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1. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2008-06-06 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2019-10-23 Pub. Date: 2008-06-06
Image Number: 23802
Caption: Tracing the pain in his shoulder, Randy wonders if his body hasn't entered some new level of inefficiency.
     
2. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2011-04-01 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2019-10-07 Pub. Date: 2011-04-01
Image Number: 59092
Caption: Mom's all over me about wearing a tiny bit of mascara … You'll grow out of it. Slathering yourself with cosmetics is a futile race against nature. When did you stop wearing makeup? When I lost the eyeliner pencil in a wrinkle.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-26 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-26 Pub. Date: 2019-09-26
Image Number: 179620
Caption: I got a job offer outta nowhere, bruh. That's funny, so did I. My old editor wants me to … Uh-uh! No. That ain't how this work. What's the matter with you? First I finish my story, then you get to tell your story. A conversation be like merging traffic. First I go, then you go. Never mind. This why they revoked your license. They revoked it because you tried to use it. That's not important right now.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-01 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-01 Pub. Date: 2019-09-01
Image Number: 179190
Caption: I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal You're the disease, and I'm the cure. Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said Consider that a divorce. Or like in They live, when just before he killed a bunch of evil aliens, Rowdy Roddy Piper said "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick (butt) ... and I'm al out of bubblegum. Your task tonight is to generate six one-liners I can use whenever I squeeze unpaid work out of my employees. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. You're the rest, and I'm the bed. The kind with spikes on it ... See? That's awful. Fix that up and give me sixe more.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-23 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-23 Pub. Date: 2019-08-23
Image Number: 179025
Caption: Did you see my citizens journalist special report? Nope. My first big scoop: Some of the café's day-old pastries are actually two day-old pastries. HOJ. I'm speaking truth to power! Fascinating. Who served these pastries? Well, me. I think I've got my first scoop.
     
6. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-08-09 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-08-09 Pub. Date: 2019-08-09
Image Number: 178806
Caption: Look, gramma, I lost a tooth. How about that! I guess you'll be getting a visit from the tooth fairy. Yeah! Does the tooth fairy ever visit old people? No, dear. All we get is the Plaque Pixie.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-06 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-06 Pub. Date: 2019-08-06
Image Number: 178907
Caption: ICE and border patrol are really detaining Americans? Even American children. Back in March, they detained nin-year-old Julia Medina for 36 hours and interrogated her without her parents. She's an American who lives in Tijuana, and she had her passport. They tried to get her 14-year-old brother to say she was his cousin. What? Why? I asked them then they asked me for my passport. So I panicked and jumped into a passing freight train ... But I'll make a follow-up call tomorrow.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-24 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-24 Pub. Date: 2019-07-24
Image Number: 178671
Caption: I'm tired of people saying the President is racist for telling minority congresswomen to go back to the countries they came from. That was a week ago. It's ancient history. Get over it. What are you talking about? Out outrage over the President saying racist things doesn't just go away because of the tick of a clock ... like Cinderella's carriage turning back into a pumpkin. That reference is old and therefore meaningless.
     
9. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-07-24 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-07-24 Pub. Date: 2019-07-24
Image Number: 178582
Caption: I'm glad we got rid of all those old remotes and cables. We don't even know what any of them went to anymore. So … where's the remote that goes to this tv?
     
10. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-07-17 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-07-17 Pub. Date: 2019-07-17
Image Number: 178454
Caption: Do you like my antique jewelry? Beautiful. When did you get it? When it was brand new.
     
11. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-06-30 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-06-30 Pub. Date: 2019-06-30
Image Number: 178217
Caption: You and I have a lot in common, Roscoe. Old men and old dogs are in the same boat. No one expects very much out of us. So we can get away with a looser standard of behavior. We can scratch ourselves wherever and whenever we please. We can lie around doing nothing ... Of course, if I drank out of the toilet like you do, they'd put me in a home.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-16 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-16 Pub. Date: 2019-06-16
Image Number: 178108
Caption: You ever have a nickname? Not really. Too bad. Usually nicknames are terms of endearment. If you have one, it means people like you. Randy's got one. If I'm not mistaken, his meathead football friends call him The Rock. I guess that's true. No biggie. I'm sure people just didn't get around to giving you one. Whatever. What if we call you The Spendinator? Means: Miserable indebted failure who lacks soul in an endearing way. Old bag, you played this one beautifully.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-28 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-28 Pub. Date: 2019-05-28
Image Number: 177794
Caption: Wachooneed, bruh? I got an encyclopedia, an almanac an' a walkman. What the … ? Nobody wants that stuff. Nobody's used any of those things in years. When most people want to get rid of old junk, they hold a garage sale. That's 'cause they amateurs. Whachoogot?
     
14. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-05-23 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-05-23 Pub. Date: 2019-05-23
Image Number: 177655
Caption: What's for dinner? Huh? I said, what's for dinner? Leftovers. This is getting old. Lately I have to day everything twice before you hear me. Huh? Never mind.
     
15. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-05-17 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-05-17 Pub. Date: 2019-05-17
Image Number: 177599
Caption: I used to get real birthday cards in the mail, with thoughtful, handwritten notes. Now I get birthday greetings on Facebook that took two seconds to send. I miss the old-fashioned birthday wishes that came from the heart. It's your birthday?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-10 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-10 Pub. Date: 2019-05-10
Image Number: 177532
Caption: What happened, bruh? When we was kids, most we had to worry about was someone had a knife. Didn't nobody bring guns to preschool an' terrorize little kids, Big L. We even had massive gang wars on campus in high school, an' not one person got shot. Ah … the good old days. In my day, we had to wait 'til we was walkin' home to get shot at.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-27 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-27 Pub. Date: 2019-04-27
Image Number: 177328
Caption: C-Dog, I'm worried the stock market will crash. Should I old or sell? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. I get that question all the time. Here what you do: Pull out all your money … an' take it down to the alley between 42 an' 43 Vernon Street. Ask for Big Oatmeal, he offer alternative investments that give you better odds. E'rethang from dice, to dominoes, to chicken fights. Chicken fights? It's important to diversify.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-12 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-12 Pub. Date: 2019-04-12
Image Number: 177157
Caption: This café isn't the same without Sadie. I thought she annoyed you. I just did a market analysis and it turns out that her aggravating temperment entertains our patrons. That old wind bag is good for business. Until she gets well, I'm testing replacements. Hey loser, you stink like my armpit! Yawn.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-08 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-08 Pub. Date: 2019-04-08
Image Number: 177153
Caption: Hey, loser! What do you want? I need a ride to the doctor to get my test results. You just called me a loser. You're an even bigger loser if you don't help out an old lady. I'm a genius. Evil genius.
     
20. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-04-03 get old 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-04-03 Pub. Date: 2019-04-03
Image Number: 176866
Caption: Sniff sniff. It smells weird in here! Over here it smells like Old Spice, but over there it smells like Play-Doh. And when I stand in the middle, my vision gets blurry, and it feels like I'm floating above my body.
     
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