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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-24 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-24 Pub. Date: 2018-06-24
Image Number: 172211
Caption: I've left you, Sadie, and I'm never coming back. I've had enough of your slander about me being indecisive. And I'm tired of your likes about how I never do chores. And I'm fed up with you defaming me by telling everyone I snore like a chainsaw. And I'm done with you maligning me by saying I have a poor memory. And I'm done with you maligning me by saying I have a poor memory. You know what else? I've had enough of you slandering me about being indecisive. Never mind, that one's not so bad.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-10 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-10 Pub. Date: 2016-07-10
Image Number: 144955
Caption: Let's watch "Lou Grant" on Hulu. "Lou Grant"? Ain't that that show your momma used to watch when we was kids? Yeah. I ran out of things to watch, so I figured I'd finally check out some of the shows that bored me to death when I was young. It was really depressing. If it was depressin', why you wanna watch it? I mean it's depressing how good it is. Our parents' generation had writers and actors who knew how to use mature, flawed characters to tell stories that really examined human nature in all its intricacies. And it's set in a major newspaper back when they were still widely read and mostly family-owned, and saw what they did as a calling. When I think of all the time I wasted watching "Sesame Street" when I could've watched this ... I don't watch nothin' older than the milk in my fridge, bruh. That's policy.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-16 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-16 Pub. Date: 2016-06-16
Image Number: 144565
Caption: You know why nobody trusts the media anymore? Why? Because they lie all the time. The mathematician René Descartes said "I think, therefore I am." It logically follows that I think the world exists, therefore it does. And from that, it logically follows that I think the world is a certain way, therefore it is. I think Descartes is spinning in his grave. I think he's not. So you must be lying ... That's science.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-15 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-15 Pub. Date: 2015-03-15
Image Number: 123843
Caption: Giuliani was right. Obama doesn't love America. When you love something, you love it warts and moles and all. You have a mole. In fact, when you love something, you don't even point out its warts and moles. I noticed it years ago, but I don't remember it being that big. Pointing out warts and moles only hurts your loved one's feelings. Dude ... You might wanna get that thing checked. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." You hate me, just like Obama hates America. Do you even OWN a mirror? Has aversion to pepper spray. Why?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-13 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-13 Pub. Date: 2014-11-13
Image Number: 118789
Caption: According to Zeno's Paradox, you and I would be immortal, Rosencrantz. If life is a journey toward death, then to arrive at that destination we'd first have to travel half a life. Then half our remaining life, and so on; infinitely forever. But you're overlooking one crucial flaw in that theory. What flaw is that? Zeno's dead. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-16 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-16 Pub. Date: 2012-08-16
Image Number: 86020
Caption: Well, doc … I think I'm all better. Good! Excellent! I guess you'll want this to be our last session, then. Now that we've dealt with your insecurity, I guess you can tackle your many, many other flaws on your own. M.A. I am so not falling for that. Paranoia, too. Fascinating.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-06 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-06 Pub. Date: 2012-07-06
Image Number: 83015
Caption: So what'd you do? I ignored him and moved on. You dropped him just 'cause he texted you instead of calling? Why start something with someone who has such an obvious flaw? … Like impatience? Will you get to your point already?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-29 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-29 Pub. Date: 2012-03-29
Image Number: 77953
Caption: According to Zeno's paradox, you and I would be immortal, Rosencrantz. If life is a journey toward death, then to arrive at that destination we'd first have to travel half a life. Then half our remaining life, and so on; infinitely forever. But you're overlooking one crucial flaw in that theory. What flaw is that. Zeno's dead.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-18 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-18 Pub. Date: 2011-12-18
Image Number: 73657
Caption: Would you say you have any flaws? Depends … Do you think always answering a question with a question is a flaw? Dr. Noodle. Do you feel the NEED to know whether I think answering a question with a question is a flaw before you can decide for yourself? PhD. Don't you get paid to provide answers? PhD. Does a math tutor get paid to do a child's homework for him? PhD. Does a rolling stone gather moss? PhD. Now you're just reaching. I won! PhD.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-26 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-26 Pub. Date: 2011-10-26
Image Number: 67156
Caption: Closing Arguments. Your honor, that was a very moving closing by Mr. Brown's attorney. I'd like to point out two things, though. Yes, it was brave of Mr. Brown to fight for custody of his son even though his flaws are many and readily apparent to all, but ... My client, Roxanne, is your daughter. That's number one. Number two is ... Just kidding. We really don't need a number two, do we? I think I do.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-25 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-25 Pub. Date: 2011-10-25
Image Number: 67155
Caption: Closing Arguments. Your honor, there are many reasons to deny my client custody of his son. He's black and poor, the mother's white and rich. He hangs with thugs and nobodies, she hobnobs with the rich and politically connected. But your honor … My client knows all this. And he came here anyway, knowing all his flaws would be exposed and ridiculed! What does that tell you, your honor? That he's an idiot? That he's a moron? That he loves his son that much!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-13 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-13 Pub. Date: 2010-08-13
Image Number: 50722
Caption: Before Hurricane Katrina, half the country thought Bush knew what he was doing with Iraq, the economy, etc … almost as if he were as infallible as God. But his inept response to Katrina showed everyone he was only human. Hurricane Katrina was as if the whole country had caught a god breaking wind. Tap. Tap. Is this thing on?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-31 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-31 Pub. Date: 2010-03-31
Image Number: 45681
Caption: Date - a - chick.com Thank you for creating an account. Please complete your profile honestly. Now add a "headline." For example, write "Great catch looking for love." Headline: "Flawed human being looking for an absolute perfection." Let us rephrase. Please lie. "Looking for love."
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-05 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-05 Pub. Date: 2010-02-05
Image Number: 43632
Caption: You mean it?! You're really finally leaving Roxanne? I figured if I could believe all year that she's an evil vampire trying to conquer the world, maybe she's not exactly the right woman for me. I don't see a flaw in that logic. And I'm not fond of her taste in music. Yes, yes, that is important ...
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-09 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-09 Pub. Date: 2009-12-09
Image Number: 41701
Caption: C-Dog impersonates Lemont on Lemont's book tour. @#$% my book. Let's talk about ME. Maybe I AM a sellout. Maybe I DO talk white. Maybe I DO ignore the continuing oppression of my own people while I'm blogging about Presidents an' health care an' other @#$% nobody care about Is there a "but" coming? Maybe I DO fail to loan my best friend C-Dog $2 on occasion ...
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-26 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-26 Pub. Date: 2009-01-26
Image Number: 29700
Caption: Maybe I can learn to look past her many, many flaws. Maybe I could learn to love her. Would you please pass the salt, Roxanne? Why? Is the rotting corpse of your murdered sea kitten too bland? Stupid learning curve. Are you calling me flat?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-01 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-02 Pub. Date: 2007-07-01
Image Number: 17788
Caption: I don't like high definition.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-08 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-08 Pub. Date: 2007-06-08
Image Number: 17457
Caption: In the year 75066… Extinct Species Exhibit. Museum. You said an alpha male called "The Bush" led the Democratus Congressorus to extinction. Records are really incomplete. We think they let the unwise "Bush" grow incredibly powerful. In May 2007, The Bush issued orders giving himself vast powers in the event of something called "National Emergency." What is a "National Emergency"? Pretty sure it had something to do with an odd creature called a "Sanjaya."
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-06 flaw 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-06 Pub. Date: 2007-06-06
Image Number: 17455
Caption: In the year 75056… Extinct Species Exhibit. Museum. Records from the 21st Century are sketchy at best… ..but some believe Democratus Congressorus was doomed from the start. Apparently it did something called "giving the president a blank check in Iraq just like the last Congress." So that's what doomed that sorry species? Either that or global warming. Not sure which came first.
     
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