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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-24 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-24 Pub. Date: 2019-08-24
Image Number: 179098
Caption: Do you think you'll ever get tired of working for the TSA, Randy? Let me see, little buddy … Will I ever get tired of encountering some of the most interesting people in the world … like Beyonce, and Rihanna, and Emilia Clarke, and Amber Heard, and Jennifer Lawrence, and the rest ... and making sure their pat-downs are completely professional yet totally thorough? This is why I never fly anywhere anymore. As long as blood pumps through my veins, I will never tire of this job.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-08 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-08 Pub. Date: 2017-11-08
Image Number: 164651
Caption: What do you mean you're not shocked that the president's chief of staff is glorifying the confederacy? Google the third stanza of the "Star-Spangled Banner," bruh. "No refuge could save the hireling and slave from the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave ... " Whachoocall a country that sing "freedom" songs 'bout how it killed runaway slaves who was fighting with the British to get they freedom? Google is so divisive.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-09 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-09 Pub. Date: 2017-06-09
Image Number: 158829
Caption: What are those things? What things? Oh, they look like Tomahawk missiles. What?! Are they going to us, or from us?! Oh, from us, definitely. Oh, cool, then, bored now, can I have ear phones.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-08 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-08 Pub. Date: 2017-06-08
Image Number: 158828
Caption: Sir, we're not going to be flying over the North Pole. But isn't that the fastest way to Russia? Yes, but as you may know, the North Pole is a totalitarian dictatorship embroiled in a bloody civil war between state forces and elfin rebels. I don't follow the news. Anyway, my ticket says we transfer to a connecting flight there. Didn't you guys already know about this war? That's not why we're avoiding it. Santa International just melted. @#$% global warming.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-07 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-07 Pub. Date: 2017-06-07
Image Number: 158827
Caption: How can I help you, sir? The monitor stopped working. I can't follow the plane's progress. I don't know where we are. Well … sir, you don't really need to know where we are at all time. You're not the pilot. But you were showing me our location. I got used to seeing it. It was comforting. You can't just snatch it away! Don't you have other binkies? Where's you iPhone? I need to know precisely when we pass the North Pole!
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-29 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-29 Pub. Date: 2017-05-29
Image Number: 158600
Caption: Please store your personal electronics. Can we take them back out yet? No. How 'bout now? No. How 'bout now? No. Can't you people go twenty minutes without staring into your beeping rectangles? No!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-18 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-18 Pub. Date: 2016-10-18
Image Number: 149905
Caption: No, baby, don't feel bad. You WERE going to pick me up. It's not your fault my flight was delayed. Taxi queue. Besides, I have a phone interview with Donald Trump now, so I don't have time for you anyway. Besides, every moment I don't see you makes me long for you even more. Can we wrap this up? I have a call to make! Ohhh, you're so sweet!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-10 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-10 Pub. Date: 2016-10-10
Image Number: 149609
Caption: So, why're you going to Vancouver? What was that? Can't … breathe … Well … I'm going 'cause it's the one city I've never worked out in.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-06 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-06 Pub. Date: 2016-10-06
Image Number: 149309
Caption: I heard a passerby comment that a plane has been stuck on the tarmac for seven hours and the passengers are furious. That's because they don't realize that life in a stranded plane is better than no life at all, Rozencrantz. They could sit there and think "at least we haven't crashed." And they've got all the peanuts and ginger ale in the world. I heard they've run out of peanuts. There will be blood. Spare change?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-09 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-09 Pub. Date: 2014-06-09
Image Number: 112320
Caption: CNN breaking news: We have yet another update on the missing plane. Yes, it's been several months now, and yes, you may think we're now just milking this for all it's worth … … But try telling that to Amelia Earhart's grieving family. Do they do interventions for new channels? Quiet, I wanna see them say what they still don't know.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-07 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-07 Pub. Date: 2010-09-07
Image Number: 51715
Caption: People always say the clouds are like heaven. … But it actually looks kind of boring. Do you mind? I feel like this day lasted three and a half months. I just want a nap. Sometimes I think of napping on the clouds, 'cause they look really comfortable. ... But then I'd end up falling straight through them to my death. Are you sure? Why don't you try?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-06 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-06 Pub. Date: 2010-09-06
Image Number: 51714
Caption: How was your flight home, Lemont? Great! Really? But when you called from the airport, you were griping about how they charge $50 for each bag you check. Pfft! I got around that, easy. I'm just big-boned.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-19 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-19 Pub. Date: 2010-06-19
Image Number: 48470
Caption: How can something weighing millions of billions of tons fly through the air? I mean, you don't find that in nature. Look at fat birds, for instance … Your fat birds - chickens, turkeys, ostriches - they're not flying all around up in the sky. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! Well you won't get much sleep if you're yelling. Anyway, you notice all the birds up in the air are anorexic. Take your average buzzard ...
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-22 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-22 Pub. Date: 2009-07-22
Image Number: 36429
Caption: In other news, a government jet was lost today when it accidentally flew straight up instead of horizontal for five hours. Officials suspect the pilot may have been distracted because he was text messaging. I told you, we're fine. We're exactly where we need to be to rescue your journalist. See? I'd know the white sands of the Iranian desert anywhere. Nuts. Foompsh.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-21 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-21 Pub. Date: 2009-07-21
Image Number: 36428
Caption: Are you sure I don't need to be trained for this? Settle down civilian. We'll free your journalist from that Iranian hellhole in time for Letterman. I'm highly trained in all forms of martial arts. Aikido. Ninjutsu. Tango. I can field strip a stinger missile in 2.35 minutes. I can blend in to any surrounding. What could possibly go wrong? Beep. Hold on a sec. What do you mean "Am I sure I should be texting?" Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-10 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-10 Pub. Date: 2008-08-10
Image Number: 25613
Caption: Flight 806 from Scranton. Is it a bad sign that all these are in Chinese?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-13 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-13 Pub. Date: 2008-07-13
Image Number: 24970
Caption: DIVIDED AIRLINE. That'll be $95 for your+A2 checked bags, $5 for peanuts, and $14.50 for the in-flight movie. WHAT?! Fuel costs are killing us. We've gotta make it up somehow. (Sigh) Ok, two questions: (A) Why not just raise the ticket prices instead of acting shady, and (B)... When did I start dreaming about this kind of thing? I remember when I used to dream about spaceships and hot women and dragons and stuff. ...And it'll be $5 if you want orange juice. YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-06 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-06 Pub. Date: 2007-08-06
Image Number: 18179
Caption: This just in: A manned NASA rocket has disappeared from radar. A recent investigation found astronauts had been flying while drunk. But NASA insists the disappearance has nothing to do with alcohol. "It's just a computer glitch," said a spokesman. Houshton, we have a problem-em.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-15 flight 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-19 Pub. Date: 2005-12-15
Image Number: 12487
Caption: Breaking news! Air Force One's cargo bay door has malfunctioned, decompressing in mid-air. The President who was secluded himself in a large plastic bubble to avoid hearing bad news, was accidentally jettisoned at 30,000 feet with the luggage. Authorities have temporarily lost track of Bush's bubble.
     
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