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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-04 |
Image Number: |
180116 |
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Is that a new blouse? Yes, do you like it? You look good in purple. This is beige. Yup. You look food in purple.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2018-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-17 |
Image Number: |
174085 |
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We're out of Alpo, she's serving us Lucky Charms again.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-14 |
Image Number: |
164871 |
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I miss Vancouver, Susan. When I'm not with her, it's like I can't breathe. It's like I can barely see color. I can barely feel anything. The taste of my food barely registers. It's as if all the sounds I hear are a pale echo of what they once were. Do you think that means she's the one? I think it means you need health insurance.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2017-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
1988-10-31 |
Image Number: |
310 |
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There's always green on my plate. Is this some kind or affirmative action or something? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-05-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-16 |
Image Number: |
159114 |
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Diner. Special Today: Smurf and Turf. It's probably a typo, but I'm not eatiing it if it's blue. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-24 |
Image Number: |
148772 |
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I'll have two eggs, no vaccines, no pesticides. No chemicals, no food coloring, no preservatives, I just want two eggs. Okay, but this may take awhile.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2016-05-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-01 |
Image Number: |
141212 |
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School Bus. Hm, well, King Kong indicates an overpowered feeling. The color green corresponds with the heart chakra. Darth Vader represents an evil tendency. An elf is a sign of disharmony. A bus means you feel excluded and balloons mean loss. Hm. Or it means you shouldn't eat Flaming-Hot Nacho Snax right before bed. What Dreams Mean. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2015-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-27 |
Image Number: |
132520 |
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When someone says "Black Lives Matter," I respond by saying "All Lives Matter." Because I don't see color. But if you "don't see color," you can't see that young black men are far more likely to be shot unnecessarily by police than men of any other color. And you can't solve a problem if you can't even see it exists. It felt food to stand up for equality. So I didn't stop there. What do you mean? OWS protester love of red velvet cake. Daily Nut Job. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. I came across a "breast cancer survivor" meeting at the rec center. I poked my head in and shouted "All Cancer is Bad." By the looks on their faces, I could tell some of them realized they'd been totally horrible for acting like their cancer was so much more important than other cancers. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Exoneration. I came across a funeral this morning, and after the eulogy I reminded the family that all people die, and that it's wrong of them to act like this one was more special than the rest of us. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2014-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-23 |
Image Number: |
107350 |
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Who called? My friend Katina. Her daughter ate a crayon, and Katina's worried it may hurt her. Remember when Luann did that? Crayons are just paraffin wax and food coloring, right? I think that's pretty safe. Said the man eating "red dye #40, BHT and disodium guanylate". Hm. Maybe I should switch to crayons. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-02 |
Image Number: |
99286 |
Caption: |
I couldn’t sleep in a room painted in mango soufflé. That's a flavor, not a paint color. Okay, Mr. Picky. What color do YOU want it painted? Oh, I don’t know … Maybe a nice off-white. That's exactly what you'd expect from a man who always chooses vanilla ice cream! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2011-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-10-11 |
Image Number: |
66188 |
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Gramma, what color is cheese? It's white with holes in it. Why do you ask? Not gray with blue fuzz on it? I've told you before, Nelson, don't ever let Grampa make you a sandwich. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2011-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-09-28 |
Image Number: |
65951 |
Caption: |
How could you make a YouTube video celebrating EBT food stamp cards? Do you have any idea how this feeds into the stereotype of black people being lazy welfare queens? Most people on welfare, an' most people usin' EBT cards, is white, Big L. But everyone in your video was black! Turns out EBT don't pay for white-face paint. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2011-02-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-02-28 |
Image Number: |
57817 |
Caption: |
What is that?! Oh, my … Muffin! Never feed a cat anything that doesn't match the carpet. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2008-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-02 |
Image Number: |
28324 |
Caption: |
This is our latest invention. It will cook your food, keep you warm and even light your cave! Fire for sale. Does it come in any other colors? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2008-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-20 |
Image Number: |
27944 |
Caption: |
What's for dinner? Chili and Corn bread. Oh. I guess I'd better go change. Ah…This one looks about like the color of chili. I try to have a shirt to match all my favorite foods. It saves on the laundry. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-03-18 |
Image Number: |
22422 |
Caption: |
I love Easter. Coloring eggs, chocolate bunnies, being with family. Everybody's happy. We're going to die! They're going to eat us! Quiet. You scared the M&M's out of me. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2006-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-02-12 |
Image Number: |
13002 |
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Frank & Ernest Sign Painters. Let's check today's batch of signs, Ernie. The highway dept. bridge sign looks good. Please Do Not Feed the Sharks. They said this works a lot better than "No Diving from Bridge." This sign for Al's Diner is right. Mentioned in Gourmet Magazine. I looked up that "mention." It said to avoid it all costs. And the bank's sign looks right, too. We are an F.D.I.C. Bank. It must stand for "fast disappearance of invested cash." Uh-oh, we might have a problem here, Ernie. You better check the work order for the artist's paint store. Please Take an Umber. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2005-03-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-03-31 |
Image Number: |
10064 |
Caption: |
I got a wake-up call today, Susan. I need to make a major change in my life….. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2004-11-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-11-14 |
Image Number: |
8797 |
Caption: |
Wow, you ate that fast. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2004-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-06-28 |
Image Number: |
7608 |
Caption: |
Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber. |
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