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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-21 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-21 Pub. Date: 2019-08-21
Image Number: 179023
Caption: Rudy Park, citizen journalist. Impressive. Scoops are my business, the internet is my medium. My just cause is keeping government and corporations honest through impartial and dogged … um … and … Is that a new iPhone? Awesome!! Oh brother.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-31 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-31 Pub. Date: 2019-05-31
Image Number: 177823
Caption: I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-11 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-11 Pub. Date: 2019-03-11
Image Number: 176736
Caption: What're you doing? Watching tv. On your computer? Sure. There are tons of shows available for streaming over the internet. Let me rephrase. Why aren't you getting me the coffee I ordered?! When this season of Lost is over.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-13 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-13 Pub. Date: 2018-12-13
Image Number: 175400
Caption: Randy "The Rock" Taylor's new unified theory of picking up chicks: You've got 20 seconds to get her attention before an email, text, phone call or tweet interrupts. Hey babe. I've got huge biceps, a sweet hybrid with fold-down seats and an iTunes collection with the year's hottest smoochin' music. Beep! Hold that thought. I've got an incoming call. Interesting. Make that fifteen seconds! Pardon? Were you talking? Wait, incoming text.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-11 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-11 Pub. Date: 2018-12-11
Image Number: 175398
Caption: You've modified your unified theory of picking up chicks? The first big change in 10 years. I had to account for a key change in how people relate. They have incredibly short attention spans. Under my old theory, you used to have 45 seconds to get a chick's attention. Now you have less than 20. You lost me two sentences ago. I'm tweeting. The Love Doctor rests his case.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-15 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-15 Pub. Date: 2018-10-15
Image Number: 174503
Caption: We have a winner! We received dozens and dozens (okay, not that many dozens) of responses to our request for suggestions to name Rudy's generation. Are you curious to know which suggestion won?! Sorry, din't hear the ?. I was textin. We're gonna reveal the winner! Huh?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-07 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-07 Pub. Date: 2018-10-07
Image Number: 174218
Caption: Check out this brilliant photo. Not interested. I'll blow it up. It's high-concept. It's me and five friends on a hike. One friend took a picture of another. Then a third friend took a picture of those two, and so on. It's totally meta! Freeze! What? Zoom in on the side. What is that? It's Bigfoot! You were so consumed with your gadgets you missed Sasquatch?! Big deal. It's not like we had an extra camera for him. The proverbial big picture is very, very frightening.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-26 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-26 Pub. Date: 2018-09-26
Image Number: 174221
Caption: Wanna hang later? Yep. You meatheads are standing side-by-side texting! Why not just talk to each other?! Because: Your eyeballs are burned away from staring at your screens and you can't see actual reality!!!! I hear strange rhetorical noises. Put on your iPod LOUD and they'll go away.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-30 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-30 Pub. Date: 2018-07-30
Image Number: 173257
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-17 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-17 Pub. Date: 2018-06-17
Image Number: 171963
Caption: Distracted Drying. Help. Left clothes out there, locked self inside! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-09 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-09 Pub. Date: 2017-08-09
Image Number: 161299
Caption: I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column? I don't know, I only read the first sentence.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-18 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-18 Pub. Date: 2017-05-18
Image Number: 158091
Caption: Rudy, you can't meet with the Russians. It'll be a disaster of epic proportions. How so? What could possibly go wrong? There are always unintended consequences with Russia. It was summer of 1988. I was a teenager on a one-man goodwill tour across the Soviet Union. Just me, my Harley and my leather jacket ... that is, until I visited the Kremlin. Let's just say I rode the last few thousand miles of that journey with a beautiful older blonde named Irina clinging to my back. Her father Mikhail was furious. He was so distracted for the next year that his entire country fell apart. Wait ... who was her father? Remind me to show you my Presidential Medal of Freedom.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-07 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-07 Pub. Date: 2016-12-07
Image Number: 151821
Caption: What's the best way to distract people when they're mad at you? Simple, little buddy. I cock my head to the side, smile, and say "guilty as charged." Then I ask for their phone number. This tends to fill them with hopeful anticipation. And it's a well-known fact that you can't hold both hopeful anticipation and recrimination in your brain at the same time. When I said "You," I meant *me*, not *you*. Oh. In that case, you might want to try begging forgiveness.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-06 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-06 Pub. Date: 2016-12-06
Image Number: 151820
Caption: Rudy, I'm disturbed by your recent behavior. You … Flag-burners should be exiled to Mexico. What was that? Never mind. Listen, you were two … You know who's a loser? Babies. Hold on, minion. I'm on to you. You're trying to distract me from negative news about you by saying ridiculous things. But you're no Donald Trump, Rudy. Rudy, you were two minutes and one second late today. How do you suggest I deal with this? The cast of "Pippi Longstocking" at Langston Elementary rolled their eyes at Mrs. Wilberforce. They should apologize!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-05 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-05 Pub. Date: 2016-12-05
Image Number: 151819
Caption: Donald Trump's brilliant. Every time horrible news about him breaks, he distracts us will all the tweets. Like when he appointed a guy who wants to privatize Medicare. He distracted us all by tweeting that people who burn flags should lose their citizenship. That did seem to come out of nowhere. People barely ever burn flags these days. HOJ. Whenever he tweets, we'd be wise to check the back page of the newspaper. What's a "newspaper"?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-15 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-15 Pub. Date: 2016-07-15
Image Number: 145832
Caption: "Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! The other day, my grandpa tried driving to the corner store but got lost and ended up at the beach, six states away. How do I get him to realize it's time to stop driving without hurting his feelings? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in 1863 when Grandpappy Cohen accidentally led a caravan of zoo-bound pelicans onto a field at Gettysburg. One particularly panicky pelican escaped and distracted General Lee, and the rest is history. Um ... Ok ...
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-18 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-18 Pub. Date: 2015-08-18
Image Number: 131351
Caption: The Ask Sadie Show. Actual answers for actual reader questions. Dear Sadie, have you thought of running for office? With your bombastic personality, you'd be a natural. - Emily from Dallas. Donald Trump stole my act! The moral of the story is, when filing candidacy papers, never get sidetracked by a "Price is Right" Marathon.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-13 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-13 Pub. Date: 2014-10-13
Image Number: 117697
Caption: What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it. It's going well. So far I've downloaded and categorized every single episode of "Property Brothers" and "Income Property." I had a little setback, though. The hard drive where I thought I'd stored "Curb Appeal" is filled with "Star Trek" instead. You bought that shack seven years ago. Counselor Troi is distracting.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-26 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-26 Pub. Date: 2014-09-26
Image Number: 116833
Caption: I figured that since we were just going out for drinks, I'd invite my friend Randy. Great. It's absolutely not because I'm awkward with women and he's a stud and can give me quiet pointers when you go to the tinkle room. Ladies room. Only the occasional pointer! You're cute.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-19 distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-19 Pub. Date: 2014-08-19
Image Number: 115309
Caption: … and then Sally Anne says: "Let's stop playing tag," and I stop and ask what's up. Is she hurt or something? And she says: "Do you think something's bothering Ms. Jensen? She seems weird and she looked tired." And then out of nowhere, she gets mad. She says: "Stop texting while I'm talking to you!" The nerve.
     
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