The young slave Frederick Douglass has an odd dream… Are we lowly animals to be abused at will? Master tied Aunt Hester to a beam and stripped her bare. Then, with his face red with fury, he slashed his whip down and down until the soil below was saturated with blood. I feel you, Dog. I can't even go into a 7-Eleven without the guard lookin' at me funny. ...You poor fellow. An' if I try to get a small business loan? Forget it.
Meanwhile, at the studios of "Late Night with Jayvid Lennonman"… I'm totally flummoxed, sir. Come on… One of you's got to have some idea how to tell jokes about Barack Obama without sounding racist. Face it, boss! We're a late night show with a white host and white writers! There's just no way! Y'all could hire some black writers. Did you hear something? Some buzzing. Maybe a bee. "Flummoxed"? Who says "Flummoxed"?