Armstrong is doping the girls on Team Caffeine with Sadie Cohen saliva? Slips it into their cocoa. The team hasn't lost in months. They're monsters. Do you realize what this means? Well I suppose I do grasp the full implications. We should bet on the team. I've contacted a bookie.
HAHA! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! I, the wealthiest man in this café, have won the lottery! Can you believe it?! This just goes to show that the rich get richer, and the poor can't afford to boost their odds by buying dozens of lottery tickets. How much did you win? $5. But it's the principle that matters.