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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2019-06-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-09 |
Image Number: |
178048 |
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Idea! Uh oh, must hide wallet. People are environmentally conscious. They want products that embrace Mother Nature and respect our limited natural resources. They're tired of a throwaway culture. Coincidentally, we throw out tons of used paper coffee cups and plated, and plastic straws. To say nothing of unfinished plates of food, like muffins, fruit salad, and day-old, half-eaten omelettes. Introducing our new environmentally-conscious earth-friendly menu! Well charge a small 50% premium for allowing people to help the environment. The marketing is green, and so's our food.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2018-09-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-12-11 |
Image Number: |
20689 |
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Products that didn't make it…Smucker's Traffic Jam. Have some anger on your toast. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2017-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-17 |
Image Number: |
165604 |
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Do you know why I love Star Trek, minion? We called me in at 2am to talk about this? It's because it's a lefty-liberal utopia. They've eliminated scarcity. There's all the food and shelter anyone could ever want, so there's no more need for capitalism. They flat-out say there's no such concept as money in their society. And yet we've seen them buy things. With money. Plenty of times. It's absolute proof that people never truly have to live up to the ideals they espouse, and that's always been an inspiration to me. Now get back out there and remember, the customer is always right!* Service with a smile.* Providing a quality product is its own reward.* You're a very good man.*
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Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-28 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-10-11 |
Image Number: |
35263 |
Caption: |
What's this - A bowl of flakes? Give me a break! Crunch crunch. Mmmmmm! Oh. I get it! It's a whole new concept � Nuvo simplicity. It's like, a neo-proto-cereal. Very chic! Munch munch � This is gonna be way big! Corn flakes classic. Taste them anew. Corn flakes? These are corn flakes? Yeah, right. you had no idea you were in a corn flake commercial ... |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2016-12-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-09 |
Image Number: |
49298 |
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You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2016-12-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-08 |
Image Number: |
49297 |
Caption: |
Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2016-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-05 |
Image Number: |
49275 |
Caption: |
One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2015-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-02-03 |
Image Number: |
6480 |
Caption: |
I don't usually name-drop, but we're eating a salad dressing by Paul Newman! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2010-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-26 |
Image Number: |
54637 |
Caption: |
Fresh honey. Fresh spit. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-05 |
Image Number: |
39351 |
Caption: |
Massage parlor. Sour cream. Butter. Chives. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Nina's Adventures |
Viewable Date: |
2009-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
1994-01-07 |
Image Number: |
1924 |
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"My Brilliant Career". Hey brother! Spare some change? Artist With Integrity. Will Starve for Food. Oh please! You artists think poverty is so cool! You can work, too, you know! Instead of using your "talent" to indulge yourself, why don't you use it to make money? LATER.... Hey sugar! Come over here and I'll render your products! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2009-02-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-02-19 |
Image Number: |
30121 |
Caption: |
We're all out of eye of newt, so I just used peanut butter. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2009-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-01 |
Image Number: |
29158 |
Caption: |
If the Pringles guy is in the Pringles can, what if Betty Crocker's ashes are in the cake mix? Ralph, there never was a Betty Crocker. She was a made-up character to sell baking products…any idiot knows that. Oh, Betty, Betty. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-31 |
Image Number: |
29154 |
Caption: |
I never should've mentioned the Pringle can thing to Ralph. Now he's obsesses with thinking old advertising mascots are haunting their products. Be gone, Col. Sanders. I cast thee out! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-29 |
Image Number: |
29111 |
Caption: |
Interesting facts about those Pringles. Do tell. They guy who designed the Pringles tube had his ashes buried in one of those cans. Do you win something if you find it? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2007-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-01-23 |
Image Number: |
15865 |
Caption: |
What the --- Don't tell me you're selling --- Sometimes people need a little somethin' to pick up they spirits, Big L. Some cats drink alcohol. Some get happed up on Skittles. Some get a fix o' Doritos ev'ry day. It ain't good for 'em. But life is short. If you can help someone find some happiness, well ... It's truly a thing to be proud of. Fool, you can't rationalize selling Dr---. Shhh! Somebody gon' hear you! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2006-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-05-16 |
Image Number: |
13737 |
Caption: |
Biggo Food Corp. New Product Dept. It's a triumph of chemical engineering! I've developed an alphabet soup that lists its own ingredients! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2003-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-26 |
Image Number: |
5158 |
Caption: |
Curds & Whey. Low Sodium. Fat Free. Instant. Organic. Lite. Brown Sugar. Reduced Fat. No Cholesterol. With Spider Marshmallows. Updating the Classics. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2003-06-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-02-12 |
Image Number: |
4359 |
Caption: |
Remember, son, there's more than one way to skin a cat…but they're all good. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2003-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-04-10 |
Image Number: |
3332 |
Caption: |
One-Stop Shopping. Illegal. Immoral. Fattening. |
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