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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
89304 |
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Last year, I had an itty-bitty locker way out in building 9. It didn't hold half my stuff, and it took forever to hike there. I even broke a heel once - and I got rained on! This year, I dropped my phone in the toilet, got drenched by a gummed-up drinking fountain in hall C, snagged my skirt on a desk in math and dealt with barfy smells and an idiot lab partner in biology. Oh, and I also got the runs from something in the cafet - Tiffany! You're supposed to report a war veteran's experience - For Veteran's Day! Honor a veteran. High school is war. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
179112 |
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Click click click. Something's wrong with this stupid remote! What's the problem? I don't know. It just stopped working. Was it after you dropped it on the floor and kicked it across the room? Yes.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
178993 |
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Kelly messaged me again. After a year of silence. She sent me a photo of an ice cube tray. No words or anything. Just the photo. Dr. Noodle. How did that make you feel? Like she was trying to tell me something. So I studied the picture for a long time. And then it occurred to me: I'd seen that ice cube tray before! it was mine! In my freshman year of college, she stole it and refused to give it back. I see. What do you think this means? I think it means she still loves me with the same passion she felt for me back then, and that she wants me to drop everything and fly to her and run off with her into the sunset. Sometimes, narcissists will play games just to make sure others are thing about the ... When I asked what it meant, she said That hurts and blocked me!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
178356 |
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I saw you in the Democratic debates last week. You did pretty well. I just told it like it is, cuz. I was honest. Blunt. Candid. It's like you didn't care at all what voters thought of your answers. My internal polling shows voters eat that @#$% up. I liked how, after you crushed Biden with that one answer, you strutted over to him and dropped his mic.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-23 |
| Image Number: |
178093 |
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Mike, hold my purse for a sec. Hang on, Ed. Where was I - Oh yeah! So I hooked my ball into the bushes and hunted and hunted and hunted for it and - Drop! I'm pretty sure it's not in there, sir.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
177908 |
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Museum. Digging dinosaur bones is hard work, but it can also be thrilling! Last year it was electrifying when we found an intact t-rex mandible with a complete set of deadly serrated teeth! We carefully unearthed it, but it slipped from our hands when we picked it up! No harm done. It was not damaged. That was totally anticlimactic. It was educational. Next time I'll know to not get excited when a paleontologist says he has a jaw-dropping story. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-19 |
| Image Number: |
177594 |
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Woops! What are you woopsing about? I was getting ice out of the fridge, but I keep dropping it on the floor. Maybe you should try to be more careful. Woops!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-17 |
| Image Number: |
176069 |
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Hey, Lumberjack Jack, can I ask you a personal question? Sure Mike. What's up? I've been trying but I think I'm one of those guys who just can't grow a beard. Nonsense! Here, I'll prove it … Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzzz. Bzzz.Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. Now, neither of us will shave and we'll see what happens after a mon - Oops! Dropped my phone. Sorry. What was I saying? Nonsense.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
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Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
175610 |
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So what happens when they drop that giant ball? 8 … 7 … New Years. 4 … 3 … New Years … They drop a giant dog to chase it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
175718 |
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It's tough being a quarterback in a new year's eve game. All the receivers want to drop the ball. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
174625 |
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Something's wrong with my phone. I dropped it and now it's not receiving any incoming calls. I guess you'll have to get it repaired or buy a new one. Are you crazy?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
173857 |
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There's a high fly to deep center field … Becker's under it … 409. I swear to god, David - if you drop one more fly ball we're moving back to mother's … And that's why it's called the warning track. He snow-coned it but hung on for the cut.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-29 |
| Image Number: |
173797 |
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Oh, Rudy, toodaloo. What? I'm placing a call with my new iPhone. Looky, it's ringing. Now someone's answering … Oh, and would you look at this" Disconnected! And for only $100 per month. Whoopie! Please go away.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
173796 |
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Check it out: The new iPhone. You bought an iPhone. Why? You hate everything I love. That's why I bought it. It's really incredible. It looks great. It's shiny. Just one problem. What's that? It constantly drops calls. And when you hold it in a certain position, it doesn't get any reception. It's great at everything except being a phone. I can't wait to show you the problem every single day. Heathen!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
172716 |
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It the internment camp for refugees from the Canardville sinkhole. We're gonna be fine, Sadie. I got the word out. How, dimwit? I always carry a burner phone hidden don't-ask-where. I tweeted, Snap-chatted, Raftred, Plurked and Instagrammed. I see. SPEAK ENGLISH, DORK-BOY. I even kept it old-school adn dropped a pin to a journalist I know. What you care to see how I drop a pin? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-04 |
| Image Number: |
171972 |
| Caption: |
Yuck!! The company that makes one of my favorite candies changed the recipe. Now they taste like cough drops. These are cough drops. They just stopped making it taste like candy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-18 |
| Image Number: |
171511 |
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I can't believe you're going to sue me, Rudy. What kind of person sues his own friend? I'm not. I dropped the lawsuit, Armstrong. I re-checked the programming in the cryptocurrency I created, and it has a flaw I'd overlooked. I forgot to put a dash on command line 457,000 so as soon as 457,000 people traded the currency, the entire currency collapsed. Sorry I accused you of hacking my computer and stealing all my money, boss. So you're saying you're sorry you willfully and maliciously slandered me? Wait ... are you recording me on that computer?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
54194 |
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Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-12 |
| Image Number: |
168441 |
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Youtube just made it impossible for me to earn a living from my channel! How so? It used to be you needed 10,000 views of your videos, and then they'd start running ads on your channel. Now you need 4,000 hours of watch-time and 1,000 subscribers! It took me a year to get 10,000 views, and then the bottom drops out! I'm missing out on $400/year now, according to Social Blade. Have you ever heard something that you just know would've made zero sense if you'd heard it ten years ago? First Facebook changed the algorithms, now this!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
168182 |
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Have you ever lost time, Susan? Sure. Everyone zones out sometimes. Cool, cool. But hey, have you ever, like, dropped your kid off at preschool, gone home, sat on the couch, and then after what feels like just five minutes, your alarm goes off telling you six hours have passed and it's time to go pick him up already? That's the kind of lost time I'm talking about. Reason number 398 why I'll never have children. I'm pretty sure I was abducted by aliens yesterday, is what I'm saying.
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