Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I did! Ah, you're getting a kickback!
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Hey, Ernie, you're directing a new play? Right! It's Wizard of Oz for the nineties. Okay. So what does the Scarecrow get? The latest in flame retardant clothing! What happens to the Cowardly Lion and the Tin Man? The Tin Man makes a fortune by opening a chain of recyclig centers, and the Lion retires to a wildlife sanctuary. Great! But what about Dorothy? Does she still make it home? She sure does! And a seven-figure shoe endorsement deal!