| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-22 |
| Image Number: |
181380 |
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Mort and I used to argue with such passion. Our fights were so intense. So bitter. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Remember our first date? You said something utterly inane about the imbecile McCain. You called me a right-wing tar. You yelled so hard you injured your larynx. You want to recapture the loneliness and anguish. Or we need to move on.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-01-22) |
Image #181380 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
180485 |
| Caption: |
What was it that attracted you to Earl in the first place, Opal? I liked the fact that he was the silent type. He didn't talk a lot. He let me do most of the talking. I assumed that meant he was listening. He wasn't.
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| Pickles by Brian Crane (2019-11-25) |
Image #180485 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
178278 |
| Caption: |
Remember how I said if I die first I don't want you to remarry? Yes. Well, I've changed my mind. That wasn't fair of me. I don't want you to be alone. I just have one request. Oh? Don't do it for love this time. Do it for money.
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| Pickles by Brian Crane (2019-07-02) |
Image #178278 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-12 |
| Image Number: |
178051 |
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What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-06-12) |
Image #178051 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
21040 |
| Caption: |
Boyd attempts to assess, and not for the first time, his position in the general scheme of things. |
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| Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen (2007-12-23) |
Image #21040 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-10-21 |
| Image Number: |
20336 |
| Caption: |
See that little diagonal board going down the gutter? Now follow just along the top edge of the gutter so you'll be sure not to miss the first support bracket. Ok, now look down that support bracket…There's a history of exhaustive descriptions in the Crosby household. |
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| Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen (2007-10-21) |
Image #20336 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-07 |
| Image Number: |
165233 |
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Our first year of marriage has been about living together. Wonder what our second year will be about? Saving to buy our own place? Yeah. Sharing a rental with TJ isn't ideal. He sure is a great cook, though. That salmon last night was sooo good! I'm kinda missing him already ... Let's save enough for a house and a chef!
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2017-12-07) |
Image #165233 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-01 |
| Image Number: |
161037 |
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Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-08-01) |
Image #161037 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-04 |
| Image Number: |
157561 |
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It's the "Ask Sadie Advice Hour." "Mad in Montauk," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being so unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously, they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships in the first place. Also, I should get the kids, right?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-05-04) |
Image #157561 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-29 |
| Image Number: |
155921 |
| Caption: |
I wish I could meet the right girl and get married. This says half of all marriages end in divorce. And 65% of divorced men get remarried. So my chances are better if I get divorced first!
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2017-03-29) |
Image #155921 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
153777 |
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TJ's gone! Wanna fill the tub? Light some candles? Sure. But first - Our Budget. Sigh. I know. Budget decisions. How fun. I have an idea. You've heard of strip poker? Ok! Banking decision done! Take off one item of clothing. Are shoes and socks one item or four? Let's say one! Our Budget.
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2017-02-08) |
Image #153777 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
152189 |
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You brother's wedding was great. But it sure made me realize something. You're a lousy dancer? That I'm nowhere near ready to get married. There are so many things I really need to do first. Like get my degree, travel the world, visit important museums, tour historic sites, climb the Alps ... Ride in a blimp, learn to speak French, take harp lessons ... Find a guy who wants to marry you ...
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2017-01-15) |
Image #152189 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
151030 |
| Caption: |
Mr. Lincoln, weren't you the first president to proclaim Thanksgiving? Yes. What should we be thankful for? That you weren't married to Mary Todd.
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2016-11-21) |
Image #151030 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
150570 |
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I saw on Facebook a couple that is celebrating the anniversary of the day they met. Another couple was celebrating the anniversary of their first date. How come we don't keep track of stuff like that? Who cares? We still remember each other's names, right? Se we're good.
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| Pickles by Brian Crane (2016-11-18) |
Image #150570 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
148558 |
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I'm amazed that I found a dress on my very first try! It was meant to be! It is kind of unbelievable. I was stressed about wedding planning, but Brad's done great! I dreaded dress shopping, but it was fun and easy with you two! Everything's coming together so smoothly! Hey, when you've got the Degroot team on your side, nothing can go wrong! |
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2016-10-08) |
Image #148558 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
147679 |
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Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: A bold, debonaire male … the type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart "dames" who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: Weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to ask Sadie if she'll let you participate, first. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-08-27) |
Image #147679 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-14 |
| Image Number: |
137672 |
| Caption: |
When we first got married he chased me all over the house late into the night. I couldn't keep him away! Now I can't keep him awake. Pat Sajak makes me sleepy. |
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2016-01-14) |
Image #137672 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-10 |
| Image Number: |
129353 |
| Caption: |
Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. As soon as the ruling came down, my husband Larry left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The Supreme Court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay? |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-07-10) |
Image #129353 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-09 |
| Image Number: |
119738 |
| Caption: |
Ha-ha, you sounded so much like my first three wives just then. |
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| Speed Bump by Dave Coverly (2014-12-09) |
Image #119738 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-13 |
| Image Number: |
114989 |
| Caption: |
Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids? Because if you do, that means I'm next in line. So the longer you put it off, the more time I've got. I don’t think I'm done sowing my wild oats. More like "domesticated oatmeal" in your case. Hey, I'm thinking of thinking of asking someone out. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2014-08-13) |
Image #114989 |
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