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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-03 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-03 Pub. Date: 2018-06-03
Image Number: 171757
Caption: What's wrong wit' you, Big L? Nothing makes sense anymore. In Star Trek, they almost never jump warp speed until they've left a star system. It takes light from the sun about eight minutes to reach earth. It takes 5.3 hours for that same sunlight to reach Pluto. And yet, it only takes the Enterprise one minute or so to leave a star system. Don't you see ... Every time they use their impulse drive to leave a star system they're still traveling faster than light. But they're not yet warping space. That means they should be affected by time dilation. For every second that passes for them, weeks or months should pass back on earth. Just like e'ry second of this conversation for you be like months for me. Exactly! Even you can understand that!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-08 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-08 Pub. Date: 2018-05-08
Image Number: 171290
Caption: Y'know ... if there were a human civilization 13,000 years ago that was more advanced than we are now, it would explain everything. How so, Lemont? Sorry, no time to tell you right now. It'd take more time than we have. Well, just summarize it. Can't do that. I'll be just getting to the amazing part, and you'll check your watch and say Sorry, gotta go. In the time it took you to say all that, you could've told me. Do we have time to set up a time when we'll have time?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-20 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-20 Pub. Date: 2017-09-20
Image Number: 162850
Caption: All children go through a crisis when they first realize their parents aren't perfect. Tell me about it. Dr. Noodle. After Lionel calmed down, I convinced him I wasn't purposely trying to kill the neighbor by selling him a microwave that might cause cancer ... or at least I thought I did. That night, flashing lights and a siren woke me from a deep slumber. I looked out the window ad say the police and the coroner were at the neighbor's apartment. It's a good idea to hide the phone for the duration of the crisis. Scribble scrib - Lionel later told be he'd called anonymously, using the name "Daniel Tiger," so I wouldn't get locked up. He's so smart.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-03 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-03 Pub. Date: 2017-01-03
Image Number: 152856
Caption: What do you mean you have to stay at my place for two weeks? I'm an unarmed black man. Seem like police, vigilantes an' bruthas be shootin' unarmed black men once every couple weeks. I just gotta wait till the next one happen, then I'll have another two-week window to talk home. It's like it's open season on unarmed black men ... an' erebody think they Elmer Fudd. Look on the bright side: Plenty of other people get shot too ... That didn't come out right.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-06 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-06 Pub. Date: 2016-10-06
Image Number: 149309
Caption: I heard a passerby comment that a plane has been stuck on the tarmac for seven hours and the passengers are furious. That's because they don't realize that life in a stranded plane is better than no life at all, Rozencrantz. They could sit there and think "at least we haven't crashed." And they've got all the peanuts and ginger ale in the world. I heard they've run out of peanuts. There will be blood. Spare change?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-09 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-09 Pub. Date: 2016-06-09
Image Number: 144222
Caption: I'm flying to Oakland for a book festival in two week. "Vancouver" is going to be there too. The girl you been talkin' to long-distance? You ain't never told me how you met her in the first place. Yeah I did, Clyde. I called you as soon as it happened and told you every last detail. You and I talked for five hours! Anything more'n two minutes, I set the phone down an' watch tv. It's a policy. But you kept applauding! Must've been the studio audience you heard, bruh.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-24 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-24 Pub. Date: 2016-04-24
Image Number: 141854
Caption: What's wrong wit' you, Big L? Nothing makes sense anymore. In Star Trek, they almost never jump to warp speed until they've left a star system. It takes light from the sun about eight minutes to reach earth. It takes 5.3 hours for that same sunlight to reach Pluto. And yet, it only takes the Enterprise one minute or so to leave a star system. Don't you see ... every time they use their impulse drive to leave a star system, they're still traveling faster than light. But they're not yet warping space. That means they should be affected by time dilation. For every second that passes for them, weeks or months should pass back on earth. Just like e'ry second of this conversation for you be like months for me. Exactly! Even you can understand that!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-07 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115372
Caption: I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-10 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-10 Pub. Date: 2011-01-10
Image Number: 56137
Caption: Why? Because on January 3rd, I turned on CBS' "The Early Show" and the first thing I heard them say way … "Gandhi likely NEVER had a year like Lindsay Lohan's 2010!" Well, still, you can't skip a whole year. Wake me in 2012.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-28 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-28 Pub. Date: 2010-04-28
Image Number: 46755
Caption: My ten-year college reunion comin' up next week, Big L. But you only went to a two-week online doctorate program. Just a YEAR ago. It was an accelerated program.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-01 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-01 Pub. Date: 2010-02-01
Image Number: 43628
Caption: Where you been at, Big L? It's almost like you been gone for days. I've been gone for weeks. You sure? I think I would know. I've lost interest in whatever it was we was talkin' about. I've missed you too, Clyde.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-10 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-10 Pub. Date: 2009-08-10
Image Number: 37212
Caption: I'm back! How're you doing, Roxanne? How's Lionel? What nerve! While you were on vacation for a month, I had to raise Lionel all on my own. (a) I don't think he was RAISED in a month, and (b) I wasn't on vacation. I was held prisoner in an Iranian dungeon. Don't quibble. IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-07 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-07 Pub. Date: 2008-05-07
Image Number: 23353
Caption: In an alternate universe, the events of 1968 happen in 2008. America is outraged by Martin Luther King Jr., who recently said this… "We've committed more war crimes almost than any nation in the world but God has a way of even putting nations in their place. Wolf, I don't think it's fair to form an opinion of a man based on a 10-second clip. Well, in fairness, Mr. Abernathy... ...we've played that clip 9,000 times, so it's more like a 25-hour clip. What?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-06 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-03-07 Pub. Date: 2006-03-06
Image Number: 13150
Caption: You fainted two weeks ago. Hit your head on a pair of salad tongs, and you've been in coma ever since. The good news is you're awake now. Oh, dear God … What's the bad news? Well, Lemont, you … Who's Lemont?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-06-01 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-06-01 Pub. Date: 2005-06-01
Image Number: 10609
Caption: So how's your blog coming, Lemont? I'm excited about it, Susan. I posted my first entry. It's a really long essay on how people who use the internet have short attention spans. What? Nothing.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-27 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-28 Pub. Date: 2005-05-27
Image Number: 10584
Caption: Roscoe's Rib Shack. Do you think our fates are in the stars, Lemont? I don't know, Keisha. I'm an Aquarius. Aquarians don't believe in astrology……
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-02-19 duration 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-03-20 Pub. Date: 2005-02-19
Image Number: 9916
Caption: C'mon Lemont, "Elimidate's" on soon. What're you watchin'?.....
     
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