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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-12 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-12 Pub. Date: 2019-06-12
Image Number: 178051
Caption: What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-03 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-03 Pub. Date: 2019-02-03
Image Number: 175852
Caption: Ask Sadie! I'm 50, reasonably attractive and intelligent, but I haven't had a date in 19 years. How do I get back into the dating scene? - KC, Tacoma, WA** **actual reader question. KC, you've been out of the game for a bit, but don't be afraid to use the latest technology. First, find someone you like, then write them an email in which you explain your feelings. And threaten that if they refuse your overture, you'll dig into their past and expose their legal, personal and financial failings to the world over the world wide internet. Love can be so much more exciting in the modern age. Ask Sadie. Spreading the word of hope and live in the modern world.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-11 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-11 Pub. Date: 2018-12-11
Image Number: 175398
Caption: You've modified your unified theory of picking up chicks? The first big change in 10 years. I had to account for a key change in how people relate. They have incredibly short attention spans. Under my old theory, you used to have 45 seconds to get a chick's attention. Now you have less than 20. You lost me two sentences ago. I'm tweeting. The Love Doctor rests his case.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-30 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-30 Pub. Date: 2018-10-30
Image Number: 174748
Caption: Oh, man. I can feel the burn. You look fine. What's the problem? It's been 24 hours since I last hit on a fine gal, contemplated doing so, sent an email to an ex, or read Maxim. The first 24 hours of my annual cleansing process are the hardest. I crave the sweet connection of a lady friend. But I can fight through a week without. Oh, stop it! Try fighting through a decade without!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-06 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-06 Pub. Date: 2018-02-06
Image Number: 168187
Caption: I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy. Which part do you miss most? Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what tv shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission? Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-18 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-18 Pub. Date: 2017-09-18
Image Number: 162860
Caption: I'm panicking. You know how the Andromeda galaxy is supposed to collide with our Milky Way in billions of years? What are you talking about, little buddy? I just learned that there's an awful lot of ionized hydrogen from Andromeda's halo that's already touching the ionized hydrogen from our galaxy's halo. I'm not following. It's like when you're in your 30s and your hand brushes against a girl's had for the very first time. HOJ. I see. Why didn't you just say ... wait ... your thirties? ... and you panic because you're still years away from being ready.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-31 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-31 Pub. Date: 2017-08-31
Image Number: 162102
Caption: Hey Darlene, have you ever sued anyone for libel? Not yet. But it is on my bucket list. I've scheduled if for January 19th, 2032. Right after "visit Machu Picchu" and right before "renovate and flip a house." I firmly believe in planning ahead. I've got everything mapped out. Go ahead, try me. March 1st, 2075. Reincarnate as a level-24 mature soul.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-27 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-27 Pub. Date: 2016-11-27
Image Number: 150586
Caption: You've reached Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you? It's an emergency, Doctor Randy! I see a beautiful, sexy, confident, smiling lady at the end of the bar. Hold on, she … yeah she totally just looked at me. What do I do? Absolutely nothing. It took you 6.2 seconds to tell me she looked at you and to ask me what you should do about it. My exhaustive research has proven a man has only six seconds to respond affirmatively to a look of interest. After that, he'll either lose his nerve or whatever response he gives will seem rehearsed. Your best move now is Randy's Recovery #67: First, gaze off into the distance as if you're a tortured soul deep in self-reflection ... I can do that.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-18 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-18 Pub. Date: 2016-09-18
Image Number: 147784
Caption: Welcome to the Ask Sadie Radio Advice Hour. You're on Vancouver. It's my boyfriend. He's so distant. No emotionally … Emotionally it's like we're in the very same room, on the very same chair … in the same pair of pants, actually … we're close, is what I'm saying. But he lives so far away. Thousands of miles. And neither one of us can just pick up and move. We both have ties. Responsibilities. There's only one piece of advice I can give you ... Sock puppets. What you do is, you scrawl your lover's likeness onto the sock puppet. Then. whenever you feel heartache, slip it onto your fist ... and pummel yourself in the face for ever starting a stupid long-distance romance in the first place. Um ... thank you?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-02 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-02 Pub. Date: 2016-09-02
Image Number: 147935
Caption: Armstrong, do you remember the first girl you ever kissed? Of course I do, minion. Here, let me call it up … Ah, yes. Little Alice Chang, of 847 Wickerwood Lane. I have her preosculation agreement right here, dated 1-3-1979. Her what? It's like a prenup. It specifies that a kiss does not constitute an official "relationship." My lawyer went to town on her when she later demanded half my Twinkies. Very bad man.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-14 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-14 Pub. Date: 2016-05-14
Image Number: 143044
Caption: You're gonna love this, little buddy. What? The company that makes the "Call of Duty" game licensed my life story. The game will be just like a first-person shooter … only instead of search-and-kill ops … your missions consist of charming your way through life and avoiding serious romantic entanglements.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-04 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-04 Pub. Date: 2016-05-04
Image Number: 142738
Caption: Don't you hate it when you meet a woman, there's chemistry, things are going great … and then just a few wrong words wreck it all? I met this amazing woman. It was love at first sight … That's when she asked me if there was any place nearby where we could grab a drink. Wait ... you're saying SHE ruined it? I just can't be with someone who's not smart enough to Google things for herself.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-28 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-28 Pub. Date: 2016-04-28
Image Number: 142430
Caption: I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie. It just sounds horrible. It takes all the best parts of it: Seeing someone for the first time … blushing at the thought of holding her hand … Working up the courage to approach her … seeing her pretend to answer her phone and talk so you won't say hello ... Maybe the technology would be good for some people ... taking five years to work up the courage to approach someone new ...
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-26 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-26 Pub. Date: 2016-01-26
Image Number: 138314
Caption: I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy. Which part do you miss most? Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what tv shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission? Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-02 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-02 Pub. Date: 2015-10-02
Image Number: 133161
Caption: Did you just say "I'm stuck with a sand person and a rabbi head"? I did. I was dating a rabbi who was really into "Star Wars," so I got this great idea for a first date. I took her to this guy I know who makes bobbleheads while you wait. You've got a "bobblehead guy"? What kind of conniving Lothario has a "bobblehead guy"? The successful kind.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-20 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-20 Pub. Date: 2015-08-20
Image Number: 131353
Caption: Do you believe in the multiverse, Randy? Of course, little buddy. I am the ultimate specimen of manhood. The paragon of masculinity. Something like that can't be created on the first attempt. Therefore there must be an infinite number of less ideal Randies out there in parallel universes, who can't get dates. You've put a lot of thought into this. I've submitted Randy's cosmological theorem to all the academic journals.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-28 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-28 Pub. Date: 2015-06-28
Image Number: 128142
Caption: I need a balloon, but they're locked in a cabinet. That's to keep people from making homemade narcotics. I'm not following. Isn't it obvious? When people see balloons, what's the first thing they think of? Kids? Exactly. And that leads to the desire to have kids. Now, when people want to have kids, the first thing they do is try to attract the opposite sex. Which is why our perfume and cologne are also locked in the cabinet, along with the razors and the makeup. Now ... when dates go well, they lead to hanky panky, which leads to babies. Which is why diapers are also locked in the cabinet. Now, babies grow into kids. Kids get sick a lot, which leads to people buying cough syrup. Cough syrup has been used to make illegal drugs. Which is why cough syrup is also locked in the cabinet ... We lock all the ingredients of illegal narcotics in the cabinet. Just get the key and open the cabinet please. Sorry, we keep the key locked in the cabinet. CVX.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-11 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-11 Pub. Date: 2015-03-11
Image Number: 124101
Caption: This had better be important. Hillary Clinton has got me thinking, Darlene. For eight years, she's been teasing us about whether she'll run for president. Maybe you've just been teasing me about us all these years. First of all, that's a sexist way to speak about Hillary Clinton. Secondly, I haven't been teasing you, Rudy. I just don't like you like that!!!! So you're saying I've got a chance?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-30 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-30 Pub. Date: 2014-11-30
Image Number: 118881
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers. Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My boyfriend refuses to tell me his Facebook password, and his security settings prevent me from seeing who his other friends are. How can I trust that he's not cheating on me if he hides these things from me? -Distraught in Des Moines. I get this question all the time, Distraught. First, you shouldn't jump to conclusions. There's no reason to assume he's cheating. It's just as likely he's running drugs, or he's involved in human trafficking, or he tattoos people against their will and posts the pictures on Facebook. Second, STOP BEING SO NOSY! ARE YOU A GIRLFRIEND OR A PRISON GUARD?! If you don't trust your boyfriend, just leave ... or you can stay and make each other miserable. Both options have their pros and cons. Send questions for Sadie: asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-13 first date 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-13 Pub. Date: 2014-08-13
Image Number: 114989
Caption: Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids? Because if you do, that means I'm next in line. So the longer you put it off, the more time I've got. I don’t think I'm done sowing my wild oats. More like "domesticated oatmeal" in your case. Hey, I'm thinking of thinking of asking someone out.
     
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