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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-02 |
| Image Number: |
160950 |
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Get back here, Molly! The people come over to meet you, not the other way around! She's eight years old, been here awhile; most people want puppies. You should stress the "already poops outdoors" angle.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
160594 |
| Caption: |
Every few years, I think about getting a dog, but something always stops me … I worry about the responsibility or the expense … and then there's always this guy … Dear Mallard, When I want a narrative arc, or character development, I read Mary Worth!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rina Piccolo |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Tina's Groove |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-24 |
| Image Number: |
158224 |
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15 years ago … the Tina's Groove casting call … Hi, my name is Gloria con Lipshid, and I'll be reading for the part of the dog. Sorry, there's been a last-minute script change. The dog character is now a human character, "Monica" - the hostess of the restaurant. Can you play a human? With adequate snacks, yes, I think so.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-21 |
| Image Number: |
156287 |
| Caption: |
So you deny breaking into the vending machine, huh? Security. Yes! You checked my pack. Then I'll check the security video, see what you've been up to. Ok, no need. You got me. I busted the machine.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
155748 |
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Hey Phil, what's the Word o' the Day? Today's word is "politick." A technical college for ticks. Too easy. Hope. "I learned an awful lot from him by doing the opposite." Howard Hawks.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-08-15 |
| Image Number: |
11236 |
| Caption: |
Years of perfume have compromised my olfactory sense for police work. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-05 |
| Image Number: |
154901 |
| Caption: |
My dog has been a therapy dog for three years. My dog just loves being a therapy dog. My dog is the reason I'm in therapy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-15 |
| Image Number: |
154297 |
| Caption: |
I'm going to find a boyfriend with a ladder. I'm tired of you getting your muddy shoes in my hair.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
154251 |
| Caption: |
How was your trip to the dog dentist? Not good. He stuck that stupid little mirror in my mouth and I bit down and broke it. Oh no … That means you're going to have 7 years of bad teeth.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
154250 |
| Caption: |
Dog Show. Strange … every year he wins first place in the "toy" division.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-29 |
| Image Number: |
153212 |
| Caption: |
(Lost) Dog. Found! 555-1212. (Lost) Dog. Found! 555-1212. Can't make it, Rex. They fixed the hole in the fence.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
152989 |
| Caption: |
Will Edison find the truth he so desperately seeks inside his prism? Boy, truth is harder to find that I thought. Vote for Senator Ottoman November 8. You'll earn a million dollars if you do! That's because it's been ambushed by things like fake news - the halitosis of the media world. Such deceitfulness must NOT be tolerated! Except from 'The Onion," which is fake on purpose. The Onion is fake?!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
152635 |
| Caption: |
Grimm, where do you see yourself in 30 years? Dog years or actual years?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rina Piccolo |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Tina's Groove |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
151695 |
| Caption: |
That customer who talks too much. Maybe we should stick a stack of hot dogs in her mouth. We tried that. Excuse me, can you please shut that off? We're working on it. Champagne cork? Pressure cooker lid? Badly or do it … work. But you … overwrought … my results ... orders ... with his exam ... lost and then ... many hours, but as you ... on vacation ... so as I was saying ... without the ... school ... but ... did they change the ... lovely house ... together ... of course he ... probably ... discuss ... difficult ... sister ... but it's ... birthday ... what a ... year over ...
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-01 |
| Image Number: |
151368 |
| Caption: |
Interesting … this says the average person over fifty gains half a pound every year. Is that just a friendly reminder? I mean, it's just a little paunch, right? More like a little pooch. Why a pooch? Because it seems to be growing in dog years …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
150472 |
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C-Dog, my stocks haven't appreciated in years. Should I hold or sell? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. I get that question all the time. Here what you do: Pull out all your money … an' take it down to the alley between 42 an' 43 Vernon Street. Ask for "Big Oatmeal," he offer alternative investments that give you better odds. E'rethang from dice, to dominoes, to chicken fights. Chicken fights? It's important to diversify.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-08 |
| Image Number: |
146694 |
| Caption: |
Look, they're showing the pet Olympics along with the regular Olympics this year. I really should try out for that sometime. Yeah … I bet you'd win the gold medal in "stay". |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
9636 |
| Caption: |
Let's just say many years of obedience school. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-03 |
| Image Number: |
143348 |
| Caption: |
Psst Ralph, look at this. Heh heh … Hey, put down my year book!! … Most likely to be neutered! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-27 |
| Image Number: |
143466 |
| Caption: |
Obedience school. He took a gap year and never came back. |
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