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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-30 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-30 Pub. Date: 2019-11-30
Image Number: 180583
Caption: I read your latest article. I think you misquoted General Patton, bruh. What? I doubt he ever really said No Saturn - asterisk - pound sign - dollar sign - squiggle die for his country. He won it by making some other poor Saturn - asterisk - pound sign - dollar sign - squiggle die for his country. You're just messing with me you, Ø *#$}. That, I would believe he said.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-30 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-30 Pub. Date: 2019-08-30
Image Number: 179195
Caption: Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! The other day, my grandpa tried driving to the corner store but got lost and ended up at the beach, six states away. How do I get him to realize it's time to stop driving without hurting his feelings? Excellent question. it reminds me of the time in 1863 when grandpappy Cohen accidentally led a caravan of zoo-bound pelicans onto a field in Gettysburg. One particularly panicky pelican escaped and distracted General lee, and the rest is history. Um ... Ok ...
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-25 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-25 Pub. Date: 2018-07-25
Image Number: 173089
Caption: This just in: Air Force One is missing. It was last seen flying in the general direction of Russian. Click … Despite the empty Big Mac boxes suddenly piling up in his trash can in Moscow, Edward Snowden denies he's got a new roommate. Click. In Moscow, there's been a sudden increase in reported incidents of grabbing. Click. Gilligaaaan, the Skipper tooo ... the Millionaire ... Mun mun mun -
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-07 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-07 Pub. Date: 2017-11-07
Image Number: 164650
Caption: I'm tired of people complaining about how the president's chief of staff, John Kelly, said Robert E. Lee was an "honorable man." So what if Robert E. Lee was a cruel, slave-beating, family separating white supremacist traitor who even kidnapped free black Pennsylvanians and brought them to the south as property? John Kelly's right, we can't judge people from back then by what people today think is right and wrong. Y'know, a lot of people thought it was wrong "back then." That's why there was a war. I don't see what that has to do with anything.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-06 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-06 Pub. Date: 2017-11-06
Image Number: 164649
Caption: The president's chief of staff, General John Kelly, was right: the Civil War happened 'cause the country did not compromise. Say what? Maybe they should've tried … oh, I don't know … splitting the difference and saying black people were worth 3/5ths of a person. Or maybe they should've admitted a slave state for every new free state admitted or maybe Lincoln should've just offered to limit slavery's expansion instead of ending it. Or maybe they should've passed some sort of "Fugitive Slave Act." I hate "Sarcasm Monday"! I'm glad the White House is filled with people who really know your history.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-31 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-31 Pub. Date: 2017-05-31
Image Number: 158602
Caption: Departed 2nd Lieutenant Richard Collins III visits Lemont's dream. I'm beyond tired of this. A promising young man, who could've one day been a great general or a president, or a dad … cut down by a white supremacist … or by a cop, or by a thug … I'm tired, tired, tired of this! You're tired of this? Well ... yeah ... I ... guess you're more ... can we start over?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-22 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-22 Pub. Date: 2017-01-22
Image Number: 152909
Caption: I'm so over 2017. Dr. Noodle. I was looking forward to it, but now it can't end too soon for me. I thought it was going to be like old times. I thought I'd get to see what she could do. With her talent and strength, there was so much she could have accomplished. Instead, we're left with a lot less light and a lot more darkness. Now who's going to save the republic from that spoiled little angry, narcissistic baby-man? I miss Carrie Fisher too. General Leia Organa was our only hope.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-14 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-14 Pub. Date: 2015-06-14
Image Number: 127781
Caption: Nobody could've known, back in 2003, that invading Iraq would be a bad idea. What're you talking about? Millions of people knew it. Millions of us. Millions of us said the reasons the Bush administration gave for invading sounded like flimsy nonsense. Not having WMDs was Saddam's plot to embarrass us. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. Millions of us said it would cause a lot of unnecessary death, totally wreck the balance of power, cost us money we couldn't afford, create new enemies, and be a huge unmitigated disaster. It was entirely possible to know. Millions of us knew. General: Iraq would be stable if we had occupied it for only 75 more years. Well, nobody knew the people who knew were right to know what they knew. You know? No. ISIS destroys ancient ruins, erect statue of founding father Dick Cheney.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-23 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-23 Pub. Date: 2015-02-23
Image Number: 123396
Caption: So you're sayin' you fought off six dudes in the alley? No, for the fifth time, some girl at the bus stop beat the spit of me because I corrected her grammar. So you're sayin' you fought off six dudes in the alley? No, the sixth time, some. Work with me here! General Hospital. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-11).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-16 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-16 Pub. Date: 2013-08-16
Image Number: 100293
Caption: On the one hand, what you've just told me is incredibly alarming … General Hospital. … And as a healer, I took an oath to help those in pain. It is my calling. I don’t accept malady and suffering, not if there's anything I can do about it. What do you mean, "on the one hand"? I also don't accept your insurance.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-15 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-15 Pub. Date: 2013-08-15
Image Number: 100292
Caption: Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. General Hospital. And some are given a chance to climb but refuse. They cling to the realm, or love, or the gods, illusions. Do you know why he's here, doctor? Sssh! Offhand, I'd say it's because his cable is out at home. Great ... You made me miss Littlefinger's retort to Lord Varys!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-11 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-11 Pub. Date: 2013-01-11
Image Number: 91987
Caption: So you're sayin' you fought off six dudes in the alley? No, for the fifth time, some girl at the bus stop beat the spit of me because I corrected her grammar. So you're sayin' you fought off six dudes in the alley? No, the sixth time, some. Work with me here! General Hospital.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-06 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-06 Pub. Date: 2012-10-06
Image Number: 88015
Caption: Tell me again why you're here? This morning … General Hospital. … I was watching some music videos. One had some girls in bikinis. I see. Go on. It didn’t interest me at all. I switched to a rerun of "Little House on the Prairie." You're not sick, you're just getting older. Can you at least check my eyes?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-10 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-10 Pub. Date: 2012-01-10
Image Number: 75069
Caption: Unemployment insurance is not a handout. You paid into it every month when you were working … So there's nothing wrong with using it when you need to. In general, that's true. But when you're the one applying for it, it feels like begging. Swallow your pride, Lemont. I can't even swallow aspirin.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-16 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-16 Pub. Date: 2009-07-16
Image Number: 36192
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/Candorville. I, Lemont Brown, confess I am not a reporter. I am an American spy and I caused the fake Iranian "Green Revolution." After I watched the Reman Captain Nero go back thru time 2 change Federation history in "Star Trek," CIA sent me here 2 change Iran. See? Lemont's giving us a signal so we know they're forcing him to say this! Everyone knows Nero was a Romulan, not a Reman! And he didn't change history, he created an alternate reality, leaving the original timeline intact! Dios mio I hang around Lemont way too much. Tell General Kirk I'm sorry he failed the Kobayashi Maru test.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-14 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-14 Pub. Date: 2008-12-14
Image Number: 28779
Caption: What's wrong with you, kid? Big dilemmon. I been savin' my allowance for a whole month. Now I don't know what to spend my loot on. On the one hand, I could get a pack of gum. I have just about enough for that. On the other hand, I could buy a share of GM stock. Oh... You mean "dilemma." Momma says the gum's a better long-term investment. I think I'm going to cry. You sound just like momma.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-03 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-03 Pub. Date: 2008-08-03
Image Number: 25552
Caption: Democratic Senator Jim Webb joined Wesley Clark's attack on John McCain's military credentials! Really? Yeah! He said "We need to make sure that we take politics out of service." …Um, that's not-- Guess what else he said! He said something about how McCain shouldn't imply the whole military agrees with his political views. That's a clear and despicable attack on his credentials! I don't think "credentials" means what you think it means. Hey, stop attacking my credentials!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-16 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-16 Pub. Date: 2008-03-16
Image Number: 22333
Caption: On today's SUNDAY MORNING POLITICAL SHOW, we discuss the public funding of presidential campaigns. Here to discuss this: Barack Obama from last month. Thanks, Bob. My campaign never made any specific pledge to accept public financing, so we don’t see a reason to forgo the contributions of millions of Americans. Our next guest: Barack Obama from February 2007. Hello, Bob. Bob, I will aggressively pursue an agreement with the Republican nominee to preserve a publicly financed general election. Bob, me from last year is an imposter. Possibly an extraterrestrial, or a clone. Bob, this Obama's been blinded by money.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-10 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-10 Pub. Date: 2007-11-10
Image Number: 19247
Caption: Clyde found a "Rapper Nemesis" already. Really? Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Apparently he was the only one cold-blooded and gangsta enough for the gig. Clyde's in way over his head. I'll say my last goodbye.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-09 general 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-09 Pub. Date: 2007-11-09
Image Number: 19246
Caption: I'm Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, auditioning for the role of "Rapper Nemesis." (Ahem)… Ah gave cover to a president to torture them hay-tuhs… Nevva mind the Constitution, it's only a PAY-puh. Yeh, yeh. I feel you, I feel you. I don't work weekends.
     
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