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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-19 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-19 Pub. Date: 2019-01-19
Image Number: 175858
Caption: I'm swimming for East Germany. Bring it, tax man! I am Elon Musk! Hear me roar. The café on steroids (specifically: Sadie-Cohen spiked milkshakes).
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-17 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-17 Pub. Date: 2019-01-17
Image Number: 175856
Caption: I can't believe you're doping the girls on the basketball team with Sadie Cohen spit. What of it? Everyone uses performance enhancing drugs. It's the price of competing in the modern world. But this is terribly powerful stuff. Think about the side effects. I'm going to smash your i-Pod over your own face. Momma.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-16 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-16 Pub. Date: 2019-01-16
Image Number: 175855
Caption: Armstrong is doping the girls on Team Caffeine with Sadie Cohen saliva? Slips it into their cocoa. The team hasn't lost in months. They're monsters. Do you realize what this means? Well I suppose I do grasp the full implications. We should bet on the team. I've contacted a bookie.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-15 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-15 Pub. Date: 2019-01-15
Image Number: 175854
Caption: Armstrong is giving performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the café's basketball squad. Steroids? Far more powerful and dangerous. Yowza. Sadie Cohen saliva. The spittle of champions.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-12 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-12 Pub. Date: 2019-01-12
Image Number: 175763
Caption: You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Hoops Squad?! Mumble. How could you do that? How could you use artificial substances to make them stronger, faster and better athletes? How could you not give me any of the juice? And thus, driven by competitive zeal, society spun out of control. P.S. - To be continued. Next week: A shocking secret!
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-11 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-11 Pub. Date: 2019-01-11
Image Number: 175762
Caption: You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Basketball Squad?! I surely did not. I absolutely did not give any steroids to the girls on the team. What's with the quote marks? They surround words that can be legally disputed. Very creepy. Nothing improper happened.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-10 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-10 Pub. Date: 2019-01-10
Image Number: 175761
Caption: The girls on the Team Caffeine Basketball Squad have doubled in size. They're 8-year-old-giants. It's all natural, I swear it. Holy Roger Clemens! Better lawyer up.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-30 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-30 Pub. Date: 2018-11-30
Image Number: 175164
Caption: Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e.: Hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-27 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-27 Pub. Date: 2017-08-27
Image Number: 161424
Caption: Excuse me, sir, if it's not too much trouble … Hi, Democrats. What can I get you? Coffee Sandwiches? An explanation. We introduced our bold new plan last month: "A Better Deal," but the progressives still aren't impressed. What more could they ask for? We focus-group tested the heck out of the slogan. It was the least objectionable and least un-inspiring of the bunch! It evokes FDR's "New Deal" and LBJ's "Fair Deal" without over-promising. We don't want to risk over-promising. It even sounded progressive! We mentioned tax credits to retrains workers, a $15 minimum wage (eventually), regulating prescription drug prices, and busting monopolies, maybe. We even said we'd think about forming a committee to consider considering sing-payer health care, among many other more corporate-donor-friendly options that aren't single-payer. And we introduced it with an editorial vowing not to expand government or move our party in one direction or another along the political spectrum. Bold! So why didn't that fire up the progressive base? ... Hello?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-04 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-04 Pub. Date: 2016-06-04
Image Number: 143941
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I was a ladies man back in the '70s and '80s. But now the woman I partied with all see it differently. What I want to know is … Wait … is this Bill Cosby? No, this is … uh … Pill … Pill Oxy ... Ton-Smythe. My answering service distinctly says "If you're Bill Cosby, please hang up."
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-10 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-10 Pub. Date: 2016-03-10
Image Number: 140200
Caption: Rudy, I suppose you're wondering why I've requested a saliva sample. I am, boss. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. Employers can't be too careful these days, Rudy. How do I know you're not on smack? How do I know you're even you? You could be an ISIS-trained impostor who's done away with the real Rudy. I'm not ISIS. If you have nothing to hide, you won't mind spitting into my beaker.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-17 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-17 Pub. Date: 2016-01-17
Image Number: 137204
Caption: A-HA! What? What do you mean "a-ha"? You know how you told me there's a difference between your pumpkin-ginseng latte and your ginseng-pumpkin latte? Well, I gave samples of each to my cousin who's a scientist in the tastebud studies department at Candorville University. He put them through the most rigorous tests known to man, and guess what the results showed? This cafe officially has no knowledge of any abnormal amounts of fluoride, heavy metals, disinfections byproducts, pharmaceutical drugs, rodent waste, or any other contaminants in our food or drink. I was going to say the tests found they're the same drink. This cafe has specifically never even heard of chromium, uranium or perfluorooctanoic sulfonate.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-01 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-01 Pub. Date: 2015-10-01
Image Number: 133160
Caption: You called, Boss? Did you hear about that guy who bought a 62-year-old live-saving drug and then hiked the price 5000% from $23.50 a pill to $750 a pill? It's outrageous! In this country you can get away with basically extorting sick and dying people, just to make a few more bucks. People's lives aren't considered anywhere near as important as one man's greed. What part outrages you? That you didn't think of it first? Get me some dirt on whoever owns penicillin.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-28 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-28 Pub. Date: 2015-06-28
Image Number: 128142
Caption: I need a balloon, but they're locked in a cabinet. That's to keep people from making homemade narcotics. I'm not following. Isn't it obvious? When people see balloons, what's the first thing they think of? Kids? Exactly. And that leads to the desire to have kids. Now, when people want to have kids, the first thing they do is try to attract the opposite sex. Which is why our perfume and cologne are also locked in the cabinet, along with the razors and the makeup. Now ... when dates go well, they lead to hanky panky, which leads to babies. Which is why diapers are also locked in the cabinet. Now, babies grow into kids. Kids get sick a lot, which leads to people buying cough syrup. Cough syrup has been used to make illegal drugs. Which is why cough syrup is also locked in the cabinet ... We lock all the ingredients of illegal narcotics in the cabinet. Just get the key and open the cabinet please. Sorry, we keep the key locked in the cabinet. CVX.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-09 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-09 Pub. Date: 2015-04-09
Image Number: 125277
Caption: I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-08 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-08 Pub. Date: 2014-12-08
Image Number: 120010
Caption: Another fraternity's in the new for assaulting a woman at a party. That's why I quit PIG back in college. Pi-Iota-Gamma was the epitome of everything that wrong with fraternities. Guys would ply girls with drinks at every party, and I'd spend all night breaking down locked doors and stopping my own PIG brothers from doing anything evil. Real men don't need numbers, booze, pills or force to get anywhere with a woman. Women never even came to our parties at Lambda-Omicron-Sigma-Eta-Rho.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-30 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-30 Pub. Date: 2014-11-30
Image Number: 118881
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers. Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My boyfriend refuses to tell me his Facebook password, and his security settings prevent me from seeing who his other friends are. How can I trust that he's not cheating on me if he hides these things from me? -Distraught in Des Moines. I get this question all the time, Distraught. First, you shouldn't jump to conclusions. There's no reason to assume he's cheating. It's just as likely he's running drugs, or he's involved in human trafficking, or he tattoos people against their will and posts the pictures on Facebook. Second, STOP BEING SO NOSY! ARE YOU A GIRLFRIEND OR A PRISON GUARD?! If you don't trust your boyfriend, just leave ... or you can stay and make each other miserable. Both options have their pros and cons. Send questions for Sadie: asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-07 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-07 Pub. Date: 2014-08-07
Image Number: 114701
Caption: I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-06 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-06 Pub. Date: 2014-08-06
Image Number: 114700
Caption: There's a pill called "Solvadi" that cures hepatitis C. It costs $1,000 per pill. That means $84,000 for a complete regimen. It costs about half that much in Europe, though. You know what that means, minion? It means we pay too much for drugs in America? It means I've booked you a flight to Europe. A man named Gunther will meet you. Do not look Gunther in the eye.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-28 drug 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-28 Pub. Date: 2014-07-28
Image Number: 114432
Caption: How many Ibuprofens can you take in a row before your liver explodes? Pardon? I have n awful toothache. But I sort of forgot to sign up for Obamacare, so now I have to wait till 2015 to get treated. Think I'd be ok if I took 900 Advils? No. How about six Advils per day for 150 days? Yes. ... wait ... ... no.
     
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