I'm doing well in my latest Surveymonkey poll. I run polls on all my social media accounts every time I make an important decision. Like when I decide which socks to wear â€¦ which movie to stream â€¦ which cereal to eat â€¦ Today I chose "Lucky Charms." A solid choice. 49% of my followers felt that was proof of sound breakfast judgment. Wait ... doesn't that mean 51% thought it wasn't? Taking a poll is science. Reporting the results is an art. A whopping 32% felt that my sticking with an un-PC breakfast choice showed I was bold enough to be president. You just ate what everyone wished they could eat.
Show me "Babylon 5" spinoff "Crusade." Searching … Make it season two. Error … There was no season two. Show me how any of my favorite shows would've turned out if their dumb networks hadn't canceled them way too soon. Error … How about: show me Little Orphan "Annie" without all that annoying singing. Error ...