Nina's Adventures: The Environmentally Friendly Comic Strip. Earth Day Special! Our commitment to the earth: Nina's Adventures did not build a nuclear power plant this year--we care!!! 10% of our profits go to a special fund to make us consider not dumping toxic waste into the local water supply. "What you don't do is as good as what you do."--old advertising proverb. Planet Earth: It's Swell! The Nina's Adventures Tree Conservation Program: This cartoon could have bene printed larger, but thanks to chintzy editors and art directors, we save trees! This cartoon could be nationally syndicated, but instead it runs only in a few small, obscure papers--we save trees! We only run gratutitous self-congratulatory eco-groovy pieces once a year, instead of every week--we save trees!! Endangered species: they're cute! Our commitment to sustainable humor: Reduce: Less humor per carton. Reuse: Same jokes used over & over again. Recycle: Recycled gags.
Poem. If you look around intense, you'll see stuff that don't make sense â€¦. Triatheletes who like to smoke; herbalists on Diet Coke â€¦. Ecology freaks driving cars; health nuts eating candy bars â€¦. Yoga students taking dope; zen monks watching daytime soaps .... Macrobiotics munching cake; total vegans eating steak?! ... Don't freak out, it's not a crisis; even the virtuous have their vices.