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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-04 |
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2017-06-04 |
| Image Number: |
159447 |
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Time to try this new and improved virtual vacation. Virtual Goggles. It appears your luggage has been misdirected to Houston. Fun Park. Wait time from this point 90 Min. Rain is forecast for the next three days. Your return flight is oversold. We might be able to get you out next Tuesday. Check in. Airlines. I should have realized what was coming when they said this virtual experience had been made "more realistic" than ever! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-24 |
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2016-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
146138 |
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Potential Realization Institute. Some superheroes are here working on their life issues. The Hulk is here to work on anger management, of course. The Flash needs to slow down and relax a bit, so he's learning meditation. And Aquaman is getting therapy for an addiction to high-risk situations. He's always getting in over his head! All this might help regular people realize it's okay to ask for a helping hand with problems ... when they see that even superheroes need a little help now and then. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-28 |
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2014-02-28 |
| Image Number: |
108433 |
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Psychiatry. Did you get in touch with your inner child? Yeah, and now I understand all my apps! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
104247 |
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My therapist says I'm high-strung because I let the little things get to me. You're "self-taut"! (Published originally on May 6, 2008.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-02-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-02-17 |
| Image Number: |
93941 |
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Superheroes Alliance. Accounting Dept. I just finished the audit. And some of these guys are in financial trouble. Superman is getting killed by the high cost of flying. The Hulk is constantly outgrowing his clothes. And Spiderman hasn't been able to generate any revenue for his web business. But I think Aquaman is in the most trouble? Yeah, his home is underwater! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
91814 |
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Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a white blood cell threatening a bacterium if it doesn't leave! The brain cells appear to be the only ones enjoying the holidays! Of course, they did all their shopping in September! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
41099 |
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Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-18 |
| Image Number: |
39900 |
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Bakery. I did it! I finally did it! It took years of trying and lots of willpower … but I finally quit trying to diet and exercise! You should give it one more try, Frank. I know a place where they can get anybody back into the same size pants they work during high school! Their motto here is "we leave no stone untoned"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-05-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-06 |
| Image Number: |
23380 |
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My therapist says I'm high-strung because I let the little things get to me. You're "self-taut"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
15771 |
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Virtual Reality Experience. Go ahead without me and tell me all about it later --- I'll get my virtual reality vicariously. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-01-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
12767 |
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Insurance Expo. How will we ever decide which drug plan to use for our Medicare?! It's all so confusing! Step right over here, folks! You've found the right place … We've got the best plan! Our plan covers all the medications for headaches, high blood pressure, anxiety, and ulcers! But we don't have any of those problems! Ah, but you will by the time you really understand the program and go through the application process! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2005-12-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-12-18 |
| Image Number: |
12510 |
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Meet Santa. In this age of rampant corruption and worldwide terrorism, I can't believe you're still hung up on naughtiness! Views on naughtiness aside, Santa's a twenty-first century businessman. He's outsourced lots of his production to the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Yeah, and he also used his high volume to get a great rate on overnight shipping. But I don't get it --- He's still gotta get revenue from someplace! Are you kidding?! He gets letters from millions of kids -- I'll bet he sells his mailing lists! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2005-08-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-08-07 |
| Image Number: |
11208 |
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To Esophagus. Heads up! Incoming! Wow! Look at all the prescription drugs! Blood pressure! Cholesterol! Antibiotics! Anti-inflamatories! Well, that takes care of his medical problems, but now he has to get his insurance company to pay for all this! I guess that explains why headache pills and antacids have been added to the list. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2005-05-28 |
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2005-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
10576 |
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This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2005-04-12 |
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2005-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
10173 |
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New Arrivals Check in Here. Greetings! Welcome to heaven! Wow! I didn't know you'd gone hi-tech! How do I get through the pearly gates?…. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2003-03-18 |
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2003-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
3016 |
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Class Reunion. Remember when we all used to be the same age? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2002-12-20 |
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2002-12-15 |
| Image Number: |
2258 |
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A Visit With Santa in the 21st Century. I don't know what platform he uses. So I've got my list on both Mac and Windows! Let's get his pager number in case we change our minds about what we want. I was good all year long … My brother just cheated and hacked into the Naughty - Nice database! He's asking kids what gifts they want. Doesn't he read his e-mail?! What's your cell phone number? I want to put it on my speed dialer. I told him that I'd buy some stuff on EBay, and have the bill sent to him. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2001-02-25 |
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2001-02-25 |
| Image Number: |
71770 |
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Ernie, this review you wrote of your uncle's restaurant sounds a bit biased. There's not one word about the slow service. Sure there is -- Where I say "leisurely dining"! Or that the prices are outrageously high! Right there it says "Reminds me of much fancier restaurants"... Or that the food is nauseating. I said, "You never leave feeling hungry." Ernie, this review is a fraud! The waiters are rude, the busboys are insulting and the maitre'd is a pompous jerk! That's why I said, "You get a lot for your money!" |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
70638 |
| Caption: |
I'm getting over fifty hits a day! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
1999-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
1999-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
70227 |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! A.K.A. "The Creped Crusader". What's up, Malaprop Man? I'm going Hi-Trek! I bought this flaptop commuter and am joining the Inflammation age! This has everything .. Windex 98, Knee Mail, Smell Checker and Food Processor! Now I can smurf the internet for evildoers floating around in ciderspace! And the only danger to me in getting carpool tunnel syndrome. You sure you can operate that thing? The sales clerk assured me it's loser-friendly. Then you're all set. |
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