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1. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-12-04 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-12-04 Pub. Date: 2019-12-04
Image Number: 180700
Caption: We are Mr. and Mrs. Pigmie and we have suffered injury in this establishment and seek damages!!! Wait. I don't think it's necessary to call a - Hogg, swill, swine & Shapiro at your service! Shapiro?
     
2. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2008-01-17 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2019-11-20 Pub. Date: 2008-01-17
Image Number: 21192
Caption: Hello, Brenda? This is Lars Fusco. We met at a party about five years ago, so you probably don't remember me… Which is actually a good thing.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-17 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-17 Pub. Date: 2019-11-17
Image Number: 180337
Caption: Do you feel tired at night or groggy when you wake up in the morning? Do you feel full after meals? Does persistent loud noise give you headaches?! You might well be suffering PNS. Perfectly normal syndrome is nothing to take lightly. But there is a cure. Call now and receive two bottles of placebo pills for the low, low price of $19.99. Don't delay. Failure to act could leave you groggy, feeling full, frightened after horror films. Side effects of placebo include blindness and diarrhea.
     
4. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-11-03 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-11-03 Pub. Date: 2019-11-03
Image Number: 180115
Caption: Tweedle! Hello? Hello, Shelby? No, you called here before and I've told you I'm not Shelby. I checked and this is definitely Shelby's number. You sound like Shelby. She doesn't believe I'm not Shelby. Here, you tell her. Hello. This is Shelby's husband. What can I do for you?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-25 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-25 Pub. Date: 2019-10-25
Image Number: 180051
Caption: The Ask Sadie Radio Show. The most vitriolic hour on the dial (and that' sayin' something). I despise all callers. Your problems annoy me. I mock your pathetic lives. And yet you continue to call in droves. Why is that? We crave your approval. Well you don't have it! Next *@#$% caller! Do you like me?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-16 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-16 Pub. Date: 2019-09-16
Image Number: 179498
Caption: Dick Fink, if Lemont Brown calls, can you put it through? Afraid not, ma'am. I don't work on the Sabbath. The Sabbath is a day of rest. Even the Lord doesn't work on the Sabbath. The Sabbath is Saturday. Today is Monday. I don't consult calendars on the Sabbath.
     
7. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-06-14 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-06-14 Pub. Date: 2019-06-14
Image Number: 177913
Caption: I'm working on an elixir to raise consciousness, ut I don't know what to call it. "Enlightening in a bottle"!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-07 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-07 Pub. Date: 2019-06-07
Image Number: 177956
Caption: Hi, Momma. Yes, The Giving Tree book you send Lionel did just arrive. Well … we didn't call to thank you because it just got her 20 minutes ago. Well … Yes, actually, calling you in 19 minutes ago would have been too much trouble, because we were racing out to get to day care in time. Well ... yes, I do remember how long you were in labor. But I don't see what that ahs to do with -- well ...
     
9. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-05-12 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-05-12 Pub. Date: 2019-05-12
Image Number: 177449
Caption: Here sow!! Her big sow big sow!! Come 'n' get yor supper, big sow!!! Mom, that's really inappropriate … Well if you don't practice your hogcalls, you'll forget them.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-29 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-29 Pub. Date: 2019-04-29
Image Number: 177383
Caption: Lemont? How come you kept sending me straight to voicemail all weekend? It wasn't 'cause they're announcing the Pulitzer Prize winners today and I thought they might call the winners over the weekend. I wasn't hoping to win or anything. I already know I'm a good writer. I don't need external validation. You're the worst liar in the world. Is there an award for that?
     
11. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-04-17 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-04-17 Pub. Date: 2019-04-17
Image Number: 177148
Caption: Do you hear it, boy? Do you hear the call of the wild? You do, don't you? Well, go ahead then. I won't stand in your way. Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! It's probably not a good idea to answer the call of the wild if you're afraid of squirrels.
     
12. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-04-01 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-04-01 Pub. Date: 2019-04-01
Image Number: 176864
Caption: Aargh! I've been getting robocalls all morning. Tweedle! I don't want to hear about your mortgages, interest rates, or senior dating sites!! You're interrupting me in the middle of important business! Judge Judy? Quiet.
     
13. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2007-08-30 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2019-03-06 Pub. Date: 2007-08-30
Image Number: 18410
Caption: I've got to go… I don't want to use up my minutes. Your cell phone minutes? My life minutes.
     
14. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-02-21 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-02-21 Pub. Date: 2019-02-21
Image Number: 176356
Caption: The Runaway Toupee … Any luck finding your toupee, Mr. Backwax? Nothing yet … Lost toupee. Call … Don't worry. He'll come back. Wherever he is, I hope he finds a friend … Hi friend. Continued …
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-03 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-03 Pub. Date: 2019-02-03
Image Number: 175839
Caption: I read your article where you bashed people who accuse Star Trek Discovery of being a Social Justice Warrior show. You wrote Star Trek has always been a show about social justice. The entire premise of the show was a ship full of people from all walks of life ... flying from planet to planet to enlighten bigots, fascists and all kinds of other (censored). But you're hopelessly biased. Of course you would want people to have a so-called open mind. Your grandmother was a call-girl. Don't bother denying it, I spent all night on Google figuring it out. She was a telephone operator ... That's what they called telephone operators. Your defensiveness means I'm right. That's science.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-23 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-23 Pub. Date: 2019-01-23
Image Number: 175942
Caption: Why you always arguin' with other journalists on Twitter, bruh? It ain't a good look. They call you a useful idiot, you call them a corporate stooge, don't nobody come out on top. Before you know it, you an' Anderson Blitzer gonna be throwin' hands, or havin' a dance-battle in that alley. Wait ... he and I were having a private argument. How'd you see it? That ain't important right now. Give me back my phone!!!
     
17. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-01-23 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-01-23 Pub. Date: 2019-01-23
Image Number: 176135
Caption: Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."
     
18. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-01-12 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-01-12 Pub. Date: 2019-01-12
Image Number: 175674
Caption: Picasso! You actually called the radio show, Wait Wait … Don't Tell Me, I'm Clairvoyant from a men's room stall!! Wow! How did you know that??? You should be on the panel. They were terrible.
     
19. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-01-10 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-01-10 Pub. Date: 2019-01-10
Image Number: 175672
Caption: We've got Picasso calling in to Wait Wait … Don't Tell Me, I'm Clairvoyant but out panel of psychics hasn't been able to guess where he's calling from … Picasso, can you give us a hint? Sure. Blarooshrooaalrr!!! Smack! Smack!
     
20. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-12-28 do not call 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-12-28 Pub. Date: 2018-12-28
Image Number: 175393
Caption: Oh, I meant to tell you … somebody called for you. While you were out. They want you to call back. It sounded kind of urgent. I haven't been out. I've been here all day, who was it? I don't recall. It was a few days ago. I'm sure glad I remembered.
     
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