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21. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-21 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-21 Pub. Date: 2014-09-21
Image Number: 115916
Caption: I just can't stop getting ahead of myself, doc. The other day, I was on a job interview … Dr. Noodle. They're not going to call me back, doc. You don’t know that. When they asked if I had any questions, I asked how secure the retirement pension was. That's not too bad. I asked the interviewer if I could call her "Susan." Still not that bad. ... So you think it wasn't that big a deal when they noticed I'd put a few sandwiches in their refrigerator? ... Do you have any other job prospects? Yeah, but Susan looked at me funny when I asked her for a letter of reference.
     
22. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-29 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-29 Pub. Date: 2014-08-29
Image Number: 115532
Caption: You've really never had a dream, Clyde? Never, dawg. I always thought if I met an Atlantean, he'd look more like Aquaman. Get it? The ancient Greek historian Herodotus wrote about Atlantean refugees who lived on Mount Atlas. They apparently never dreamt. Unlike you, they were vegetarians. Maybe that's why you didn't get it. You need to work on your inside jokes, bruh.
     
23. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-09 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-09 Pub. Date: 2014-02-09
Image Number: 106778
Caption: I think you dropped this, Clyde. Oh, good. Thanks, bruh. What is it? You ain't never seen a shopping list before? "Iron Man #1, Greedo action figure … "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Director's Cut DVD" … That's funny … this is all stuff I have in my apartment. No, it AIN'T all stuff you have in your apartment. YES IT IS! No it ain't, this here yesterday shopping list.
     
24. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-20 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-20 Pub. Date: 2013-12-20
Image Number: 105214
Caption: Feudalbanc Massacard, this is Carol Ann, how may ah help yew, sugah? Oh, thank God, last time I was stuck talking to someone in Indonesia. Oh I know just what yew mean, like one tam, I was tryin' ta get ta Jacksonville an' I took the wrong plane. Fell asleep, an' when I woke up, wouldja believe I was lookin' at the Eiffel Tower? Well all I wanted in the whole world was to talk to a real live Amurican right about then. That brings to mind a funny story. Take about an hour ta tell it right. Could you transfer me to someone in Indonesia?
     
25. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-03 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-03 Pub. Date: 2013-12-03
Image Number: 104625
Caption: Did you see Bill Cosby on Comedy Central? Cosby dead to me. He always talkin' 'bout how black men need to raise they kids. But he never say nothin' 'bout why so many DON'T. Thug 4 Life. Black men are four times more likely to be arrested than white men who do the same $%#&, how can you raise a kid when you in jail? Whatever. He was really funny. "Funny" dead to me.
     
26. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-26 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-26 Pub. Date: 2013-08-26
Image Number: 100801
Caption: You ain't texted me back. What? When? What're you talking about? This morning. I texted "Egypt be trippin', lol." You didn’t text me back. I don’t text back when people write "lol" about something that isn't funny. Some people don’t know nothin' 'bout political satire. You're proof of that. Thug 4 Life.
     
27. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-21 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-21 Pub. Date: 2013-04-21
Image Number: 95578
Caption: All I'm saying is, if you're going to tell a science fiction joke, it can't be about something so obscure. It's not obscure, it was on TV for five years! I still don’t see why "in and alternate universe, they're rebooting 'Sliders'" is funny. I can't explain it to you. No joke is funny once it's explained. (Sigh.) Fine. "Sliders" was a show about alternate universes. Apparently you can explain why a joke is NOT funny. I don't get it. What do you mean?
     
28. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-08 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-08 Pub. Date: 2013-04-08
Image Number: 95572
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast cable, this is Brian. How may I hinder you? I'd like to cancel my service. Very funny. Excuse me? This is a joke, right? It's not happening. This is happening, Brian. But we've been together for ten years ... We never even knew there was a problem. (Originally published on 2011-08-29).
     
29. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-20 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-20 Pub. Date: 2013-03-20
Image Number: 94736
Caption: I don’t believe in past lives. But I have memories of things I couldn’t possibly have done. One of my most vivid memories is of sitting along the banks of the Nile River, begging for alms from passing sheep herders. Hmmm … One of MY most vivid memories is of being a wealthy sheep herder, and having all my sheep kick up mud onto a beggar. Just because I thought it'd be funny. Coincidence, I'm sure. But that may explain why I've never like being covered in mud.
     
30. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-27 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-27 Pub. Date: 2012-10-27
Image Number: 88840
Caption: Will listen to you talk about the "funny thing" your kid said for $.
     
31. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-05 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-05 Pub. Date: 2012-08-05
Image Number: 84533
Caption: Something smells funny. Your mom smells funny. Watch it. Watch your MOM. That's not funny. Your mom's not funny. You cant keep saying "your mom" about everything. That's annoying. You need to grow up, Clyde, or before you know it nobody's gonna want to talk to you. I think your stove has a gas leak. Your MOM has a- Never mind. Let's just blow up. Maybe that'll teach you. Thank God for Culture Clash. Thug 4.
     
32. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-28 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-28 Pub. Date: 2012-04-28
Image Number: 79775
Caption: Every time I see someone add "LOL" after something they wrote that wasn't even remotely funny, it makes me want to bludgeon them to death with a huge penguin.
     
33. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-09 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-09 Pub. Date: 2012-01-09
Image Number: 75068
Caption: It's annoying when parents are so proud of every little thing their kids do. "Little Preston sat up today!" "Little Lillie smiled!" "Little Raheem made a boom-boom!" They're supposed to do all that. It's not exceptional at all. It's not like they told a really funny joke, like my little Lionel did today.
     
34. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-15 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-15 Pub. Date: 2011-12-15
Image Number: 74020
Caption: … So them, Lamond's boss gave him a choice: He could go get his son … or he could do as he was told and go report from the war zone for a month … and keep his job so he could afford to feed his son. … So Lamond tossed his press credentials on his boss' desk, turned to leave, and said, "I guess I'll be doing my part to fight the childhood obesity epidemic." You have a funny nose. I see subtlety is lost on you. You look like a woman.
     
35. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-14 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-14 Pub. Date: 2011-11-14
Image Number: 72982
Caption: Sasha? Are you there? Tap tap tap tap t- For you? Always, LB. How was your day? Tap ta tap t- Great! My boss, Paprika, took me to lunch and told me she loved me. She said she could never run the program without me. She added that I was so funny I should be a stand-up comedian, Really? Tap tap t- ta- Yeah, right after I asked for a raise.
     
36. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-29 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-29 Pub. Date: 2011-08-29
Image Number: 65028
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast cable, this is Brian. How may I hinder you? I'd like to cancel my service. Very funny. Excuse me? This is a joke, right? It's not happening. This is happening, Brian. But we've been together for ten years ... We never even knew there was a problem.
     
37. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-25 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-25 Pub. Date: 2011-03-25
Image Number: 58865
Caption: Thousands of people died in the Japanese tsunami and in the massive earthquake that caused it. The Earth shook for five minutes. Do you know how long five minutes is? Five minutes is longer than any conversation you and I have ever had. I miss Chappelle's Show. You ever miss Chappelle's show? That fool funny.
     
38. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-22 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-22 Pub. Date: 2011-01-22
Image Number: 56438
Caption: Need $ for funny-homeless-sign lessons.
     
39. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-25 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-25 Pub. Date: 2010-12-25
Image Number: 55460
Caption: This egg nog tastes funny. Have you seen my lucky milk bottle? I always keep it in my shoe.
     
40. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-30 funny 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-30 Pub. Date: 2010-11-30
Image Number: 54751
Caption: What's so funny? Say it again, Phobos. Ok … The next election's two whole years away. Shouldn't we take a break … leave people alone until then … so they can govern rationally, deal only with the most essential issues, and make practical decisions for the good of all, based only on facts and on a dispassionate study of empirical data? Fear, Inc. ... It was funnier the first time I said it. Whatever. Where are we on the gay marriage repeals?
     
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