You and I have a lot in common, Roscoe. Old men and old dogs are in the same boat. No one expects very much out of us. So we can get away with a looser standard of behavior. We can scratch ourselves wherever and whenever we please. We can lie around doing nothing ... Of course, if I drank out of the toilet like you do, they'd put me in a home.
You know what I miss? What? When I could eat or drink whatever I wanted â€¦ and never worry about exercise â€¦ You still do those things! â€¦ and still weigh 165 pounds. Ah â€¦ there's the rub!