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The Doritos Comic Strips

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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-07 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-07 Pub. Date: 2018-02-07
Image Number: 168188
Caption: Boss, North Korea's dictator just tweeted that he's considering launching nuclear missiles. He released a map of targets. The map shows that every part of the country will either be destroyed or irradiated. Except for this café. There are like 80 people out there with sleeping bags already. Did you rename the scones Survival Biscuits as I instructed? And did you know six-year-old geniuses will hack a head of state's Twitter account in return for a single bag of Doritos? Very bad man.
     
2. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2016-07-28 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2016-07-28 Pub. Date: 2016-07-28
Image Number: 145625
Caption: I like to think I'm in pretty good shape for a man my age. But then I go to buy groceries and the checkout lady looks at me and says … "Do you need some help to your car with that?" All I had in the cart was a loaf of bread and a bag of Doritos.
     
3. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2016-07-02 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2016-07-02 Pub. Date: 2016-07-02
Image Number: 145009
Caption: Sometimes being a grandparent … means grabbing Doritos out of the package … only to discover that someone … has sucked all the flavor off them and put them back.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-27 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-27 Pub. Date: 2016-01-27
Image Number: 138315
Caption: Boss, North Korea's dictator just tweeted that he's considering launching nuclear missiles. He released a map of targets. The map shows that every part of the country will either be destroyed or irradiated. Except for this café. There are like 80 people out there with sleeping bags already. Did you rename the scones "Survival Biscuits," as I instructed? And did you know six-year-old geniuses will hack a head of state's Twitter account in return for a single bag of Doritos? Very bad man.
     
5. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2015-12-05 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2015-12-05 Pub. Date: 2015-12-05
Image Number: 135969
Caption: Picasso, how did you do on the company drug test? They think I'm smoking marijuana. Why, did you test positive? No, but I had high levels of Cool Ranch Doritos and Mountain Dew. Classic gateway snacks.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-29 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-29 Pub. Date: 2015-08-29
Image Number: 131662
Caption: You've inspired me to write my own memoirs. Scurrilous accusation. I deny culpability. I refuse to be blamed for a book that will glamorize the useless lifestyle of an internet-addicted slacker … a book whose mere existence is evidence society has drowned to death in a toxic swill of Doritos, iPads and online "relationships." Can I use that as the foreword?!?! You kids get off my planet.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-23 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-23 Pub. Date: 2014-10-23
Image Number: 117917
Caption: I have a two-year-old. How do I make sure he never chooses to fight in our country's endless war? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2. What's that? I wrote your boy a prescription. "Take one six-pack of coke, a bag of Doritos an' a Happy Meal daily." Army fatigues don't come in XXXXL. He'll get diabetes by 18. All treatments have side effects.
     
8. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2014-07-19 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2014-07-19 Pub. Date: 2014-07-19
Image Number: 113827
Caption: Escape Velocity (from couch). Inertia x Doritos. Cola. Beer.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-16 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-16 Pub. Date: 2014-03-16
Image Number: 108109
Caption: Let's say you did give a brutha $2 to get you some Doritos … Let's say instead of acquiring said Doritos, this dexterous young man adroitly utilized it to procure a propitious thesaurus app for his iPhone. And let's say this gentleman intents to employ commodious colloquy to obfuscate and confound while absconding with other peoples currency. Hypodermically speaking, of course.
     
10. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2012-11-02 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2012-11-02 Pub. Date: 2012-11-02
Image Number: 88875
Caption: Where have you been? The Apple store. Snif snif. You smell like Cool Ranch Doritos and Yoo Hoo … That's "genius." - Not really but I'm not going to argue with you.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-13 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-13 Pub. Date: 2011-02-13
Image Number: 57044
Caption: Let's say you DID give a brutha $2 to get you some Doritos … Let's say instead of acquiring said Doritos, this dexterous young man adroitly utilized it to procure a propitious thesaurus app for his iPhone. And let's say this gentlemen intents to employ commodious colloquy to obfuscate and confound while absconding with other people's currency. Hypodermically speaking, of course.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-23 Doritos 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-23 Pub. Date: 2007-01-23
Image Number: 15865
Caption: What the --- Don't tell me you're selling --- Sometimes people need a little somethin' to pick up they spirits, Big L. Some cats drink alcohol. Some get happed up on Skittles. Some get a fix o' Doritos ev'ry day. It ain't good for 'em. But life is short. If you can help someone find some happiness, well ... It's truly a thing to be proud of. Fool, you can't rationalize selling Dr---. Shhh! Somebody gon' hear you!
     
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