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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-04 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-04 Pub. Date: 2018-11-04
Image Number: 174632
Caption: Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-01 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-01 Pub. Date: 2018-05-01
Image Number: 171059
Caption: Darn. Ten whole pages of results, Sadie. What's yer pie hole yammering about now. Tap tap tap tap tap. I just googled what to do with my free time, and I got ten pages of results. What do you mean free time? Didn't I hear your boss tell you to go sweep up in the alley, you wretched slacker? He didn't say when. Google how should Sadie celebrate when doofus-boy gets fired?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-27 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-27 Pub. Date: 2017-08-27
Image Number: 161424
Caption: Excuse me, sir, if it's not too much trouble … Hi, Democrats. What can I get you? Coffee Sandwiches? An explanation. We introduced our bold new plan last month: "A Better Deal," but the progressives still aren't impressed. What more could they ask for? We focus-group tested the heck out of the slogan. It was the least objectionable and least un-inspiring of the bunch! It evokes FDR's "New Deal" and LBJ's "Fair Deal" without over-promising. We don't want to risk over-promising. It even sounded progressive! We mentioned tax credits to retrains workers, a $15 minimum wage (eventually), regulating prescription drug prices, and busting monopolies, maybe. We even said we'd think about forming a committee to consider considering sing-payer health care, among many other more corporate-donor-friendly options that aren't single-payer. And we introduced it with an editorial vowing not to expand government or move our party in one direction or another along the political spectrum. Bold! So why didn't that fire up the progressive base? ... Hello?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-24 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-24 Pub. Date: 2017-08-24
Image Number: 161809
Caption: Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the first person I see ... and the armistice holds. You're welcome, America.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-11 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-11 Pub. Date: 2017-08-11
Image Number: 161301
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? The White House just fired me, and … Excellent question. It reminds me of the year 1950. I was baby-sitting some little snot-nosed four-year-old in Queens, NY. The little orange-haired tyke was pretending his teddy bear, "Rosebud," was his employee. After a while, he got bored and asked me if Rosebud would cry if he stopped playing with him. I said "Who cares?! He's just a toy! He has not feelings! When you're bored of him, just fire him! You don't owe him any loyalty!" I accept no responsibility for anything that may or may not have stemmed from that! Wait ... What? Back up ...
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-16 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-16 Pub. Date: 2017-07-16
Image Number: 159829
Caption: Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in history. I witnessed most of it. And I took notes!! I've taken up "Sadie-taunting." You'd be better off with the alligators.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-03 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-03 Pub. Date: 2016-06-03
Image Number: 143940
Caption: Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of "Undercover Boss" from 1982. Was that you in it? I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this … If a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired ... and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry. Very bad man.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-09 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-09 Pub. Date: 2015-11-09
Image Number: 135082
Caption: Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that? Watching Star Wars. When Luke's x-wing fighter made it's attack-run at the Death Star, it looked like a screaming asterisk. I narrowed it down to either that or "Twirling Pizza." Wait ... don't tell me ... the Millennium Falcon dodging laser-fire. "Metal Bikini" was in the running, but it was just way too obvious.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-14 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-14 Pub. Date: 2015-09-14
Image Number: 132590
Caption: Boss, I didn't get a paycheck this month. Let me get to the bottom of that for you. Hmmm … I think I see what may have happened. My records are showing that I fired you a few weeks ago. What, you didn't get the memo? You didn't notice I was still mopping up and selling your coffee? I'm just human. I'm not all-seeing.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-10 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-10 Pub. Date: 2015-05-10
Image Number: 125929
Caption: Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I HEARD THAT!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in history. I witnessed most of it. AND I TOOK NOTES!! I've taken up "Sadie-taunting." You'd be better off with the alligators.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-04 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-04 Pub. Date: 2015-04-04
Image Number: 125030
Caption: Mort, may I have a word? Mind your business. It's not safe or polite to make fun of a man carrying a gun. Besides, he's just exercising his 2nd-amendment rights. And I'm exercising my 1st-amendment rights and my right to impress my chick! Your what? Sadie, did you see me stand up to the handgun ape?! Yes dear. Very hot.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-17 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-17 Pub. Date: 2015-01-17
Image Number: 121464
Caption: You ever wonder what the world would be like if Lincoln had lived? Stop! I'm tired of everyone trying to blame my great-grandmother for what happened! I mean, sure, she could've let J.W. Booth down easy, instead of mocking and taunting him until the shame made him snap. But blaming her for what happened hours later is just unfair! The history books are so incomplete. She always got blamed for everything. Like the time she set off a firecracker at Fort Sumter. How was she to know?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-02 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-02 Pub. Date: 2015-01-02
Image Number: 120910
Caption: What's your new year's resolution, Sadie? To stop being so nice to you, and start helping you. I will be more caustic in my condemnations, more scathing in my sarcasm, more venomous in my vilification, and harsher in my heckling. I will be, to you, as the fire is to the tree. I will burn you at every opportunity, so that your bark will toughen up and you'll start growing strong, bountiful leaves. I'm not sure that's what fire does to a tree. You will thank me!!!
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-31 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-31 Pub. Date: 2014-10-31
Image Number: 118267
Caption: Akron, you're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My son is a shiftless goof-up who couldn’t find his rump with both hands. Really? … Well then, you're a lucky man. There is nothing more validating than having offspring who can't measure up to you. Enjoy your daily reminder of your unsurpassed excellence. That's true. I never accidentally burned down MY old man's house.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-30 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-30 Pub. Date: 2014-10-30
Image Number: 118266
Caption: You're on, caller. What's your problem?! Today's my dad's 90th birthday. I got him a cake. I used 90 candles to spell out "Happy 90th, from your 'goof-up' son who can't ever do anything right. I organized this whole huge party. NOW what do you think of me, pop?" The candles flared up and burned his house down. What's your question, caller? Should I tell him I forgot to renew his home insurance?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-11 fire up 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-11 Pub. Date: 2014-08-11
Image Number: 114987
Caption: All those broken cease-fires between the Israelis and the Palestinians take me way back. I once lived with a girl who'd break up with me once a week. We'd break up, make up, break up, make up, over and over and over again. We couldn’t live together but each of us thought we had a right to that apartment, so we fought over it for a long time. It's more complicated than that. Maybe Israel should try leaving Palestine and moving in with her sister. I don't even know what that means.
     
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