Last time I went to see a football game, the players were all about ten years older than me. Today, I was sitting in the stands with my hot dogs and nachos and beer, and I realized… …that you're getting a gut? THAT THEY'RE ALL TEN YEARS YOUNG THAN ME. Who won? TIME! TIME WON! I think the nachos held their own.
I used to feel like football players were champions fighting for our whole city's honor. Now I just feel like I'm watchin' a bunch of multimillionaires working. Like I'm eating hot dogs while watching Warren Buffet sell stock. RAAAAAAAGH! Good talk.