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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
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Pickles |
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2019-10-25 |
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2019-10-25 |
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179939 |
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It's amazing how fast the dust gathers around here! It seems like I just finish dusting one end of the house and it's time to start dusting the other end.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
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Pickles |
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2019-07-07 |
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2019-07-07 |
Image Number: |
178276 |
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Aah … Here's some good news for you! Really? What is it? Some scientists at a university did a study … The results show that women with larger rear ends tend to live longer. They're not sure why. Some people don't handle good news well.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
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Pickles |
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2019-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-19 |
Image Number: |
177150 |
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Feel my muscle, grampa! It's kind of puny. No, it's strong! Watch this … See? What was so hard about that? The whole world was holding on to the other end.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2019-02-15 |
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2019-02-15 |
Image Number: |
176084 |
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Dear, you've got some kind of a sticker on your caboose. I do? Well, get it off. Ack!! That tickles! Stop! Move it along, folks. Nothing to see here!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-11-17 |
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2018-11-17 |
Image Number: |
174744 |
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Nice pen you've got there. In the old days folks didn't have nice pens like that. They had to write with a quill that they dipped in a bottle of ink. What's a quill? It's a feather from the rear end of a turkey that you sharpen into a pen. Ha ha! For a minute I thought he was telling the truth.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-10-24 |
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2018-10-24 |
Image Number: |
174534 |
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Well, if you ladies will excuse me, it's time for me to go do a little gardening. Gardening? Isn't this the wrong time of year for gardening? He doesn't mean that kind of gardening. It's just his way of saying he's going to plant his rear end in his easy chair.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-12 |
Image Number: |
173912 |
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I learned in school that our heart is in our chest. I thought it was somewhere else. Really? Where? Gramma used to pat me on my bottom and say Bless your little heart, so that's where I thought I was.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-07-25 |
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2018-07-25 |
Image Number: |
172975 |
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The sink in the laundry room is plugged up. What would we do about it? Well, we could call a plumber. Or I could try to fix it and end up breaking something and making it worse and then we could call a plumber. Or I could try to fix it and end up breaking something and making it worse and then we could call a plumber.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-06-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-23 |
Image Number: |
172238 |
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Guess what. I'm so proud of myself. Oh? Why is that? I've lost five pounds! I think I found it, gramma!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-05-15 |
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2018-05-15 |
Image Number: |
171385 |
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Nelson, do you ever hang around with stupid people? No. Good. Don't. They're contagious. If you hang around stupid people you'll end up stupid too. Is that true? According to my research, yes.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-29 |
Image Number: |
169758 |
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Did you get a new dog, gramma? No, Nelson. This is Emily's dog, Buster. He's having a sleepover with Roscoe tonight. Hello, Buster! How are you, boy? MY name is Nelson. He can't hear you. He's deaf. Besides, you're talking to the wrong end.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-03-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-20 |
Image Number: |
169577 |
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This isn't a skirt. It's a kilt! The kilt is a time-honored, masculine garment of warriors and kings! You seem a little defensive. Well, I'm not! It doesn't make my rear end look big, does it?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-15 |
Image Number: |
169269 |
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I think my seat is sagging. Yeah. I've noticed. I meant my easy chair seat!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2017-10-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-19 |
Image Number: |
163474 |
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The end of the growing season always makes me sad as I clear off the garden. Why did you leave those 3 corn stalks? That’s' our corn maze, Nelson. Gramma, 3 stalks isn't a maze! No? Then why did it take grampa a half hour to find his way out yesterday?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2017-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-18 |
Image Number: |
163473 |
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In prehistoric times, people with my physique wouldn't have lived to be as old as I am. Since they couldn’t run fast, they'd have been eaten by predators. And then there's gramma, with her bad eyesight and hearing … She'd think she saw a kitty and end up as cat chow for a saber-toothed tiger. What?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2017-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-06 |
Image Number: |
159543 |
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Someone once said, "Courage doesn't always roar … sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow." So I take it you still haven't fixed that clogged kitchen sink. Like I said, tomorrow. Or maybe next week.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2017-06-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-17 |
Image Number: |
158707 |
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Have you seen that book I was reading? What book? It was a mystery novel. I can't remember the title. It was actually kind of boring, I already figured out the ending. So shy do you want to find it? Good question. I hate it when the most mysterious thing about my mystery novel is where I put it down!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2017-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-19 |
Image Number: |
156575 |
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I got your pants away from Roscoe. Now you can give me mine back. To tell the truth, I like yours better. They're comfier. I think it's because of all the extra room in the caboose. I meant that as a compliment.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2017-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-29 |
Image Number: |
152730 |
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Where are my tweezers?! Did you take my tweezers, Earl? Ha! Yeah, you caught me! I was using them to pluck these hairy eyebrows into perfect arches. Yeah, right! There's no need to be sarcastic, Earl! Actually, I did take them. I was trying to get a tick out of Roscoe's hind end. Did she seem a little ticked off to you?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2016-12-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-09 |
Image Number: |
151405 |
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I'm sorry I kicked you in bed last night. I guess I must have been trying to stop you from snoring. I doubt that it worked. No, but it stopped me from sitting down for a while.
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