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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
9099 |
| Caption: |
Son, your mom and I were wondering if you could finally stop making our Christmas presents yourself. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-29 |
| Image Number: |
166101 |
| Caption: |
What's this? Just follow the string. Dad. I will clean my room. Best. Gift. Ever.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-15 |
| Image Number: |
159154 |
| Caption: |
Clyde picks up Lemont's son Lionel from daycare. How do I make Brixton not be a buller? Hold on … lemme call your daddy … It's ringin'. Day care. Hello? Yo, Big L, some bully beefin' wit' little man. What you want me to tell 'im to do? The plane crashed at the North Pole! We were rescued by insurgent elves but now they're holding us hostage until the dictator Santa Clause agrees to a ceasefire and two weeks' paid vacation! Send help! got it. Later, bruh. Boop. Your daddy want you to shout a lot of nonsense so the bully think you crazy. I happen to concur.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
152121 |
| Caption: |
This is a list of all the naughty things I did this year. He told me to say ten "Hail Marys" and five "Our Fathers".
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
136957 |
| Caption: |
They just got him to sleep and then the Little Drummer Boy showed up. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-20 |
| Image Number: |
135677 |
| Caption: |
No caption. (A man dressed in attire from biblical times looks through a maternity nursery window. He is waving at a baby with a halo over its crib). |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
41980 |
| Caption: |
I downloaded songs from my favorite bands for my sister. Awesome! I got my mom a box of my favorite chocolates. Smooth! I gave my dad a primo soccer ball. So you got everything you wanted for Christmas. The true meaning of the holiday inspired me. Of course! Give unto others what you would have them give unto you! The golden rule of giving! |
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8. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
120260 |
| Caption: |
Thanta. What? Thanta Cloth. Son, I'm getting you speech therapy. But I don't want thpeeth thewapy, I want a pwaythtathion and a yewwow wemote contwowed caw. New rule, son: You can only have something if you can pronounce it correctly. "Cowectwy" is in the eaw of the behowder. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
119667 |
| Caption: |
Christmas Eve. Brad, put that cookie down! I know you think it's dumb, but it's a tradition: those are for SANTA! Oh, right. "Santa." Christmas morning. See?! Santa ate all his cookies! How were they, Santa? Yumm - I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
9137 |
| Caption: |
Can your dad play? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-04 |
| Image Number: |
119644 |
| Caption: |
What should I get your two-year-old for Christmas, Big L? Lionel would love a bronze replica of the starship Defiant, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. You a bad father, Big L. I said what's he want? That IS what he wants! … Also an adult sized Captain Sisko uniform he can grow into. BAD father. |
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12. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-11-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
9133 |
| Caption: |
Can I have some more of the packing material? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-12-17 |
| Image Number: |
90375 |
| Caption: |
Hi, Brad. I'm taking Shannon shopping - AND to see Santa!! Want to come? I dunno. I'd love to see you, Toni. But Shannon, shopping and Santa? Ugh. You're kinda blowing the dad test, ya know. Let's GO! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-12-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-12-24 |
| Image Number: |
74338 |
| Caption: |
Where did the kwithmath twee come fwum? Well that's an interesting story. It all started in A.D. 324 with Roman Emperor Justinian. Christian Romans worshiped Jesus, but pagan Romans worshiped the sun. Emperors Hadrian and Aurelian filled Rome with spectacular sun temples. There were annual festivals - incorporating a tree - celebrating the birth of the sun, which was said to be on December 25th. When Christianity supplanted paganism in Justinian's day ... ... it co-opted the pagan date of December 25, and the pagan use of the tree. Huh? The Christmas tree came from the forest. Oh. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
74336 |
| Caption: |
Be honest, Lemont … Why aren't you getting a tree of gifts or dressing up like Santa for your little boy? Christmas shouldn’t be about material things. 'Cause I lost my job and can't afford it. Lemont, can I get Lionel a tree? I mean, I haven't had time to get him a gift, so it'd really help me out. Let me help you. No, thanks. Yes, please! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
74335 |
| Caption: |
Are you gonna take Lionel to his mom's house for Christmas? Families should be together on Christmas. I called her. … And I don’t care if she was joking or not, she's pure evil. That's mean. Before hanging up on me, she said she only celebrates Halloween. Still, "evil"? She said they ate lawyer, with all the trimmings. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-12-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-12-18 |
| Image Number: |
74520 |
| Caption: |
Meet Santa. Gee, i've never stood in line to meet Santa before. Relax, there's nothing to it, Ralph. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness' sake. Bless me, father, for I have sinned, my last confession was.... Security. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
73396 |
| Caption: |
Brad and I are going to go enjoy our annual holiday tradition: Putting up the Christmas lights together! Weird - This box says 'South Lites' but it has old dishes in it. I can't find the ladder. Where'd all the extension cords go? Why won't this #*X string light!? BAM! OW! Stupid hammer!! Riiiiiip! Oops - CRASH! Did dad say "tradition" or "attrition"? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-10-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-27 |
| Image Number: |
30559 |
| Caption: |
The needles already fell off our Christmas tree. You should have gotten a live tree, like we did. My dad says a live tree needs the house to be cold. True. Our tree is very happy. |
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20. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-12-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-12-25 |
| Image Number: |
55583 |
| Caption: |
Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint. |
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