A-HA! What? What do you mean "a-ha"? You know how you told me there's a difference between your pumpkin-ginseng latte and your ginseng-pumpkin latte? Well, I gave samples of each to my cousin who's a scientist in the tastebud studies department at Candorville University. He put them through the most rigorous tests known to man, and guess what the results showed? This cafe officially has no knowledge of any abnormal amounts of fluoride, heavy metals, disinfections byproducts, pharmaceutical drugs, rodent waste, or any other contaminants in our food or drink. I was going to say the tests found they're the same drink. This cafe has specifically never even heard of chromium, uranium or perfluorooctanoic sulfonate.
What's with this feast your brought me? I'm shocked that you would ask me that. Can't a person do something nice for someone she loathes more than death itself without having her motives challenged? Can't a person prepare a feast for her arch-nemesis without being suspected of lacing it with extra-strength horse laxatives? Should've asked you before I ate most of it. Can I get you a carrot, Mister Ed? Munch mun-