"Follow Your Blues." I'm working hard in school to ensure a successful future! I'm slacking off to draw cartoons. I'm attending a respected four-year university! I'm dropping out to draw cartoons. I'm working at a job I hate at a large, faceless corporation because it's secure! I'm drawing cartoons! I got fired and there are no more jobs. I'm still drawing cartoons! I've basically wasted my entire life doing things I didn't enjoy in pursuit of a "future" that was a lie! I'm drawing cartoons, which is exactly what I've always wanted to do! Blam! Moral: Stay in school and work with the system!
*Special Guest Character!* And Now For An Inspirational Message From Starflower and Her Crystal Friend, "Bob"! Hi! Sometimes I just feel so good! And you know, it's that good feeling that comes from within! Of course, having a crystal friend helps a lot! Hi everybody! Sure, we could focus on the negative all day ... But that's be such a bring-down! Instead we tune into the positive! Everything's beautiful! So remember: Think positive! Bye!