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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-30 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-30 Pub. Date: 2019-01-30
Image Number: 176033
Caption: Yesterday at work, I said Aristotle was a moron. Someone over heard me. They told a co-worker, who told another … By the end of the day, the office was bitterly divided into a pro-Aristotle and anti-Aristotle camps. Aristotle was wrong about everything. He though men were superior to women and masters were superior to slaves. He was wrong about physics, about chemistry, about biology, about psychology, about astronomy, and about social justice. As if our country wasn't divided enough, you had to mess around and start this. I'm not sure I can even respect the pro-Aristotle people anymore.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-30 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-30 Pub. Date: 2018-12-30
Image Number: 175374
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … The runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... But instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-11 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-11 Pub. Date: 2018-09-11
Image Number: 173983
Caption: Bus is late. Fake news. What? Have you interviewed the bus dispatcher? Have you been here all day? It's just as likely the bus has been running early all day. And so we missed it. But I guess that wouldn't fit in with your bus is late narrative. Not everything in this country has to be an argument. Yes it does!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-29 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-29 Pub. Date: 2018-01-29
Image Number: 167917
Caption: Did you know Youtube is a treasure trove of historic interviews? Last night, I watched Texas Governor John Connally speak. He was in his hospital bed, just days after the and John F. Kennedy were shot in Dallas. He recounted what happened, what was said in the car just before and during the assassination ... and at the end he gave an ominous warning about division in America, and he appealed for tolerance and togetherness. All the commenters agreed he was a little too eloquent, so he must've been in on it. Well, it's good that be brought people together.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-21 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-21 Pub. Date: 2017-10-21
Image Number: 163907
Caption: I can't remember how to divide, Clyde. Say what? Long division. I don't remember how to do it. I got an "A" in calculus back in high school. I got a "4" on the AP test. But let 20 years go by, and all of a sudden I have no idea how to even begin to divide 4,852.8 by 297.492. It take most people more than 20 years to forget how to use a calculator, bruh. You might wanna get y'self checked out.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-05 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-05 Pub. Date: 2017-06-05
Image Number: 158825
Caption: To: Lemont Brown. From: UC Berkeley Alumni Association. Hey LB, it's Louis Black. Remember me? We worked at the school paper together. We're putting together a class of '97 Reunion. Hope you can make it. Also, are you in touch with any other '97 grads we should invite? Hi, Louis! I did hear from my college roommate, Kenneth Noh. He called me a couple years ago to invite me to join ISIS with him. Delete delete delete. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Hi, Louis! I am following my other college roommate, Rudy Park, to Russia, where he's meeting with Putin's henchman in order to ... Delete delete delete. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Hi Louis! ... Nah, I don't really know anyone anymore. Send. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-28 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-28 Pub. Date: 2016-09-28
Image Number: 149027
Caption: Divided Airlines. Another one? Out of order. Excuse me, where's the nearest working men's room? Gate 57. Which gate are we at? Gate 2. Totally unrelated question: Where's the nearest potted plant?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-04 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-04 Pub. Date: 2016-01-04
Image Number: 137375
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-17).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-24 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-24 Pub. Date: 2015-10-24
Image Number: 133803
Caption: I can't remember how to divide, Clyde. Say what? Long division. I don't remember how to do it. I got an "A" in calculus back in high school. I got a "4" on the AP test. But let 20 years go by, and all of a sudden I have no idea how to even begin to divide 4,852.8 by 297.492. It take most people more than 20 years to forget how to use a calculator, bruh. You might wanna get y'self checked out.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-12 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-12 Pub. Date: 2014-11-12
Image Number: 118788
Caption: Zeno's Paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover half the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Every distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-10 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-10 Pub. Date: 2013-07-10
Image Number: 99040
Caption: Tap tap tap tap tap. Twitter. TWITTER.COM/CANDORVILLE. Zimmerman trial's a Rorschach test dividing those who think they know 4 SURE what happened from those who know what "Rorschach test" means.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-14 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-14 Pub. Date: 2013-04-14
Image Number: 95260
Caption: My fiancée's family hates me. As long as she's with me, they'll treat her as an outcast. I feel so guilty about dividing the family. Dr. Noodle. How do I fix this? You have two options … You can suck up to them and hope that will win the affections of the sort of people who think it's their right to judge you ... ... Or you can be a good man, lead a life of integrity, be content that you know you're good for her, and don't give a @#$% what other people think. So you're saying changing my name and getting plastic surgery ISN'T one of the options?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-16 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-16 Pub. Date: 2012-11-16
Image Number: 89721
Caption: So all together we spent $6 billion on a two-year-long election … Dr. Noodle. Six billion spent on TV ads … Internet ads … Radio ads … And to end up with a Democratic president and divided Congress. You're frustrated that after all that, nothing's changed. I'm frustrated I didn't sell ad space on my kid's backpack. PhD. Fascinating.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-08 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-08 Pub. Date: 2012-08-08
Image Number: 85361
Caption: I'm thinking of a number from fourteen to ninety … It’s divisible by both two and seven … … And long ago it cost an innocent 1st grader a passing grade in math. Fourteen. Don’t rub it in.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-07 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-07 Pub. Date: 2012-08-07
Image Number: 85360
Caption: Lionel's some kind of prodigy. He's only two and he's already multiplying and dividing. He asked me "What's five divided by seven," and I realized … I forgot how to do that. Admitting I didn’t know would've wrecked his image of me. So I said "Pancakes" and pretended to fall asleep.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-17 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-17 Pub. Date: 2012-05-17
Image Number: 80978
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-01 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-01 Pub. Date: 2012-05-01
Image Number: 47222
Caption: Hurts Rent-a-Car. Phoenix, AZ. Sure, Divided Airlines lost your luggage, but look on the bright side, Mr. Fitzhugh … You're still a rich, male executive who earns more in a day than most people earn in a whole month. … In a whole year. (Originally published in 2010)
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-28 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-28 Pub. Date: 2012-03-28
Image Number: 77952
Caption: Zeno's paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Ever distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-18 divide 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-18 Pub. Date: 2011-10-18
Image Number: 66793
Caption: Apple Co-founder Steve Jobs visits Lemont's dream. How's it feel to have freed the world? Totalitarian governments and oligarchies depend on keeping the common man uninformed. Divided. You gave the common man the means to instantly speak out and organize against oppression. Big Brother's days are numbered thanks to you. You freed the common man. Thanks. You freed everyone but the Chinese slaves who build all your stuff. You need to learn where to end your compliments. Besides, sweatshops and slavery are two different things.
     
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