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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-23 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-23 Pub. Date: 2018-09-23
Image Number: 173981
Caption: Hello, you've reached the Breakeezy warranty department. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? Hi Ryan. I called last week to tell you the water dispenser on my Breakeezy refrigerator was stuck and pouring water all over my floor. I'd just bought a $400 extended warranty a month earlier. you sent out a repairman, and he fixed it. Then he sent me a bill for $200. He said you told him the repair wasn't covered by my policy! That's right. The fine print clearly states that we don't cover pre-existing problems. It broke a month after I bought the warranty! After!!! That's not pre-existing! The fine print's fine print clearly states that quantum theory suggests time may flow in both directions.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-15 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-15 Pub. Date: 2018-07-15
Image Number: 172919
Caption: Hey, Rudy. How's it going? I'm not allowed to say. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. What? I failed to read the fine print. The boss pointed out to me that the contract I signed back in 2001 forbids me from chatting with the customers about non-coffee-or-food-related issues. Sub-addendum H specifically said that every time I'm caught talking about how it's going I have to pay the boss $5. So ... in other words you just told me how it's going. Loophole! That'll be $5.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-23 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-23 Pub. Date: 2016-01-23
Image Number: 137949
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown after 8p.m. In case you didn't notice, I retyped the fine print in the credit application you approved. I changed it to "company agrees to pay Mr. Brown twice the amount of his debt if company ever calls him after 8p.m." At the sound of the beep, let me know where to send the bill. Beep. Click!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-27 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-27 Pub. Date: 2014-11-27
Image Number: 119347
Caption: Tampering with this mail will result in FEDERAL JAIL TIME. You have failed to enroll in Federal Debt Repayment Service. If you do not enroll with ten days, YOU WILL FACE PENALTIES.* *FDRS is a debt consolidation company not affiliated with the government, and we have no idea why you would think enrollment is mandatory. Enrollment is not mandatory. Lemont Brown.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-05 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-05 Pub. Date: 2014-07-05
Image Number: 113188
Caption: Do I believe in what? Time travel. But would you agree we travel forward through time? Yeah. We're like lemmings, traveling in one direction only because we don’t realize we can turn around. *Lemmings don’t actually do that. You can't use fine print in conversations, Lemont.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-18 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-18 Pub. Date: 2014-01-18
Image Number: 106176
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown after 8 PM. In case you didn’t notice, I retyped the fine print in the credit application you approved. I changed it to "Company agrees to pay Mr. Brown twice the amount of his debt if company ever calls after 8 PM." At the sound of the beep, let me know where to send the bill. BEEP. Click!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-30 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-30 Pub. Date: 2012-06-30
Image Number: 82893
Caption: Do I believe in what? Time travel. No. But would you agree we travel forward through time? Yeah. We're like lemmings, traveling in one direction only because we don't realize we can turn around. *Lemmings don't actually do that. You can't use fine print in conversations, Lemont.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-17 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-17 Pub. Date: 2011-09-17
Image Number: 65649
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, Thank you for signing up for our vague product or service ... which you've never heard of or, indeed, signed up for. We've enclosed a form, and as soon as you sign and return it they you'll have actually signed up for our service and that'll retroactively justify this letter. Sincerely, The name of someone who won't ever answer your phone calls and may not actually exist. Don't bother reading the fine print; because we are so vague, we don't really have to clarify anything in the fine print.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-21 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-21 Pub. Date: 2010-01-21
Image Number: 43149
Caption: Intensive Care. Hold on, the media reported you were here. This letter came for you today. Dear Lemont Brown, In your book "Katrina's Ghost," you interviewed the ghost of a man who sacrificed his own life to save his wife during Hurricane Katrina. The story touched me more than you could ever imagine, because that man was my husband. And I'll be seeing him soon. Please write back so I can thank you personally. * *Writing back will enroll you in a Feudalbanc Massacard's credit protection program. These people are tricky.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-26 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-26 Pub. Date: 2009-09-26
Image Number: 38663
Caption: Hello creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. You've called me more than three times this month inquiring about my late payment and / or informing me of strange new fees I have to pay you. As I wrote in tiny print on my last check, I will now charge you a calling fee of $3.00. Please pay by the 15th to avoid incurring a late fee. Goodbye.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-14 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-14 Pub. Date: 2009-06-14
Image Number: 35005
Caption: You've reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance. How may we hinder you? Hi, a few months back, I fell off a cliff. I had a panic attack afterward and was hospitalized. But it says here you're declining to cover it because it was a pre-existing condition. Let me look at your file, Mr. Brown. ...Ah, yes. It appears your panic attack was brought on by trauma related to your chronic gravititis. My chronic gravi-WHAT-is? That means you've got a history of being vulnerable to the pull of nearby celestial bodies such as the earth. That chronic affliction is why you fell off the cliff and had your panic attack. Is evil a pre-existing condition? No. read the fine print.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-06 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-06 Pub. Date: 2009-04-06
Image Number: 31468
Caption: Answers.yahoo.com. Q: Does health insurance cover ambulance charges? A: Depends on fine print. Call insurance provider. Calling (555) 555-5359. Hello, you've reached Dubble Cross. Please hold for an agent. Ok.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-17 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-17 Pub. Date: 2009-03-17
Image Number: 30974
Caption: "Technology finally caught up to the vampire Roxanne's dream. She had a baby, and the prophecy came true. "She became invulnerable. She walked in the sun. She knew the taste of garlic twisty bread. "…But she'd never read the WHOLE prophecy. "If a single drop of blood from any animal, living or dead, touched her lips, she would lose it all again, forever. And her APR would shoot up to 29.99%. Fine print's always a killer.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-03 fine print 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-03-06 Pub. Date: 2006-03-03
Image Number: 13147
Caption: Sir, I have a problem with the changes you made to my "Buttox Anti-Wrinkle Cream" ad campaign. You changed the tag line to "Take off ten years, with Buttox." So? Buttox leads to premature death. Fine print, Garcia, fine print.
     
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