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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-13 |
| Image Number: |
179803 |
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The other day, my little girl insisted that our dog was a horse. Dr. Noodle. So I took her to a ranch and showed her a real horse. She said This is a horsey? Then … our doggie is a doggie. That evening, we had dinner with my dad. He said The President has never lied. That shocked me. So I pulled up the Washington Post's list of over 12,000 lies the President's told. He dismissed it all as fake news, called reporters Enemies of the people, and said Jeff Bezos and everyone who buys from Amazon are of questionable citizenship. I still don't think it's wide of you to refuse to talk to anyone older than three from now on. Do you happen to know any toddlers with a psychiatric degree.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-23 |
| Image Number: |
179666 |
| Caption: |
Dog Whisperer. Fake news!! Cesar Millan is not secretly a cat person. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-17 |
| Image Number: |
179513 |
| Caption: |
Beware of dog humans! Hey, who do you think is responsible for most of the world's problems?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-23 |
| Image Number: |
179097 |
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Seems like we may be headed for a recession. Is now a good time to get out of the stock market? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2. Nah, bruh, now the time to put half your money in McDonald's an' KFC an' let it ride. In hard times, people be double-fisting that comfort food, Big L. Recessions don't last forever, though. That's why you put the other half into 48-Hour Fitness.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
178419 |
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Do you think there's life after death, Clyde? 'Course there is, Big L. You know how much death there been? What do you mean? It's been calculated that in all the time people been here, 100.8 billion of them have died. But C-Dog still here, bruh. This isn't all about you, Clyde. Ask Socrates if this all about me ... Oh, you can't.'Cause he dead. An' I ain't. Good talk, Clyde.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-28 |
| Image Number: |
177270 |
| Caption: |
What's your dog's name? One mile. I like to tell people I walk one mile every day.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-27 |
| Image Number: |
177334 |
| Caption: |
I'm not a cat person. I'm not a dog person. I'm not even a person.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
176647 |
| Caption: |
I don't know why you're raising such a fuss. There's nothing wrong with cutting a person's hair with dog clippers. There, I'm all done. How does it look? Woof!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
175830 |
| Caption: |
Seeing eye dog. Now my work is just guiding people walking around looking at their cellphones.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-23 |
| Image Number: |
175047 |
| Caption: |
While people are busy domesticating, we'll domesticate people! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
174613 |
| Caption: |
Where's Grimmy? He's auditioning to work at a haunted house. Can you provide references of people you've scared? Haunted House. A few. US Mail. Girl Scout.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
173516 |
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You know, Roscoe, I've always been a cat person. But there's something about you that is very accepting and nonjudgmental. I feel like I can tell you anything. Woof! Let's start with where you hide the doggie treats.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
173507 |
| Caption: |
What's the new dog movie about? It's - a rollicking rom-com about the intertwined lives of people and the dogs that love them. Well? The instant rollicking rom-com left your mouth, I slipped into a vegetative state.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
173363 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special show for you today!!! Yea!! Whooohoo!! Woof woof! Woof woof! Over the years, we have had thousands of people on the show in order to shame, ridicule and exploit their misery for ratings … We've also used the most defenseless among us - children. Proving there's no depth to which we won't sink ... I've become richer than Croesus hosting what is essentially human dog fighting in front of a live studio audience of foaming-at-the-mouth rabble. But all that ends today!!! Starting now we will try to bridge divides, heal the broken, reunite families and loved ones, and endeavor to give children the parents they deserve. Aayeeah!!! What? What? What? I dreamed Maury Povich had a soul ... You are hallucinating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-04 |
| Image Number: |
170939 |
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Our line of over-priced candles needs to include a signature scent. Mine's a crossover designed to appeal not only to dogs but also to people who are easily distracted … It's called squirrel. Mine's laser pointer.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
169756 |
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I think it was very compassionate of you to adopt a deaf dog, Emily. A lot of people wouldn't want to give a home to a dog that can't hear. Well, there are some negatives. He wouldn't make a good watch dog, for example. On the plus side, you can sneak into the house with an armload of groceries and unload them before he knews you're home.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-26 |
| Image Number: |
169755 |
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You got a new dog? I adopted him from the shelter. I call him Buster. Well, actually, I don't call him anything. He's totally deaf. He can't hear a thing. Ooh, poor Buster! How do people get your attention? Like this … I've found that the floor vibrations of Flamenco dancing seems to get through to him. Stomp! Stompitty stomp! Stomp!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
20182 |
| Caption: |
Toby needs only the smallest of openings to make a hash of people's pants. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-18 |
| Image Number: |
169671 |
| Caption: |
I asked people to name a well-known "Frank" who most often comes to mind when they think about you. I never heard singer "Frank Sinatra." Nor did I hear architect "Frank Lloyd Wright." I'll bet people said "Franklin Roosevelt" because of my leadership abilities! No, no, wait! Everybody remembers the home run I hit in softball. I must remind people of baseball hall of famer "Frank Thomas"! Ohh, so close! The "Frank" which comes to mind when people think about you is also found at ballparks! Spring Training. FRANKS! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
15708 |
| Caption: |
First, stop trying to be all things to all people. |
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