I had a weird dream last night. Oh? What was it about? I dreamt that I had to travel back in time to keep you from getting into a car accident. Ah … that was nice of you, Earl. Yeah, I'm always there for you. So, I was thinking, since you owe me a favor, maybe I could buy that St. Croix fishing rod I've been wishing for.
That is totally ridiculous. How is it ridiculous? It just is. It's not ridiculous, Opal, it's a fact. Marriage is supposed to be a two-way street, but … In all the years we've been married, you have never once left the toilet seat up for me!