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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-24 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-24 Pub. Date: 2017-12-24
Image Number: 165815
Caption: Why are we here, Michael? First, doc, thank you for seeing me on Christmas Eve. Dr. Noodle. I'm having a crisis. There we were, sitting around the crackling fire, eggnog in hand. We were roasting chestnuts over the open fire. We were singing carols. We'd opened several of the gifts already. That's when the owners came home early. We jumped out the window but I'm pretty sure Vic left his crowbar behind. I see. So you want to know if turning yourself in would make you feel better? I want you to tell anyone who asks, the therapy sessions began at 4 a.m.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-19 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-19 Pub. Date: 2017-09-19
Image Number: 162849
Caption: When my little boy got home from day care and found out I'd sold the microwave, he started sobbing. Dr. Noodle. He asked who bought it. I said "a neighbor." He whimpered and blubbered "But I don't want the neighbor to have it! I want us to have it!" M.A ... I tried to make him feel better by telling him it's best not to have one anyway, because all microwaves leak radiation and that can cause cancer ... and that's when your son accused you of trying to murder your neighbor? I never realized how horrible a person I was until my son started asking questions.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-21 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-21 Pub. Date: 2017-05-21
Image Number: 157604
Caption: I'm tired of people complaining about how the coral reefs have pretty much died off. I mean yeah, a huge variety of fish and other sealife rely on the coral reefs. And yeah, about 500 million people in turn depend on that sealife for food, jobs and recreation. But it's not mankind's fault those sea creatures decided to sponge off the hard work of the polyps that made all the coral. Wait ... what? ... and it's not our fault that 500 million people didn't think ahead and get real jobs instead of sponging off welfare fish. Besides, marine habitats are something better left to private industry. If the fish really want vast expanses of underwater limestone shelters, let them buy it on the free market like the rest of us. Besides, I was just wasting my time with all those snorkeling vacations. I should've been working. You're just trying to make yourself feel better. Newsweak.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-01 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-01 Pub. Date: 2016-06-01
Image Number: 143920
Caption: What do I have to do to get Donald Trump to attack me on Twitter" I've tried pretty much everything. I've written articles about his phony college, documented over 100 of his lies, and cataloged every time he's pandered to racists. But so far he hasn't called me a "loser," a "total failure," or even "nobody." Being trash-talked by Trump is a rite of passage for any real journalist. Didn't he once have a goon yank you out of a press conference by your underpants? You're just trying to make me feel better.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-16 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-16 Pub. Date: 2016-04-16
Image Number: 141801
Caption: Lemont, how come you don’t ever disagree with me? You've always been 100% supportive of all my ideas, my style, my relationships … Sometimes I feel like your lack of dissent means you don’t care what I say or do. That's stupid. I disagree with you all the time. You're just saying that to make me feel better. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-03-29).
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-26 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-26 Pub. Date: 2016-01-26
Image Number: 138296
Caption: The Double Date. So where's Vancouver, Lemont? I've been dying to meet her. Well … you know how when you fall in love with someone online, and you sort of get so used to texting hours and hours every day that you start to feel like maybe you're better in writing than you ever would be in person? No. Not really. Susan, Vancouver. Vancouver, Susan. I've heard so much about you. Dios mio.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-08 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-08 Pub. Date: 2015-10-08
Image Number: 133461
Caption: Why would you keep romancing some chick who's also talking to some other guy? Because she was up front about it. I'm just glad she told me sooner rather than later. I don’t get that. Doesn't it hurt? Why do people get accustomed to being hurt just because they're getting hurt early on? Because ... better a pinch now than a punch later. You know who pinches? Scorpions.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-07-22 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-07-22 Pub. Date: 2015-07-22
Image Number: 129958
Caption: I still have that awful cough, Susan. Six weeks of gagging and hacking. I haven't heard you cough. That's because it mainly happens at night and when I first wake up. If you want to hear me really hack up a lung, you'll have to sleep with me. How could a girl say no to a line like that? That didn't come out how I meant it to. I hope you feel better soon, Lemont.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-09 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-09 Pub. Date: 2015-06-09
Image Number: 128068
Caption: Did you know that, with very few exceptions, police officers in Britain don't carry guns? That's not a myth? It's true. And most cops want to keep it that way to preserve the sense that they serve the people rather than the state. Cops in Britain think that the public not feeling oppressed protects them better than guns would. Everyone has health insurance ... almost no one gets shot ... they got rid of slavery 22 years before we did ... Maybe those guys are onto something.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-05 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-05 Pub. Date: 2015-06-05
Image Number: 127779
Caption: I've been feeling kind of isolated lately. Dr. Noodle. It's like the more Facebook friends I get, the fewer real friends I have. I'm starting to feel like people who don’t really know me know me better than people who know me well. Does that make sense? Mind if I write a paper about you? Ph.D. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-24).
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-15 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-15 Pub. Date: 2014-09-15
Image Number: 116478
Caption: I'm kind of disappointed in Apple's new smart watch. It's a rectangle. That's so 1980s. Watches are pretty much the only jewelry a hairy-chested man can get away with wearing without looking like he's in the mafia. This watch just doesn’t work as man jewelry. It's too old-fashioned. You know what I'm saying? You sayin' you wanna feel better about the fact you can't afford that watch.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-11 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116186
Caption: I've never been happier about the fact that I don’t own my own home. Home Depot may have just been targeted by credit-card hackers. If I were a home owner, I'd shop at Home Depot all the time. My credit card info would've been stolen, and identity thieves would have ruined my life. I've got nothing to worry about unless they start hacking TRANSIENTS DEPOT. Whatever makes you feel better, dude.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-29 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-29 Pub. Date: 2014-03-29
Image Number: 109227
Caption: Lemont, how come you don’t ever disagree with me? You've always been 100% supportive of all my ideas, my style, my relationships … Sometimes I feel like your lack of dissent means you don’t care what I say or do. That's stupid. I disagree with you all the time. You're just saying that to make me feel better.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-24 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-24 Pub. Date: 2013-05-24
Image Number: 97124
Caption: I've been feeling kind of isolated lately. Dr. Noodle. It's like the more Facebook friends I get, the fewer real friends I have. I'm starting to feel like people who don’t really know me know me better than people who know me well. Does that make sense? Mind if I write a paper about you? Ph.D.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-31 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-31 Pub. Date: 2013-03-31
Image Number: 94740
Caption: I feel like a pizza. Not sure what I want on it, though. Long as it got pepperoni, I don't care, dawg. I didn’t say you were getting any of it. Some things is better left unsaid. Are you gonna pay me for half of it? I think you got that backwards, Big L. What? You know how many calories they is in a whole pepperoni pizza? About 2,400. Now say you wanna burn off half them calories. Do you know how much any OTHER personal trainer would charge you for that? You're not getting half my pizza, Clyde. Not eating calories is the same as burning calories. Thug 4 Life.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-30 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-30 Pub. Date: 2012-07-30
Image Number: 84693
Caption: Will make you feel better about your own life in comparison for food. M. M.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-29 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-29 Pub. Date: 2012-07-29
Image Number: 84200
Caption: My brother used to collect DC Comics, while I collected Marvel. He always acted like his were so much better than mine. Dr. Noodle. "Superman could kick Spider-man's butt!" he'd say. One time he said … "What's that? Wolverine is jealous of Cyclops? Tell me about that later, I think The Flash is about to sacrifice himself to save the entire universe." But look what's happened: Marvel's superhero movies are SPANKING DC's. "Avengers" earned $50 trillion, while the last "Superman" flick made $42.50. All I asked was "Do you still feel inferior because your brother bought a house while you're still renting a studio apartment?" And all I'm saying is, you win some, you lose some.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-18 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-18 Pub. Date: 2011-09-18
Image Number: 65251
Caption: Still talking to Sasha Mitchell? We've been Facebooking. In like one month she's become my best friend. I've never felt like this before. Like I can tell her anything … All my hopes and my deep dark secrets … And she doesn't judge me at all. That's great, Lemont! I'm glad you have someone who has no opinions about you. Someone ... Who never challenges you to be better. Tap tap tap tap tap. Bing! Sasha agrees with me that sarcasm is lazy. She's right. Enabling burns more calories.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-10 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-10 Pub. Date: 2011-04-10
Image Number: 59402
Caption: Do you really think Kelly is capable of loving you? Huh? Kelly says all the right things to make you feel she needs you and understands you better than anyone ever could. That she's your "soul mate." She makes you feel alive. That's why you stubbornly ignore all the signs that show she odes not love you. She's using you to fulfill her own need for power and control. That's why every time you show her she's got you, she gets bored or annoyed and stops talking to you. Make no mistake, when she's not talking with you, she's seducing other people. The act of winning a man's unconditional love is the ultimate high, for her. It makes HER feel alive. She'll be back as soon as she tires of them or thinks she's losing you. But i text her every to tell her she's losing me, and she still hasn't come back.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-02 feel better 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-02 Pub. Date: 2011-04-02
Image Number: 59017
Caption: Wait! Sasha! Don’t run away! If it makes you feel any better … I've got a confession too. Tap tap tap tap t … Back in college, I was working at the security desk, and you brought down your little teddy bear; and you sat him in front of me and told me that his name was "Lemont, Jr." Oh God, you must've been so scared! No. This is my confession: I liked it. It sounded ... really, really good to me. And I wasn't scared at all. How is it you can make me smile so big from hundreds of miles away? Because you can't see me crossing my fingers from there.
     
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