Search attic - find Xmas decorations and Santa Suit. Update greeting card list. Buy cards and stamps. Make gift list. Put up lights. Start cards. Get tree - decorate tree. Gift shopping. Finish caards. Mail cards. Francine's Xmas party. More gift shopping. Make Xmas candy. More gift shopping. Caroling with neighbors. Wrap gifts. Plan Xmas dinner. Play Santa at party. Get more lights. What do you want for Christmas, Frank? Another month to prepare for it! (Published previously on December 19, 1999.)
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Frank, old buddy, why so glum? I just realized "the best if used by" date on my organ donor card just expired.