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1. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1991-05-26 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2010-06-04 Pub. Date: 1991-05-26
Image Number: 2349
Caption: Hey kids! Are you bored? Complacent? Stupid? Why not impulsively move to a new town? (Just like Nina did!) Try to make friends with people you don't like! Blah blah blah wasted blah blah blah such a bitch blah blah blah my new outfit blah blah ….. What a jerk! I hope she likes me! Find new profundity in lyrics of songs about moving! And come the day you'll hear them sayin' They're throwin' it all away Nothing left to say Just throwin it all away.* *Lord Grenville by Al Stewart. Sob. Entertain romantic illusions about your former town! I wish I were back in Santa Cruz where life was perfect and everyone loved me. Desperately search for a cheap flight home! $900?! That's the cheapest you've got?! If you can wait two weeks we can get you a cheaper ticket, ma'am. 2 weeks?! This is an emergency! Freak out! I wanna go home!!
     
2. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1991-08-01 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2010-05-06 Pub. Date: 1991-08-01
Image Number: 2345
Caption: "How to Act Like an Artist". I like your work! It sucks. No, it's really good! You're lying. No I'm not! I like everything you do! "Everything?" Ha! You're exaggerating! Ok-kayy! Then I like almost everything you do. Almost?! Are you saying I do stuff you don't even like?! Sob. No one appreciates my genius.
     
3. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1991-08-23 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2010-04-23 Pub. Date: 1991-08-23
Image Number: 2344
Caption: And now for an anti-drug message from Nina: "I get stoned on life!" Remember: You don't have to smoke "pot" to be totally incoherent or drink "alcohol" to act like an asshole! Hey kids! Try this nifty alternative to chemical abuse! Enjoy that lethargic, glazed over feeling any time - it's legal! And who needs hallucinogens when you can watch the president's address? Spread the message with these swell stickers! Just say "Why bother?" I'm a life junkie. Life is a natural downer.
     
4. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1991-09-01 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2010-03-26 Pub. Date: 1991-09-01
Image Number: 2343
Caption: Nina's charming ex-boyfriend, George the Monster. How'd things work out that guy Danny you had a crush on? Lousy! He flaked out on me! He led me on!! He lied to me!!! I hate to tell you this, but most guys do that. Shut up. You're right. Well, look on the bright side ... All this makes me look real good in comparison. Don't you wish.
     
5. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1991-11-04 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2010-03-05 Pub. Date: 1991-11-04
Image Number: 2341
Caption: Komedy Klub Komix. 2 Drink Minimum. You must consume at least two alcoholic beverages to read this comic or else the jokes will seem as lame as they really are. Misogynist? Me?? That's a lie! Damn broads are always lying!! Ha ha ha! Men don't understand that all of us women love to shop more than anything! And we all want perfume, jewelry and money! Right ladies? Ha ha ha! Penises! Anuses! Vaginas! Ha ha ha! I'd make a biting political joke about our current federal administration, but I know many of you in the audience are republicans and I'm too spineless to risk alienating you! So, instead I'll make an innocuous nonpartisan joke about Dick Clark! Ha ha ha.
     
6. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1990-08-01 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-12-16 Pub. Date: 1990-08-01
Image Number: 2356
Caption: … And now for some propaganda from Nina's Adventures entitled "Why the War on Drugs?" With the "cold war" supposedly over, the U.S. needs something to do with our military weapons - and what could be more convenient than attacking our own citizens evil drug producers? After all, if we stopped using our weapons, all those poor helpless weapons manufacturers would be out of a job! Just look at what might happen! Merry Christmas, Bobby! Thanks Dad! But what I really wanted was a GI-Joe War Set with Nuclear Rocket Launchers! I know son, but since those selfish liberals took away my job at the weapons plant, all I could afford was a box of gravel! Don't forget to support the U.S. tobacco industry! Dad, when I grow up I'm gonna be a fighter plane pilot and blast all those selfish liberals to smithereens! I'll drink to that, son! Don't forget to support the U.S. liquor industry! Merry Christmas, Dad! Support the War on Drugs! Sniff. How touching. Choke.
     
7. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 2008-01-09 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-11-30 Pub. Date: 2008-01-09
Image Number: 5610
Caption: Boycott Christmas! The Christmas Resistance Movement. The greedy capitalist oppressors are using guilt to manipulate consumers into purchasing mass-produced "gifts" for their friends and loved ones! They want you to believe love itself is a commodity which can be exchanged for commercial products! While there are an infinite number of other ways to express love, and 364 other days to give gifts, they insist you must buy things for Christmas--whole industries depend on it! This year, don't play along! Don't buy Christmas presents! Don't buy Christmas cards! Don't buy Christmas decorations! Don't feel guilty! Boycott Christmas. Sabotage commerce.
     
8. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-07-30 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-11-04 Pub. Date: 1993-07-30
Image Number: 2119
Caption: How To Pick Up Girls (Or anyone else). 1. Choose a safe place. Escape Route. 2. Be considerate of her feelings. Sometimes I feel like men see women as objects instead of people, like they don't care about who we are or what we have to say. Are you wearing a bra? 3. Pay attention to body language. Maybe she wants me to kiss her! 4. Express yourself directly. Wink wink nudge nudge innuendo hint. 5. Be prepared to hear "no". No. What!! I was nice and you rejected me anyway?! I should've been a jerk! 6. Be prepared to hear "yes". Yes! You SLUT!!
     
9. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1992-09-26 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-09-16 Pub. Date: 1992-09-26
Image Number: 2108
Caption: Hey Marty, wanna see my scars? Uh, okay. I got this one in jr. high P.E. class. Ooh! I've had this one since I was a little kid - I don't even remember how I got it! You poor thing! This one's from a fight I had with that jerk Harold I was dating - needless to say, I left him! Good for you! Here's another one from my junior high days ... Yipes! And this ones from high school ... Ouch!
     
10. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1992-10-05 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-09-04 Pub. Date: 1992-10-05
Image Number: 2105
Caption: I like a woman who's waist-high, has a flat head, and no teeth! Har har har. You sexist! Don't get uppity with me, little lady. A guy's entitles to his opinion! What a jerk. Why didn't you say anything? Uh … cause I'm a man! Sexism isn't my axe to grind! Presenting the Nina's Adventures Cut-Out Axe! Now start grinding!
     
11. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-11-26 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-07-08 Pub. Date: 1993-11-26
Image Number: 1926
Caption: "How Not to Act Like an Artist". May I give you some constructive criticism? No. Excuse me? I said "no". I don't want your criticism. Most artists would welcome it! I don't. Fine! Don't grow as an artist! You can pretend you don't need any improvement for all I care! Okay. I hope you cut your ear off.
     
12. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1994-01-07 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2009-06-30 Pub. Date: 1994-01-07
Image Number: 1924
Caption: "My Brilliant Career". Hey brother! Spare some change? Artist With Integrity. Will Starve for Food. Oh please! You artists think poverty is so cool! You can work, too, you know! Instead of using your "talent" to indulge yourself, why don't you use it to make money? LATER.... Hey sugar! Come over here and I'll render your products!
     
13. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1994-12-09 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-12-04 Pub. Date: 1994-12-09
Image Number: 1915
Caption: You're so negative! You don't understand my anger and bitterness reflect a strong positive attitude! My depression is merely a by-product of my unceasing struggle to effect positive change - a struggle borne of persistent optimism! My willingness to express disappointment suggests an enthusiasm to embrace the grieving process so that I might optimistically continue to work for my dreams! What's really negative is such resignation toward the state of the world that one no longer feels motivated to change it or oneself in any meaningful way, but rather to condemn and censure those who are trying. SCOWL AMERICA!!
     
14. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1988-09-01 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-10-15 Pub. Date: 1988-09-01
Image Number: 1925
Caption: Sometimes Nina feels pressured by the people around her. Like right now she feels pressured to bank at the politically correct bank rather than the more economical, high-interest paying bank, because that bank is politically incorrect. WHAT?! You bank at the politically incorrect bank?! Don't you know how insensitive that is?! But ... But they pay interest! Well, she seemed like a good person, but she doesn't go the politically correct bank! Maybe in her next lifetime .... She's terrified to think that someone might find out she sometimes chews sugarfree grape bubble gum! Not only is that not politically correct, but it's also not macrobiotic, not karma-free, not natural and non-biodegradable! She also feels pressured to start digging astrology immediately. Like wow, man! All your planets are in Taurus! You're like totally earthy! Uh-huh. You don't say. Imagine that. Nina's biggest worry is that she's not merely different from the people around her; she's actually less spiritually evolved. She doesn't go to the politically correct bank, but only because she's a lower life form ... Perhaps in a millennium of two.....
     
15. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1995-02-24 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-10-13 Pub. Date: 1995-02-24
Image Number: 1913
Caption: Breeder! Hey! I am not a breeder! Just because I'm heterosexual does not mean I want kids! In fact, I'm trying to convince Cassanova here to get a vasectomy! So don't insult me with your grossly inaccurate term! Oh yeah? Well you breeders have called me a faggot for years and I'm not a bundle of sticks! Yeah, and you call me a dyke and I'm not a floodwall! Deal with it! Honey, what's this about a vasectomy? .... Anyway, have you and Melissa found a sperm donor yet? Yeah, thanks to our lesbian pregnancy network group! And how's your and Brad's hired surrogate mother's pregnancy going?
     
16. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-11-23 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-10-01 Pub. Date: 1993-11-23
Image Number: 1791
Caption: I don't like what you just said. Well, I didn't do anything wrong, so this is obviously your problem. That's a cop-out to just say it's "my problem". No, it's not . That's obviously your problem too. Look I may have problems but I think you should take some responsibility for your behavior. Sorry, but that's your problem! I'm getting really ANGRY. That's your problem. SOCK! POW! BIF! that hurt. That's your problem.
     
17. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-02-26 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-09-08 Pub. Date: 1993-02-26
Image Number: 1789
Caption: "Psychosis Neurosis". Oh my God! What if Bob's a psycho?! What if I just can't see it? I could never tell in the past if my boyfriends were psychos! I gotta know!! Hello, Bob? Are you a psycho? Of course not. Don't be silly. Oh, okay. Just checking. No problem. Seeya. Somehow I'm not reassured.
     
18. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-03-26 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-09-04 Pub. Date: 1993-03-26
Image Number: 1788
Caption: Overdesigned Comic. You don't spend enough time with me! How much time do you need?! At this stage in our "relationship", I need a lot of time. What do you mean "in this stage"? You know, the early stage or infatuation, hormone surges, infantile regression ... that sort of thing. Oh ... yeah ... Do you think maybe we could skip that and go straight to the totally-bored-with-each-other stage? What, and miss the argue-all-the-time stage?
     
19. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-08-13 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-08-14 Pub. Date: 1993-08-13
Image Number: 1784
Caption: Whew! You know, it might seem like I enjoy man-bashing but I really don't! For one thing, not all men are jerks. I don't want to bash "nice guys" like my friends here. Hi! Hello! "Jerks" and nice guys are abstract concepts anyway! What I really want to bash is jerky behavior and you don't have to be a jerk to act like a jerk. Hmm? What are you implying? And people confuse jerky behavior with wanting sex! No no no! Sex is good! What's really tragic is how some men try to be "nice" denying their sensuality. I don't want to encourage that. The jerky behavior isn't about sex as much as treating women like objects. I'm not a sex object, but I am a sexual being. I want my sexuality to be acknowledged .... without being seen as a toy or a sexual commodity for men! 'Cause the fact is I like men! Please don't touch me without asking first. Why?
     
20. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Nina's Adventures 1993-08-06 don't 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Nina's Adventures
Viewable Date: 2008-08-12 Pub. Date: 1993-08-06
Image Number: 1772
Caption: Men just don't understand when I try to explain sexism and sexual harassment. That's because men are jerks. But I don’t want to believe that! I like men! We're scum. Just accept it and move on. But…But…they can't all be … Trust me. I wouldn't tell you if I weren't a nice guy.
     
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