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81. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-08 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-08 Pub. Date: 2017-12-08
Image Number: 165707
Caption: Some cat said "Merry Christmas" to me. I didn't hear him 'cause I had my earbuds on, listenin' to old Biz Markie tracks. So I didn't say nothin' back. Then this fool got in my face talkin' bout there a "War on Christmas." I told him what the @#$% you talkin' bout, bruh? There a war e'ry day. We been at war ever since my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard was on the radio in '03. What" What?
     
82. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-26 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-26 Pub. Date: 2017-11-26
Image Number: 165380
Caption: Quadruple espresso. Sorry, Uncle Mort. I'm gonna have to cut you off. I'm old! I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want! You think I got this old without knowing what I can and can't handle? Sorry. See?! I told you I -- Zzz. A barista should always follow his instincts
     
83. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-25 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-25 Pub. Date: 2017-11-25
Image Number: 165152
Caption: Is the city getting smoggier, Susan? I used to be able to count the windows on the buildings across the bay from here. No, Lemont. The city's not getting smoggier. It's gotten a lot cleaner, actually. Are they making gravity heavier? It used to be a lot easier getting up here. Old man.
     
84. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2017-11-19 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2017-11-19 Pub. Date: 2017-11-19
Image Number: 163982
Caption: What're you looking at? Old photos of my parents. Family Photos. Here's my dad at 21. Driving his motorcycle on the beach, no shoes, no shirt, no helmet, a bottle of booze in his hand, a cigarette in his teeth and a huge grin on his face! Afrter dad got married and started his career, he became super cautious and safe. He quit smoking, stopped drinking and cut out red meat and sugar. He walked 3 miles every day and slept 9 hours every night. Then he died. At age 89. Yeah. But not once did I ever see him grin like this.
     
85. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-14 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-14 Pub. Date: 2017-11-14
Image Number: 164883
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie: I'm really excited about being old enough (13) to have my own cellphone soon. But my dad won't get me the iPhone X. He'll only get me an Android. Yuck. SMH. How do I get him to understand how much that's going to ruin my life so that he'll get me the X? HMB, Charlotte. I would like modern society to reconsider its freakish aversion to corporal punishment! I mean l ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com
     
86. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2010-10-06 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2017-11-09 Pub. Date: 2010-10-06
Image Number: 52786
Caption: It's nice to have a positive parents' night topic. College admissions. Hearing about drugs, depression and sexually transmitted diseases gets old. The 3 downer 'Ds'. Tonight we'll discuss your kids' futures in higher education. We'll cover drugs, depression, diseases and crushing debt. Correction. 4 'Ds'.
     
87. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-05 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-05 Pub. Date: 2017-11-05
Image Number: 164017
Caption: What can I get you? The pumpernickel sriracha margarita mocha sounds good. Ok. Can I get you anything else, ma'am? Yes. An explanation of the Fermi paradox. Would you like the most common explanation, or the latest explanation? The latest would be lovely. Despite knowing there are trillions of planets out there, we haven't seen any evidence of alien life because we're part of a simulation. We exist on the computer of someone living in a higher reality. The limits of our knowledge are dictated by the sophistication of the guy's program. He's been steadily upgrading the program. That's why the Hubble telescope "discovered" all those "old" galaxies, and that's why we've "discovered" thousands of new planets. We'll "discover" aliens as soon as the guy running our simulation gets around to installing the "alien life" expansion pack. I meant to ask for that "to go."
     
88. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-18 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-18 Pub. Date: 2017-10-18
Image Number: 163917
Caption: I can watch tv anywhere I bet that blows your mind. Why's that, loser? Tap tap tap tap. Because in your day, a televisions was a 5-ton steam-powered machine. You had to crank a handle to make it run … and "running" meant a curtain would open and two old-timey people in the box would act out a silent tv show. Wait ... are you trying to insult me ... or are you getting your history from Youtube again? "Buck-Naked Historian" has 5 million subscribers, so it must be accurate.
     
89. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-12 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-12 Pub. Date: 2017-10-12
Image Number: 163631
Caption: You know what else is good? "Matlock." What the … ? What is you … Listen, bruh, don't nobody watch no old corny white-haired country lawyer in 1990s Atlanta … playin' a ukulele in his light gray suit and "findin' the real killer" e'ry week … for someone who doesn't watch the show, you sure know a lot about it. Osmosis. I got all that from osmosis an' you can't prove otherwise.
     
90. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2017-10-01 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2017-10-01 Pub. Date: 2017-10-01
Image Number: 162423
Caption: Earl, I have to go to a meeting but I left you a plate of leftovers in the microwave. Which meal is it, lunch or dinner? I don't know. What's the difference? Well, it it's dinner I missed lunch, and if it's lunch then I'll miss dinner. Deal with it. You'll be fine. At my age I only get so many meals left, and I hate to miss any of them.
     
91. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-24 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-24 Pub. Date: 2017-09-24
Image Number: 162394
Caption: I can't shake the feeling that nothing is really real, doc. Dr. Noodle. I just got my doctorate in history. And I watch the news every day. And I've started feeling like I've wasted my whole life studying things that never happened. I mean, if everything I see happening right now is "fake," how am I supposed to trust history? How am I supposed to know that Mussolini or Napoleon or Genghis Khan or Robespierre or Caligula were ever really all that bad? Maybe all the journalists and scribes who chronicled their reigns were part of an age-old fake-news conspiracy dating all the way back to the days of Peisistratos? I see. When exactly did these doubts begin? Oh, about 546 B.C.
     
92. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-18 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-18 Pub. Date: 2017-09-18
Image Number: 162848
Caption: But I can't get rid of it. Momma told me it belonged to my father, and to his father before him. I never knew either of them. Susan, the only family heirloom I have from them are my hat, my antique pocket watch and this. A microwave oven is not a "family heirloom," Lemont. Get rid of it. But Grandpa Brown warmed up his rations with it during the Korean War. It's time, Lemont.
     
93. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-06 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-06 Pub. Date: 2017-09-06
Image Number: 162350
Caption: Sadie, you might be able to settle a scientific question. You can not get under my skin, loser. They just cut down a huge Redwood tree. It's got 3,200 rings in it. I'm not even listening. Is it true every ring represents a year? You must know, since you were around when that tree was born. Hey everyone, she says it's true. When I'm don with my meatloaf, let's find out how old you are. Munch mun -
     
94. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-20 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-20 Pub. Date: 2017-08-20
Image Number: 161117
Caption: Get outta here I'm busy! Got outta here I'm busy! Open Mike Night Presents Kids 3-5. Watch what you want! Watch what you want! Got my glock, an' my dollars, got my glock and' my dollars! A got seven baby mamas, I got seven baby mamas! All them (censored) on my (censored). All them (censored) on my (censored). Okay, thank you! Lots of talent here tonight, so let's keep it moving. And parents, pay attention to what your three-year-olds are watching. Okay, who's next?
     
95. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-20 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-20 Pub. Date: 2017-08-20
Image Number: 161181
Caption: Get outta here I'm busy! Got outta here I'm busy! Open Mike Night Presents Kids 3-5. Watch what you want! Watch what you want! Got my glock, an' my dollars, got my glock and' my dollars! A got seven baby mamas, I got seven baby mamas! All them (censored) on my (censored). All them (censored) on my (censored). Okay, thank you! Lots of talent here tonight, so let's keep it moving. And parents, pay attention to what your three-year-olds are watching. Okay, who's next?
     
96. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2017-08-19 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2017-08-19 Pub. Date: 2017-08-19
Image Number: 161437
Caption: Where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin? What did you say? What did you say? How are you today, sir? Meh, my back. Don't get me started. Run away! Run away! Are you nuts? I can barely walk! Old Man Thumbkin.
     
97. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-11 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-11 Pub. Date: 2017-08-11
Image Number: 161301
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? The White House just fired me, and … Excellent question. It reminds me of the year 1950. I was baby-sitting some little snot-nosed four-year-old in Queens, NY. The little orange-haired tyke was pretending his teddy bear, "Rosebud," was his employee. After a while, he got bored and asked me if Rosebud would cry if he stopped playing with him. I said "Who cares?! He's just a toy! He has not feelings! When you're bored of him, just fire him! You don't owe him any loyalty!" I accept no responsibility for anything that may or may not have stemmed from that! Wait ... What? Back up ...
     
98. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2017-08-08 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2017-08-08 Pub. Date: 2017-08-08
Image Number: 161066
Caption: Larry heard you got engaged to your old sweetheart … Yeah, it happened suddenly at our high school reunion … and boy was my wife furious.
     
99. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2017-07-20 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2017-07-20 Pub. Date: 2017-07-20
Image Number: 160083
Caption: Sniff! Sniff! Sniff! What are you sniffing at? Nothing. I thought I smelled something. You always think you smell something. Sniff! Snuff! Oh, for Pete's sake! Can't a guy wear a splash of Old Spice without getting sniffed at?!
     
100. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2010-09-03 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2017-07-17 Pub. Date: 2010-09-03
Image Number: 51425
Caption: You don�t need to tan, Twig. Yes I do. If you got a tan, nana, maybe you could attract a boyfriend. Ha! At my age, sitting in the sun � only attract wrinkles.
     
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