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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-09 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-09 Pub. Date: 2019-04-09
Image Number: 177114
Caption: Remember Principal Pervee, from high school? I ran into him the other day. I'd forgotten all about that guy. Didn't he use to walk up behind you and sniff your hair? And didn't he use to rest his hands on your hips when he talked to you? Yeah. He wasn't the only man to do that, so I used to just sort of shrug it off, like it was to be expected. Back then, we didn't really see how wrong it was. Didn't you once accidentally spill a whole bag of sugar into old Pervee's gas tank?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-22 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-22 Pub. Date: 2018-08-22
Image Number: 173656
Caption: A voice from somewhere deep in the air duct system told me to be still, and to listen for the cries of a child, for it would lead me to a refugee whose story must be told. So I did. I stilled my mind … and it led me to wonder if I'd paid the gas bill, if I was missing an Amazon delivery, and if that cretin Gary226 had admitted defeat yet in our Facebook argument. Dios mio. Then I stilled my mind again ...
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-16 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-16 Pub. Date: 2018-06-16
Image Number: 172217
Caption: This just in: A massive sinkhole just opened across the bridge in a suburb of Candorville. The ent … Click. One structure was spared obliteration: A local café that had advertised that one of its muffins contained a free-gas-for-life card. The entire town was there ... Click. Candorville's mayor, Ronald Thump, has closed the bridge, preventing sinkhole refugees from reaching. Click ... Gilligaaaan, the Skipper tooo ... the millionaire ... mun mun mun -
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-06 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-06 Pub. Date: 2018-05-06
Image Number: 170818
Caption: I saw that article you wrote, where you siad it ain't make no sense that Syria president used chemical weapons. You wrote Don' ya'll fools notice the same exact thing happened last year when the U.S. was talkin' 'bout pullin' out? You wrote All of a sudden Assad gas his own people, an' then we decide to stay an' keep whoopin' Assad *$%. You wrote "Fast-forward a year. Trump talk 'bout leavin' again, an' again Assad gas his own people, an' again Trump change his mind an' decide to stay an' keep whoopin' Assad @#$. You wrote Yeah right, ain't this some @#$#$%. Y'know, when you put someone else's points in your own words, you're supposed to start by saying I'm paraphrasin here. You wrote Y'all crazy to believe homeboy would do the same exact @#$% that backfired on 'im the last time.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-14 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-14 Pub. Date: 2017-04-14
Image Number: 156722
Caption: I don't see why you're mad at Clyde. 'Cause he said I look like I'm about to have a heart attack. What do you mean? He saw some Youtube video about the warning signs, and now he thinks he's a doctor. Just because I haven't been able to catch my breath all day, my jaw, arm, and back hurt, and my stomach is all in knots ... doesn't mean I'm having a heart attack. you've reached 911. Please hold. It's probably just gas.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-23 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-23 Pub. Date: 2017-01-23
Image Number: 153701
Caption: I sense the tides have shifted, Rosencrantz. The pendulum has reversed its swing. A page has been turned. A new character has entered stage left. And nothing will ever, ever be the same. The tale has been sent down a fateful path, which ends either in exaltation or oblivion, we know not which. Oh ... wait ... perchance I just have gas. Served you right for stealing my week-old sandwich.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-25 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-25 Pub. Date: 2016-11-25
Image Number: 151298
Caption: Tyrone? I miss the days when my mother held me to her breast and sang nursery rhymes to me. That's because you're gullible, Rosencrantz. Nursery rhymes are how they program us to accept the notion that there is no truth, that facts are fungible and open to interpretation. Take "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," for instance. We know exactly what stars are. We don't have to "wonder." Twinkle twinkle little star ... we know exactly what you are ... giant spheres of glowing gas ... powered by nuclear fusion ... Spare change?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-19 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-19 Pub. Date: 2016-03-19
Image Number: 140514
Caption: Whachooneed, whachooneed … I got a toothbrush, a bus pass, a gas card, an alternative to Obamacare … Wait … back up. What kind of toothbrush? … Because my toothbrush recently went missing. I wrote my name on it. Lemme see the handle. Can't. It's the kind that come with a filed-off handle.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-01 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-01 Pub. Date: 2014-05-01
Image Number: 110712
Caption: The other night, Jimmy Fallon joked that if Chelsea Clinton's baby is a boy, he'll get some of Hillary's hand-me-downs. Heh. That laugh you think you heard just now was, of course, nervous laughter in response to something that made me very uncomfortable. Or maybe it was gas. There really is no way to tell. Quit while you're behind.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-22 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-22 Pub. Date: 2014-03-22
Image Number: 108868
Caption: Whachooneed, whachooneed … I got a toothbrush, a bus pass, a gas card, an alternative to Obamacare … Wait … back up. What kind of toothbrush? … Because my toothbrush recently went missing. I wrote my name on the handle. Lemme see the handle. Can't. it the kind that come with a filed-off handle.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-05 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-05 Pub. Date: 2012-08-05
Image Number: 84533
Caption: Something smells funny. Your mom smells funny. Watch it. Watch your MOM. That's not funny. Your mom's not funny. You cant keep saying "your mom" about everything. That's annoying. You need to grow up, Clyde, or before you know it nobody's gonna want to talk to you. I think your stove has a gas leak. Your MOM has a- Never mind. Let's just blow up. Maybe that'll teach you. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-14 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-14 Pub. Date: 2011-07-14
Image Number: 63190
Caption: You're gonna have to testify. Ok. That eyewitness testimony was really damaging. It made you look nuts. Like when he said you claimed you unleashed an ancient evil that'll end the world. You have to testify that it was just a euphemism for passing gas or something. I SAID I'm sorry already.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-15 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-15 Pub. Date: 2011-04-15
Image Number: 59640
Caption: Lemont? I’m sorry I'm messing up your custody case. But I'll do better, honest! Your son should get to be with his dad. Especially since you're not in Afghanistan. What? Mommy says I can't meet my dad 'cause he's in Afghanistan driving soldiers all over in a big metal truck. She says he used to drive them from the base to their missions, but now he drives them from Earth and heaven. ... Oh. How much gas do you think that takes?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-07 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-07 Pub. Date: 2010-02-07
Image Number: 43634
Caption: No, Susan, I don't want to go to Burger Queen. Haven't you heard? Heard what? Scientists discovered half of the fast-food fountain sodas they tested were contaminated with fecal coliform bacteria. You know what the means, don't you? Nothing? There's doo-doo in my soda. Sure, they said it almost never causes anything more than gas, but it's just nasty to think of some living organism swimming around in my soda. ... And you really don't' expect gas from fast food. I miss the days when soda just had chemicals I couldn't pronounce.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-29 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-29 Pub. Date: 2008-09-29
Image Number: 27044
Caption: Note to self: been kidnapped. Darkness. Fear. Who are they? What do they want? Well, a little help with the gas would be nice. …Fed… Federal Agent Murph? Surprise! Heard you were gonna be an embedded journalist, so I thought I'd give you a ride to media boot camp. YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS! What? Ropes too tight?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-27 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-27 Pub. Date: 2008-09-27
Image Number: 26927
Caption: Ever feel like something big is about to happen to you? Like the city's about to call and tell you you've won the lottery? Or you're about to meet the love of your life once you turn the corner? Oh. Never mind. It was just gas. "Was"?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-23 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-23 Pub. Date: 2008-03-23
Image Number: 22461
Caption: Water will be off from 9-7. Great. Heat off from 9-3 tomorrow. Water off from 10-1 Tuesday. Aw… Gas off Wed. Power off 9-5 Thurs. @#$%! Oxygen off 12-3 Friday. Why don't you just save time and tell us when things will be ON.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-22 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-22 Pub. Date: 2007-12-22
Image Number: 20785
Caption: There's absolutely no methane in kangaroo flatulence. So scientists want to transplant digestive bacteria from them into cows, whose methane contributes to global warming. Isn't that-- WHY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-09 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-19 Pub. Date: 2006-07-09
Image Number: 14169
Caption: Yo, can you move down a couple seats, bruh? I got a large party here, dawg. Thanks, son. It's hot as a @#$% out there, you feel me? Who are they? Oh, they're my homeboys from outta state. The GOP buses them in before elections every couple years to distract voters from important issues. Some people. Gay marriage. Spanish-speakers. Flag burning. For a few months, our leaders pretend they're the most dangerous problems in the world -- more urgent that terrorism, war, gas prices, healthcare, etc.... Once the election's over, they go home. It's seasonal work. Que? got a light?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-04 gas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-05 Pub. Date: 2006-05-04
Image Number: 13629
Caption: The far-left blames Bush for everything! 9-11, lost jobs, high gas prices, Iraq, the slow response to Hurricane Katrina, North Korea and maybe Iran getting nukes … but it's not all his fault, after all. Ever since he took office, there's been nothing but disaster after disaster. What? Nothing. Thank god for culture clash.
     
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