Guess what, grampa said I can be his underling. Oh? Do you know what an underling is? No, not really. It’s a flunky, a peon, a second-rate sidekick. You don't want to be that, do you? No. Stick with me and I'll let you be my lackey. Cool … a promotion!
Grampa, am I your minion? My minion? You know, like those little things in the "Despicable Me" movie who do whatever their leader says. I didn't see that movie, but no, you're much more important than a minion. You're my underling. Cool.