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241. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-08-19 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-08-19 Pub. Date: 2014-08-19
Image Number: 114967
Caption: Pencils are like people. They have a life span just like we do. They begin life fresh and new like us. But then they gradually get whittled down to a nubby stump. Earl, I need you to take me to the fabric store. Whittle! Whittle! Whittle!
     
242. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-12 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-12 Pub. Date: 2014-07-12
Image Number: 113518
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?!
     
243. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2014-07-12 get old 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-07-12 Pub. Date: 2014-07-12
Image Number: 112929
Caption: When it comes to getting women's phone numbers in bars, I still do it the old-fashioned way: I use a pen and paper, not a smartphone. I'm also a traditionalist when it comes to calling after the first date: I don’t. ! ? !
     
244. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-10 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-10 Pub. Date: 2014-07-10
Image Number: 113516
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Were you ever young? If so, what was it like for you? -Grandma Pat. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Awful and typical. I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and, in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell. The usual stuff. Getting old is worse. I don't want to hear about it.
     
245. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-08 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-08 Pub. Date: 2014-07-08
Image Number: 113514
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...
     
246. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2014-07-02 get old 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2014-07-02 Pub. Date: 2014-07-02
Image Number: 112650
Caption: You're a sham, Al. In truth, I'm a mere shadow of my former sham, doctor. I was hoping you might help me get back to my old fake self.
     
247. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2014-07-02 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2014-07-02 Pub. Date: 2014-07-02
Image Number: 112349
Caption: Mom, you do understand that I'm not going to Moony. I'm going to Peru. With Rosa. To work in a clinic. Yes! And you'll learn things you can't learn if you stay here. You mean about the Peruvian lifestyle and how a clinic- I mean about YOU! You'll discover a whole new Gunther! I'm just getting used to the OLD new Gunther ... Maybe you'll discover some new shirts!
     
248. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-27 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-27 Pub. Date: 2014-06-27
Image Number: 112983
Caption: You're getting all philosophical about the middle east. Since when have you been so into politics? I'd expect that from old liberal Uncle Mort, but that's so out of character for you. Hey … isn't that Uncle Mort's cup? … Explains my sudden bout with arthritis. Is that Uncle Mort hitting on that lady?
     
249. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2009-10-11 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2014-06-23 Pub. Date: 2009-10-11
Image Number: 39020
Caption: What was Woodstock, anyway? You don’t know? It's been all over the news for months. Yeah. I switch over to something decent as soon as I hear it. I was too young for Woodstock. Mercifully, I was too old. I was way too young! Why do we hear so much about it? Because everyone there ... got jobs at NPR. NP what?
     
250. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2014-06-22 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2014-06-22 Pub. Date: 2014-06-22
Image Number: 112113
Caption: I can't BELIEVE I've graduated!! My long public school ordeal is OVER! I'm FREE!! My future is wide open! I can get a degree, start a career, travel, live on my own! My options are limitless! I can do and be anything I want! I've begun a brand-new life!! Wow. Her brand-new life sure looks ... um ... Exactly like her old one? Z.
     
251. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-19 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-19 Pub. Date: 2014-06-19
Image Number: 112746
Caption: I've got to fight through my creative malaise. I've come up with a list of ways to eke out more money from customers. Let's hear 'em. Charge for extra pads of butter. It's okay, but it's boring. Right. How about: raise coffee prices; sell only day-old pastries; turn off the lights to save electricity ... Boring, boring, boring. Require people to make their own drinks? C'mon, you're not even trying.
     
252. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2014-06-07 get old 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2014-06-07 Pub. Date: 2014-06-07
Image Number: 112181
Caption: And, it's got that "old car" smell!
     
253. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-05 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-05 Pub. Date: 2014-06-05
Image Number: 112090
Caption: I liked it. What'd you think, Lemont? I think I'm getting old. X-MEN. I should've loved it. It was well-made. But I just sat there feeling like I've seen this same story a million times. The good guys face impossible odds and somehow triumph. That's it. Everything else is just details. I liked Wolverine. You mean you liked "Frodo-Rocky-Potter-Spider-Super-Skywalker-Doubtfire-verine."
     
254. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-31 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-31 Pub. Date: 2014-05-31
Image Number: 111794
Caption: Hey, sir. Can you get me a beer? I've got money. Bank. How old are you? 36. I don’t think so. I'm a 36-year-old egg.
     
255. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-21 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-21 Pub. Date: 2014-05-21
Image Number: 111624
Caption: I went down to the jail to bail out Sadie. But she refused to leave. Why? Seems the old lady's risen to the top of the pecking order already. Everyone seemed to be catering to her. Her cell even had cable TV and flowers with doilies. When I noticed the prison guard had a new tattoo of a begonia under his left eye, I got the heck out of there.
     
256. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-18 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-18 Pub. Date: 2014-05-18
Image Number: 110848
Caption: I got so burned the other week when I grabbed my Massacreforce 7 Sr-25 carbine sniper rifle and rushed to support that Cliven Bundy guy. I had no idea he'd turn out to be a big old racist who'd say that "negroes" are lazy, idle porch-sitter who were better off as slaves than they are receiving public assistance. What a fool! What an idiot! We should've used the official code words! You don't say "negroes," you say "inner city." You don't say blacks are lazy parasites who should learn to pick cotton again, you say "the inner city has an 'entitlement culture.'" It's much easier to pretend racism is over when racists aren't so indelicate about it.
     
257. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-05-04 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-05-04 Pub. Date: 2014-05-04
Image Number: 110166
Caption: Life was a lot more dangerous when I was a kid. We didn’t have playgrounds. We played on railroad tracks and farm equipment. It's a wonder any of us survived. To get by you had to be tough and you had to grow up fast. How old are you now, son? Six. When I was your age, I was eight and a half.
     
258. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-04-16 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-04-16 Pub. Date: 2014-04-16
Image Number: 109610
Caption: I think I want to study dinosaurs when I grow up. Why isn't this VCR working? I keep telling you, it's not a VCR, it's a BVD player. I think you're getting a good start.
     
259. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-06 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-06 Pub. Date: 2014-04-06
Image Number: 108954
Caption: Looks like Vladimir Putin's single-handedly restarting the cold war. Heh-heh … You said "Putin." He's invaded Georgia, he's invaded the Ukraine … He's trying to get the old band back together again. Say "Putin" again. Do you have any idea how much this changes everything, minion? During cold war 1, I was too young to get in on the action. By the time I had cornered the market on nuclear fallout antidote, the cold war was over. The kindergarteners all demanded their lunch money back. Ingrates. I never thought I'd get a second chance, Rudy. Is "Blueberry Radiation-Shielding Muffins" catchy enough? I was twelve before I figured out "iron curtain" wasn't a household chore.
     
260. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-03-19 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-03-19 Pub. Date: 2014-03-19
Image Number: 108263
Caption: Don’t you think you're too old to be giving Nelson horsey-back rides? Yeah, maybe you're right. My back is a little sore. Get off, Nelson. I'll call the chiropractor. Is he off yet?
     
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