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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-29 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-29 Pub. Date: 2018-01-29
Image Number: 167929
Caption: What's wrong, little buddy? My phone. I registered a new domain name the other day, but I didn't want to pay the extra $5 to make the ownership private. Ever since, people have been calling my cell every five minutes trying to sell me stuff. That's so slimy! What domain name did you register? Eploitrr.com. I registered that so I could sell stuff to people who mistyped while they were trying to reach exploiterr.com. Nothing like a good, honest living.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-30 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-30 Pub. Date: 2017-11-30
Image Number: 165443
Caption: Is it true that celery has negative calories? Sorry, little buddy. There are six calories in one stick of celery. We burn 11 calories per hour chewing. It takes one minute to chew a stick of celery. Divide 11 by 60 and you get a lard-burn rate of only 0.183 calories per stick. So you're still consuming more than five calories per stick. What if I chew the stick for a whole hour straight?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-17 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-17 Pub. Date: 2017-09-17
Image Number: 162203
Caption: My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actually an Alternate Reality Version of Your Girlfriend So it's OK Saturdays." In other words, Saturdays are just fun stories about dumb guys who couldn't get away with dumb things. Viewership spikes to about 15 mil for those. Well ... anyway, like I was saying ... I'm just 87 subscribers away from hitting the 100-subscriber mark. Cool ... Hey, can I feature you on an upcoming "Stop Embarrassing Yourself Sunday"?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-06-16 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-06-16 Pub. Date: 2017-06-16
Image Number: 159167
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with my brother's wife. What's the best way to ask her out? Posthumously. No, seriously. I can see myself spending the rest of my life with her. That just may end up being a beautiful five minutes.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-09 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-09 Pub. Date: 2017-05-09
Image Number: 157820
Caption: I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-08 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-08 Pub. Date: 2017-05-08
Image Number: 157819
Caption: How's it going in there, little buddy? You've got twelve people out here waiting to use the loo. Of course I do. How come nobody ever has to use the bathroom until I'm in it? I'm in here for five minutes, and all of a sudden the whole country has to go. You've been in there for almost an hour. They can wait!!!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-19 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-19 Pub. Date: 2017-03-19
Image Number: 155188
Caption: I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electrical outlet panels and they're all taken. I couldn't plug in Heisenberg. You owe Heisenberg and me $9.75 for wasting a trip down here. There's an outlet in the john.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-09 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-09 Pub. Date: 2017-02-09
Image Number: 154258
Caption: Can I help you, Sadie? Why do you ask? For one thing, it's polite. For another … you've been staring at me for five minutes. What … as if I'm studying you, probing for any weakness I can exploit if I ever decide to emasculate you or publicly humiliate you? I hate when Rudy's late to work. You're an almost-adequate stand-in.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-28 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-28 Pub. Date: 2016-12-28
Image Number: 152644
Caption: Armstrong's out of control. It's like his greed has gone into overdrive. What do you mean? Every day, he comes up with a new way to bilk the customers and me out of our hard-earned money … like usual. But the odd thing is, now he's doing it every five minutes. I don't think he's slept, eaten of bathed in at least three days. I've bathed, but if you want me to wear deodorant it's an extra $5. Holy McConaughey.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-19 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-19 Pub. Date: 2016-06-19
Image Number: 144040
Caption: Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten fleeting moments of me-time, which I choose to spend buying expensive coffee in a run-down cafe, like I used to do when I was young and single and had all the time in the world. Mom wants to know when you'll be back. Tell the short person I can't hear it for another 5 minutes and 48 seconds! Sometimes I'm glad I can't even get a date.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-03 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-03 Pub. Date: 2016-06-03
Image Number: 143940
Caption: Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of "Undercover Boss" from 1982. Was that you in it? I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this … If a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired ... and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry. Very bad man.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-14 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-14 Pub. Date: 2015-08-14
Image Number: 131013
Caption: Boss, there's a tornado outside! It's five minutes late. What? What are you talking about? Dozens of terrified locals just ran into our café seeking shelter. What should I … wait … You couldn't possibly … couldn't possibly have leased an artificial tornado machine from a Canadian inventor? How do you have time to consider such silly ideas when you should be out there selling the refugees comfort food?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-12 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-12 Pub. Date: 2015-06-12
Image Number: 128140
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with my brother's wife. What's the best way to ask her out? Posthumously. No, seriously. I can see myself spending the rest of my life with her. That just may end up being a beautiful five minutes.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-30 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-30 Pub. Date: 2015-05-30
Image Number: 127574
Caption: Rudy, have a seat. There's something I need to tell you. What is it, boss? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. I once owned a dog. I'd tell him to "sit" every five minutes, just to show him who's in charge. That's all. You can go. But be back in five minutes. I wish this chair was cushioned.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-27 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-27 Pub. Date: 2015-01-27
Image Number: 122182
Caption: I haven't seen you look at your Me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives? It's not what you think. I'm still important. I still get alerts every few seconds that remind me and everyone around me that I have things going on. It's just that my phone's charging right now. I swear. Well, I'll help you out in the meantime ... Alert: Constant alerts don't make you a "somebody," you loser! Thanks. That helps.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-30 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-30 Pub. Date: 2014-03-30
Image Number: 108953
Caption: I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café has wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a person electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ration of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electrical outlet panels and they're all taken. I couldn't plug in Heisenberg. You owe Heisenberg and me $9.75 for wasting a trip down here. There's an outlet in the john.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-06 five minutes 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-06 Pub. Date: 2014-02-06
Image Number: 107187
Caption: Can I help you, Sadie? Why do you ask? For one thing, it's polite. For another … … You've been staring at me for five minutes. What … As if I'm studying you, probing for any weakness I can exploit if I ever decide to emasculate you or publicly humiliate you? I hate when Rudy's late to work. You're an almost-adequate stand-in.
     
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