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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-13 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-13 Pub. Date: 2018-11-13
Image Number: 174942
Caption: You are really really old and you don't have a life. GET A LIFE!!!!!!! - Haley. Actual reader letter. You want to handle this one, pardner? Pretty straight-forward. If her life is pathetic then how pathetic is your life if you're writing to comment about it? Thank you, reader. You've brought us together. condescension.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-11-04 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-11-04 Pub. Date: 2018-11-04
Image Number: 174632
Caption: Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-26 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-26 Pub. Date: 2018-10-26
Image Number: 174637
Caption: … charge extra for people to wear shoes, create a tax on spilled drinks, double-charge for napkins. Boring, you're not a government entity, it's been done. I give up. I concede. I've got nothing. Maybe I don't belong as a businessman. Maybe I should just turn over the keys to the place to the customers ... They can make their own drinks and become experts and run their own coffee houses. Or I could charge them for making their own drinks and call this a training ground! Witness the return of a muse.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-24 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-24 Pub. Date: 2018-10-24
Image Number: 174635
Caption: I've got to make an offering to the cheapskate muse. What's that got to do with me? You understand women. What could I do to bring back my goddess of inspiration? That's nice. What's nice? Goddess of inspiration. You mind if I use that line on this hottie I met when I was trolling for broads at the bus station? This is not helping! No, it is. Don't sell yourself short. HOJ.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-14 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-14 Pub. Date: 2018-10-14
Image Number: 174302
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I'm going on a raw food diet. What kind of diet do you recommend? You rock my world, girl! - John in Portland, Oregon. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. How so? He's going to eat naked?! Maybe if he has a body like mine it would be okay, but ... stop. That's not what he means by raw. Explain, nerdy sidekick. According to Wikipedia, it's mostly a vegan diet. Wikipedia? Crowd-sourced virtual encyclopedia. I don't understand anything being said today!! Rock my world is good or bad? Opportunity here to really ruin her day. Ask Sadie (and maybe get answers) at asksadieshow@gmail.com.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-13 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-13 Pub. Date: 2018-10-13
Image Number: 174420
Caption: Truth be told, I'm kind of bummed out by my latest research. Do tell, sir. The other guys at the café all upgrade their devices on a regular cycle. Their cycles are synched up. Not mine. I guess when you're a sensitive guy you don't focus on materian objects. And you're broke. Maybe I can seduce some dingy tart into buying me a new phone. Sensitive to the core.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-09 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-09 Pub. Date: 2018-10-09
Image Number: 174416
Caption: Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-10 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-10 Pub. Date: 2018-09-10
Image Number: 173988
Caption: I've been thinking about it. What are you talking abo0ut, old bat? Pipe down, woman. I think you're right. Of course I am. About what? House of Java .net Cybercafe. About spicing up our relationship. I've been thinking about your fantasy. You don't say. Hide the children!!! There's about to be some mature programming in this here get up. And we mean mature.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-09 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-09 Pub. Date: 2018-09-09
Image Number: 173794
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, what is the best way to apologize to my wife after I do something stupid? - Wayne, stumped in Utah* *(Actual reader letter.) Thanks for the dumb question, Wayne. There is only one obvious way to apologize after you do something stupid. Flowers. Attack! Tell your wife it's not you that is stupid, but the rules. Then blame your in-laws. Then accuse your wife of cheating with a local elected official. I don't understan ... Finally, make sure to videotape everything and send it to me. Address it to me care of: Sadie Cohen's Friday Night Home Entertainment Video Collection. who can I help next? Eat your heart out, Netflix. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-08 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-08 Pub. Date: 2018-09-08
Image Number: 173922
Caption: Last question … Will you be getting rid of your iPhone? What? Given how fed up you are with the reception and the flawed software, will you be getting rid of the phone? I don't understand. You mean you can't hear the question? It makes no sense. You mean: Get rid of the phone? Are you nuts? Yes, for continuing to listen to you.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-20 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-20 Pub. Date: 2018-08-20
Image Number: 173683
Caption: Fireside Chat with: Recession Man! Isn't the recession technically over? Technically. But people are still hurting. It's tough out there. So if I can be of aid to a distressed gal … Just distressed gals? I don't understand the question. Tune in for a chat with: Recession Man!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-17 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-17 Pub. Date: 2018-08-17
Image Number: 173525
Caption: I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-14 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-14 Pub. Date: 2018-08-14
Image Number: 173522
Caption: We've done it. Our fake video of you being nice to Rudy has ruined your reputation. You're a weirdo. Your ratings are booming. Listeners can't get enough. They wonder if you're a fraud, think you're more human, imagine they might be superior to you. Time for Part 2. I don't want to know. You fake your redemption and we start selling t-shirts. I want 25% and I won't give or receive any hugs.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-07 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-07 Pub. Date: 2018-08-07
Image Number: 173395
Caption: I'm being blackmailed! What? By whom? It wasn't me. Don't hit. Not by you, you loser. Someone powerful. Someone who knows about my dark past. What dark past? Years ago, I was videotaped in a compromising position that involved … I can't say it. I won't say it. Say it. Never. Never, ever. Maybe for a foot massage.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-02 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-02 Pub. Date: 2018-08-02
Image Number: 173260
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Were you ever young? If so, what was it like for you? -Grandma Pat. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Awful and typical. I experienced wild hormone swings, had crazy flings with key members of the Roosevelt administration, indirectly caused two world wars and, in a drunken rage, destroyed evidence of alien landings in Roswell. The usual stuff. Getting old is worse. I don't want to hear about it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-10)
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-26 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-26 Pub. Date: 2018-07-26
Image Number: 173111
Caption: There's some guy in the café who knows everything about me from Facebook. And? And he's trying to sell me things based on my personal tastes. Awesome. You young people really don't care about your privacy! My what? PRIVACY?!?! Sounds familiar. Can you spell it?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-10 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-10 Pub. Date: 2018-07-10
Image Number: 172760
Caption: I wish Mort were here. I need help with this. You can't open an envelope. It's the national radio society's annual prize results. Someone nominated me as Most Obnoxious and Caustic Talk Show of the Year. Great honor. I need Mort's moral support if I don't win. Naturally.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-21 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-21 Pub. Date: 2018-06-21
Image Number: 172385
Caption: I can't decide whether to send my grandson these homemade brownies overnight certified or two-day ground. Move it, lady! I'm sorry, sir. I don't mean to be a pain. I just want to do right by my darling grandkids. Forgive me, I'm an old lady. There there. Take your time. I'm gonna set a personal record. Your grandkids hate you!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-12 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-12 Pub. Date: 2018-06-12
Image Number: 172241
Caption: Meanwhile at a café in neighboring Canardville … Have you gathered all the regulars and local animals two-by-two, minion? You were serious about that, boss? Totally unrelated topic: Let's say thousands of years ago, a big oil company was bribing a local shopkeeper to let them use his basement. Let's call him ... oh, I don't know ... Noah. Let's say big oil was using Noah's Cafe to conduct an illegal fracking operation. Let's say this type of mining is ... a tad risky ... and let's say big oil assured Noah that his cafe would be the one place in town that wouldn't cave in. Very very bad man.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-10 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-10 Pub. Date: 2018-06-10
Image Number: 171805
Caption: What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.
     
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