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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-06 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-06 Pub. Date: 2018-04-06
Image Number: 170208
Caption: Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um ... thanks?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-28 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-28 Pub. Date: 2017-12-28
Image Number: 166542
Caption: The guy who led the Pentagon's research into UFOs says they're real. Whooptie-doo. What else is new? The year was nineteen hundred and forty-seven. I was on guard duty in Roswell, New Mexico. To make a long story short … we came from different worlds. Her father did not approve. But her love for me is the only reason we still have a Northern Hemisphere. I promised not to call her and her father spared the planet, is what I'm saying. I got that.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-06 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-06 Pub. Date: 2017-08-06
Image Number: 160628
Caption: Do you remember your first kiss? There was snow on the ground. There was snow everywhere. The grown-ups were all out. My father, Rocky, was out hunting with the other fellas. The scent of willow, or maybe white sage, woke me from my peaceful slumber. I turned to see from whence it came. That's when I saw her, kneeling beside a crackling flame, her eyes and her smile aglow with dancing ribbons of amber light. Our eyes met. I strode toward her. In silence, I sat beside her. I looked deep into her eyes. She looked deeper into mine. She grunted melodically, and I leaned in ... "Grunted"? I lightly brushed my lips against hers, and then pounded my chest to claim her as my own. I meant your first kiss in this life. We donned our lion furs and rode into the snowy night on the back of a mastodon to ask the volcano for permission to get busy, as was our clan's custom.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-18 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-18 Pub. Date: 2017-05-18
Image Number: 158091
Caption: Rudy, you can't meet with the Russians. It'll be a disaster of epic proportions. How so? What could possibly go wrong? There are always unintended consequences with Russia. It was summer of 1988. I was a teenager on a one-man goodwill tour across the Soviet Union. Just me, my Harley and my leather jacket ... that is, until I visited the Kremlin. Let's just say I rode the last few thousand miles of that journey with a beautiful older blonde named Irina clinging to my back. Her father Mikhail was furious. He was so distracted for the next year that his entire country fell apart. Wait ... who was her father? Remind me to show you my Presidential Medal of Freedom.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-06 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-06 Pub. Date: 2017-04-06
Image Number: 156486
Caption: As our CEO-in-Chief has demonstrated, it's good for a businessman to surround himself with children who'll cover for … I mean, help him. I've tried adopting a baby, but the agency grew suspicious just because I asked for the type least likely to sell out its parent. Unfortunately, I can't just clone myself. I need an actual mate if I want to produce accomplices ... I mean "off-spring." Your job, minion, is to craft a date-a-dude.com profile for me that'll recruit ... I mean "attract" a suitable mate. Very bad man.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-01 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-01 Pub. Date: 2016-10-01
Image Number: 149042
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-worthy in his life. Um ... Ok ... I mocked him mercilessly for that.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-12 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-12 Pub. Date: 2016-09-12
Image Number: 148485
Caption: Have you even thought of having children, Randy? Of course. I come from a long line of perfect specimens. Each successive generation is more charming, more virile, more irresistible than the last. HOJ. Logic dictates that I am not the end result, I am but a link in the evolutionary chain of Randies. I must reproduce eventually, for the sake of all mankind. How about you? I come from a long line of corporate overlords, each greedier than the last ...
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-19 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-19 Pub. Date: 2016-06-19
Image Number: 144040
Caption: Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten fleeting moments of me-time, which I choose to spend buying expensive coffee in a run-down cafe, like I used to do when I was young and single and had all the time in the world. Mom wants to know when you'll be back. Tell the short person I can't hear it for another 5 minutes and 48 seconds! Sometimes I'm glad I can't even get a date.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-06 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-06 Pub. Date: 2016-06-06
Image Number: 144237
Caption: Farewell, coffee man. I've decided to stop spending $120 per month on fancy coffee. Ok. If I save that money instead, I'll have nearly $26,000 to pay for my newborn's college education. I see, well I can't argue with … Good point. My kid can't even say his own name, he's not college material. I'll have the Himalayan mocha. Might want to save up for your child's therapy.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-13 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-13 Pub. Date: 2016-05-13
Image Number: 143043
Caption: I heard Rudy was asking everyone about their earliest memories. He was, but he got distracted and forgot about it. That's a shame. I was hoping he'd get around to me. I have the oddest "earliest memory" and I wanted to share it. It's just as well, I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years. Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell father the potted plant was actually J. Edgar Hoover. It's always wise to let sleeping dogs lie.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-28 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-28 Pub. Date: 2015-12-28
Image Number: 137198
Caption: My mom said I can't come here anymore. What? Why not, Billy? She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice. What "bad" advice? All my advice is solid gold. You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite. That didn't work?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-03 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-03 Pub. Date: 2015-08-03
Image Number: 130658
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? How can I talk my dad out of supporting Donald Trump? Good question. The answer is: What the @#% is wrong with you?! We have a candidate who taunts and mocks people as if he were a ten-year-old bully on the playground ... and you want to ruin it?! I've waited my whole life for this! Ruin it and I'll bury you! Sorry.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-19 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-19 Pub. Date: 2015-03-19
Image Number: 124317
Caption: Father, if Google and Apple compete, to whom should I show allegiance? We are mere mortals. We cannot pretend to understand the meaning of this war. Perhaps it is like Zeus vs. Godzilla, or Terminator vs the Hobbit. Or even the force from Star Wars vs. the sentient tree from the planet Pandora. I have no idea what you're saying. My point. It's beyond our understanding. Computer Villa Customer Service.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-05 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-05 Pub. Date: 2015-02-05
Image Number: 122489
Caption: Boss … I need to take a few months off for paternity leave. That's commendable. I'm all for fathers taking an active role in their children's lives. It's good for the health of our economy. Take all the time you need, as long as the "baby" you're talking about isn't a kitten, a houseplant or some video game where you raise a simulation of a baby. I'd like to withdraw my request. I thought you might, minion.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-29 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-29 Pub. Date: 2015-01-29
Image Number: 122184
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My dog seems to be incontinent. I'm tired of cleaning up after him. Would it be wrong to give him to a shelter? Oh, I don't know. Would you ship your parents off to a "shelter" just because you're tired of helping them? Wait ... don't answer that. I once drove dad into the woods, but he found his way back.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-12 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-12 Pub. Date: 2015-01-12
Image Number: 121459
Caption: What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man ordering coffee before? Best. Dad. Ever. I'll also have a raspberry muffin. What? Reason #7 not to have kids.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-28 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-28 Pub. Date: 2014-12-28
Image Number: 120016
Caption: I'd like ten cupcakes for my boy's first birthday party. Are you certain, fine sir? Your little boy's first birthday party is something that'll never come again. You want to make sure he'll always remember how much his poppa adored him, don't you? Do you want him to see photos of the party one day and think his daddy only had cupcake-sized love for him? If you really loved him, you'd surprise him with our five-foot-tall oversized cake with animatronic dancing gerbil candles and gummy penguin lollipop frosting. How much? You mean, how much will your boy love you for making his childhood so magical? I hate you. But ask yourself this: Do you love your son more than you hate me? Very bad man.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-02 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-02 Pub. Date: 2014-11-02
Image Number: 117703
Caption: What can I get you, sir? The usual. I'm sorry, I don’t know what that is. I don’t think we've ever met. What the- of course we have! From the moment you awoke in this realm, you've known me. When you took your first step, I was there. When you lost your first tooth, I was with you. When you thought you were alone on your 20th birthday, 'twas I who was your companion. I have been known by many names. Chronos. Janus. Prajapati. Kala. Eshu. Tardis. ... But you've always known me by another name ... ... "Father Time." Never heard of you. Stupid youth-obsessed Botox culture. You look awfully familiar.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-31 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-31 Pub. Date: 2014-10-31
Image Number: 118267
Caption: Akron, you're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My son is a shiftless goof-up who couldn’t find his rump with both hands. Really? … Well then, you're a lucky man. There is nothing more validating than having offspring who can't measure up to you. Enjoy your daily reminder of your unsurpassed excellence. That's true. I never accidentally burned down MY old man's house.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-30 father 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-30 Pub. Date: 2014-10-30
Image Number: 118266
Caption: You're on, caller. What's your problem?! Today's my dad's 90th birthday. I got him a cake. I used 90 candles to spell out "Happy 90th, from your 'goof-up' son who can't ever do anything right. I organized this whole huge party. NOW what do you think of me, pop?" The candles flared up and burned his house down. What's your question, caller? Should I tell him I forgot to renew his home insurance?
     
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