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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2019-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-27 |
Image Number: |
179119 |
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You citizen journalists are destroying professional media. What makes you the authority? I've been at it for years. I understand the subtle distinctions reporting requires. Press. Such as? Do you know the difference between a regular flu and a potential pandemic that will kill all mankind? Um ... There is not difference! I can learn this stuff.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2017-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-11-12 |
Image Number: |
12141 |
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Harvard School of Obedience. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
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2012-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-01-27 |
Image Number: |
75408 |
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... Apparently, there's a fine line between "follow your bliss" and "stalk your bliss." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-11-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-11-05 |
Image Number: |
72536 |
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Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.) |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-05-15 |
Image Number: |
61075 |
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Credit Dept. "Any outstanding loans"? No. I do have a car loan that's good. A reasonable rate on my credit card balance and a decent debt consolidation loan. But I wouldn't call any of them "outstanding"! Credit is still tight, and also they don't have their sense of humor back yet! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2011-04-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-28 |
Image Number: |
60246 |
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It's coming back to me slowly, Doc. I remember a pyramid that was not a pyramid, a kiss that was not a kiss, and a story without end. These are dreams you're talking about, Lemont. Not memory. DREAMS. I know the difference, Doctor. THESE ARE MEMORIES! THESE ... Just wondering, does my HMO pay for recovered memories? Or just dream analysis? Yeah, they cover memories too. Ok. (ahem ...) THESE ARE MEMORIES! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2011-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-01 |
Image Number: |
59099 |
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I am very disappointed in you, Roscoe. I expect more of you than that. What did he do? I asked him to bring me my 5 iron and he brought me a 9 iron. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2010-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-04 |
Image Number: |
53693 |
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Hello, you've reached "The Law Guy." Hi, Little Billy? I’m calling to find out the status of my custody battle against Roxanne. May I speak with your Uncle Loafer? This is Loafer. No it isn't. I know the difference between the voice of a grown-up and the voice of a six-year-do. I am a grown-up. In fact, you've interrupted me doing my taxes, or watching "Price is Right," or some other boring @#$%. I'm starting to think I should've picked the second cheapest law firm. I am my Uncle and you cannot prove otherwise. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2010-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-02-20 |
Image Number: |
44445 |
Caption: |
It's only been 19 hours. It's not officially a coma yet. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2009-03-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-03-26 |
Image Number: |
31156 |
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Would it be okay if I had a friend sleep over? Is it a boy fish or girl fish? With a fish, who can tell? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Nina's Adventures |
Viewable Date: |
2008-08-14 |
Pub. Date: |
1993-08-13 |
Image Number: |
1784 |
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Whew! You know, it might seem like I enjoy man-bashing but I really don't! For one thing, not all men are jerks. I don't want to bash "nice guys" like my friends here. Hi! Hello! "Jerks" and nice guys are abstract concepts anyway! What I really want to bash is jerky behavior and you don't have to be a jerk to act like a jerk. Hmm? What are you implying? And people confuse jerky behavior with wanting sex! No no no! Sex is good! What's really tragic is how some men try to be "nice" denying their sensuality. I don't want to encourage that. The jerky behavior isn't about sex as much as treating women like objects. I'm not a sex object, but I am a sexual being. I want my sexuality to be acknowledged .... without being seen as a toy or a sexual commodity for men! 'Cause the fact is I like men! Please don't touch me without asking first. Why? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-01 |
Image Number: |
25644 |
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Th-Th-there's something in the sewer with a huge mouth and a million teeth! Oh, Ralph, that's a crock. Actually I'm a gator. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2008-05-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-03 |
Image Number: |
23194 |
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They outsourced the blue-collar jobs, an' I said nothing 'cause I ain't blue-collar… Then they outsourced the white-collar jobs, an' I said nothing 'cause I ain't white collar… Isn't he gonna finish the analogy? Soon as they figure out how to outsource unemployment. I'm sleepy. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2008-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-04-09 |
Image Number: |
22786 |
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Know how I know I'm older, Rox? When you're young, a year feels like a decade. But when you're older, a decade feels like a year. That's interesting, 'cause when you're talking, it also feels like a year. See? I remember the first time you insulted me like it was yesterday! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2008-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-03-14 |
Image Number: |
22423 |
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I see your client has been accused of age discrimination again. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2008-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-02-18 |
Image Number: |
21839 |
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I became a lawyer because the law is what separates men from monkeys. Apparently a monkey slips through now and then. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2007-10-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-10-06 |
Image Number: |
18821 |
Caption: |
When I said "He's gone to the other side," Frank, that's not what I meant. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2007-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-04-22 |
Image Number: |
16984 |
Caption: |
So, I see you graduated sumo cum laude. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2006-11-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-11-10 |
Image Number: |
15211 |
Caption: |
What do you mean that's a ladies' hydrant? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2006-03-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-03-15 |
Image Number: |
13264 |
Caption: |
Queen. Workers. This is the part our society that bugs me the most! |
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