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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-16 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-16 Pub. Date: 2017-09-16
Image Number: 162602
Caption: Everyone goes through this at one time or another, Lemont. It's important not to worry about what other people think of you, if you know you're doing the right thing. It's important to get to a place of self-confidence. Self-assurance. Peace. Whatever. I still think your new "get your 10th psychosis treated free" punchcards make you look tacky. And yet I'm at peace with that.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-21 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-21 Pub. Date: 2017-05-21
Image Number: 157604
Caption: I'm tired of people complaining about how the coral reefs have pretty much died off. I mean yeah, a huge variety of fish and other sealife rely on the coral reefs. And yeah, about 500 million people in turn depend on that sealife for food, jobs and recreation. But it's not mankind's fault those sea creatures decided to sponge off the hard work of the polyps that made all the coral. Wait ... what? ... and it's not our fault that 500 million people didn't think ahead and get real jobs instead of sponging off welfare fish. Besides, marine habitats are something better left to private industry. If the fish really want vast expanses of underwater limestone shelters, let them buy it on the free market like the rest of us. Besides, I was just wasting my time with all those snorkeling vacations. I should've been working. You're just trying to make yourself feel better. Newsweak.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-16 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-16 Pub. Date: 2017-05-16
Image Number: 158077
Caption: Lemont, we have need of you. What the -- Color-blinded. I am the harbinger, I'm … Here to warn me about a calamity threatening the entire multiverse. DC Comics' "Crisis on Infinite Earths," 1985. Oh … wait … this must be Earth Prime, where heroes only exist ... Heroes only exist as comic book characters or as dreams. Anyway, why are you in my dream? I was due to testify before Congress about President Trump's Russia ties, but Trump fired me. So I have some free time.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-07 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-07 Pub. Date: 2017-01-07
Image Number: 152860
Caption: Hello, wrong number, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Yes, I am absolutely sure I'm not the person you're trying to call. Feel free to call back a third time just in case I've realized I actually AM the person I'm not. Beep.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-08 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 147065
Caption: I remember I used to have hobbies. I used to collect comics, I used to read, I used to bike, I used to go to the movies … I played tennis, I played cards, I shot pool, I whittled little Vulcan hand salutes out of driftwood … But once I had a kid, that all changed. I can't remember the last time I did any of that. It's like all I do all day is make sure he doesn't drop dead. Take some time off from that. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-20 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-20 Pub. Date: 2016-01-20
Image Number: 137946
Caption: Thanks for letting my son and me stay here for a while, Clyde. It's just too cold out there to make it home. It's so warm in here. It's almost like you have ten heaters going. I admit nothing. What did you do? Anything people put on the outside of they windows is free.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-06 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-06 Pub. Date: 2015-12-06
Image Number: 135628
Caption: How come you never come to my book signings? I ain't have all that free time, Big L. C-Dog busy. Gotta keep it hustlin'. You know how I do. How you do what? What do you mean, "How you do what?" "How I do … " "How we do … " It's an expression, bruh. No it's not. It's just an incomplete sentence. What you're "expressing" is that you can't finish a sentence. I feel like expressions used to be clever. Since when has not finishing a sentence been clever? And you wanna know why I ain't go to your book signings. What a lazy country we've become.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-03 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-03 Pub. Date: 2015-01-03
Image Number: 120836
Caption: Being all alone in the our part of the galaxy isn't so bad, Susan. Maybe we won't be able to visit intelligent aliens in my lifetime. But on the other hand ... That means we've got all this real estate to ourselves. We build all the timeshares we want on Gliese 832C without displacing even a single native Gliesian. Silver linings are as abundant as planets. A future free of colonial guilt is a pretty great thing.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-22 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-22 Pub. Date: 2014-11-22
Image Number: 118797
Caption: Hello, wrong number, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Yes, I am absolutely sure I'm not the person you're trying to call. Feel free to call back a third time just in case I've realized I actually AM the person I'm not. Beep.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-12 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-12 Pub. Date: 2013-04-12
Image Number: 95576
Caption: Lemont calls to cancel his cable. Sir, before you go ... What if I gave you all the channels you want, plus free HBO for a year, for half what we charge you now? I'd say if you can afford to do that, you must've been overcharging me all this time ... but whatever. I'll give you one more chance. I'll take it. Thank you, sir! You won't be sorry. The one who's less in love controls the relationship. (Originally published on 2011-09-02).
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-02 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-02 Pub. Date: 2012-01-02
Image Number: 74803
Caption: Sup, Playa?* *How are you coping with being a single father who just lost his job? What's up, Clyde?* *I have to watch him all the time, and when I get a couple hours free I'm too tired to go look for work. Cough cough?* *Let's get a burrito. It'll cheer you up. Yawn* **Nah, gotta save my last $20 to feed Lionel.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-30 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-30 Pub. Date: 2011-10-30
Image Number: 66691
Caption: Long time no see, Bruh. Ain't been much work out there for a brutha. But I'M BACK! *@$%! I got a new gig with fear Inc. Mostly based on the work I did making out last president sound reasonable and clear-thinking. Some People. They were particularly impressed with how I'd say "If you're Muslim, you can't be free," so then the president could say "I disagree with that" and start wars and whatnot. They said not every strawman is capable of that kind of subtlety. Some People. Good for you. I got a whole new repertoire. Check this out: "We need to punish success." Some People. That's not subtle at all. How 'bout "Let's just hand the country over to illegals"? Some People.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-28 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-28 Pub. Date: 2011-10-28
Image Number: 67158
Caption: Judge Dubois delivers her decision. Custody cases are rarely this cut and dry. On one hand, we have a father who's suffered from psychotic delusions, has no money, and spends time with unsavory characters … And on the other hand, we have a mother who happens to be my daughter ... We're dead. Whom I personally know to be crazy-making, lying, manipulative, free-loading, and is, herself, the epitome of an unsavory character.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-02 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-02 Pub. Date: 2011-09-02
Image Number: 65032
Caption: Lemont calls to cancel his cable. Sir, before you go ... What if I gave you all the channels you want, plus free HBO for a year, for half what we charge you now? I'd say if you can afford to do that, you must've been overcharging me all this time ... but whatever. I'll give you one more chance. I'll take it. Thank you, sir! You won't be sorry. The one who's less in love controls the relationship.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-06 free time 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-06 Pub. Date: 2009-12-06
Image Number: 41435
Caption: Wanna go for a run at the marina, Lemont? Dunno, I have a pretty full day, Susan. Lemme check my planner … 8:40 - take trash out. 9:05 - eat froot loops. 9:30 - go to the trekbbs.com discussion forum, argue with twelve-year-old from Reseda about whether "Superman Returns" was a box office flop. 10:05 - read his dumb response, waste an hour researching my counterargument. 11:15 - publicly humiliate him with biting sarcasm and erudite wit. 11:45 - read the props from other posters congratulating me for tearing the twelve-year-old apart. I'm free after noon. Sorry, I'm scheduled to spend the afternoon trying to forget what I just heard.
     
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