| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-24 |
| Image Number: |
179528 |
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Everyone clear on the rules for Rudy's intervention? Totally lost. This appears to be a selfless act on your part. That makes zero sense to me. Please. I care about Rudy. His addiction to iPhone apps is a serious problem for him. That cuts into his ability to wash dishes and clean the dog @#$% off the soles of my shoes. Thank you.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-24) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-04 |
| Image Number: |
178815 |
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Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-08-04) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
177731 |
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Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-05-25) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-12 |
| Image Number: |
176737 |
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You're watching tv on a laptop?! That's so stupid. Watch it, windbag. You're talking about the latest big thing, tone of great programming available for free on the internet. Really? It looks to me like a bunch of skateboarders running into things, and dogs doing tricks. You and your internet are total losers! War. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-03-12) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-21 |
| Image Number: |
171806 |
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I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say feed me, walk me, I need to potty, or leave me alone, or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout I'm running! when the dog is running.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-05-21) |
Image #171806 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-27 |
| Image Number: |
168934 |
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Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm tired of holding my girlfriend's purse while she's shopping. How do I get out of doing that? Simple. Lose her purse. But wouldn't she be mad at me? I'd be in the dog house! Dog house is just the codependent man's way of saying man cave.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-02-27) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-22 |
| Image Number: |
163490 |
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I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if I was implying the dog ate the other six. I've never seen someone so expertly change the subject before.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-10-22) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
162352 |
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Shoe me the latest news on artificial intelligence. Loading … "For the Love of Benji." What? No. I didn't ask for some dog movie. Cancel. Canceling. Show me news about artificial intelligence. Loading … "Benji's Very Own Christmas Story." No! I want to hear what's going on with A.I.! Loading: "Lassie's Great Adventure."
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-09-08) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
156488 |
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Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-04-08) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-13 |
| Image Number: |
143043 |
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I heard Rudy was asking everyone about their earliest memories. He was, but he got distracted and forgot about it. That's a shame. I was hoping he'd get around to me. I have the oddest "earliest memory" and I wanted to share it. It's just as well, I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years. Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell father the potted plant was actually J. Edgar Hoover. It's always wise to let sleeping dogs lie. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-05-13) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-11 |
| Image Number: |
141814 |
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I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-04-11) |
Image #141814 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-29 |
| Image Number: |
138317 |
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Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it? |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-01-29) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-05 |
| Image Number: |
137445 |
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Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm tired of holding my girlfriend's purse while she's shopping. How do I get out of doing that? Simple. Lose her purse. But wouldn't she be mad at me? I'd be in the dog house! "Dog house" is just the codependent man's way of saying "man cave." |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2016-01-05) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-30 |
| Image Number: |
127574 |
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Rudy, have a seat. There's something I need to tell you. What is it, boss? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. I once owned a dog. I'd tell him to "sit" every five minutes, just to show him who's in charge. That's all. You can go. But be back in five minutes. I wish this chair was cushioned. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-05-30) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
126205 |
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We're back, baby! Oh, no. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr. Web. $12.50. I'll have Jell-o. Make that two Jello-os. We're celebrating. The old lady and I are back together again. What? How dare you?! I'm only four months older than you. You're on thin ice, darling. Oh, I'm on thin ice, snookums? Am I the one who invited his freeloading sister to live with us without even a discussion? Am I the one who "accidentally" left the gate open so her husband's beloved dog could run away? ... Dear? You're the one who incessantly rubs all that in my face ... Darling pudding-pie. Make mine for here, but make his to go. No, make mine for here, but make hers to go. Sorry, I'm breaking up with both of you. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-05-17) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-29 |
| Image Number: |
122184 |
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You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! My dog seems to be incontinent. I'm tired of cleaning up after him. Would it be wrong to give him to a shelter? Oh, I don't know. Would you ship your parents off to a "shelter" just because you're tired of helping them? Wait ... don't answer that. I once drove dad into the woods, but he found his way back. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-01-29) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
121149 |
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What do you think about the whole Bill Cosby thing? Honestly? It has me seriously disillusioned. When you find out a cultural icon may have done horrible things, it makes you question all our icons. What if we started looking into the pasts of all our idols? Mr. Rogers? Bugs Bunny? Charlie Brown? If anyone says "Guess what I heard about Fonzie," I'm outta there. Have you ever wondered what's inside Snoopy's dog house? |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-01-09) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
120914 |
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Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2014-12-31) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-06-02 |
| Image Number: |
112155 |
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Welcome to the Sadie Cohen radio hour. Sometimes it's nice to turn on your radio and hear people talk about stuff that's not so divisive and controversial. For instance, today we'll be talking about itsy bitsy fluffy puppy dogs … Should these filthy scavengers be rounded up and shipped to Antarctica, or should they be launched into the sun? Somebody misses the Obamacare fighting. You're on, caller. DIE, PUPPY-HATER! |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2014-06-02) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
108587 |
| Caption: |
Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it? |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2014-03-15) |
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