| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
5136 |
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Maybe we should just break down and buy Dumbo. |
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| That's Life by Mike Twohy (2003-08-22) |
Image #5136 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
23177 |
| Caption: |
Ooooh…She went out for a ride, and it came back without her. |
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| Strange Brew by John Deering (2008-05-03) |
Image #23177 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-03 |
| Image Number: |
176614 |
| Caption: |
I loved Mary Poppins Returns … Have you seen it yet, Ralph? No … I thought it was a thrift shop at Disneyland.
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2019-03-03) |
Image #176614 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
168417 |
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I can't get over Black Panther, Clyde. Me neither, bruh. I ain't never had to sit next to no dude wearin' nothin' but black body-paint before. I tried spandex, but it still looked too puffy. Bruh … It's not my fault Disney made Black Panther's costume so skintight. Can ... can we not talk 'bout it no more?
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2018-02-16) |
Image #168417 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-21 |
| Image Number: |
166993 |
| Caption: |
Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of our popular culture. Aside from its catalogue of Disney films, the behemoth now owns the rights to Star Wars, the rights to X-Men, the rights to the Fantastic Four, and the rights to - you're behind. But you can catch up easily! You can get your revenge, with Montezuma energy drink! Side effects may include projectile hurling, incontinence, colorectal warming, and -- Whales! Admiral, there be whales here! Well done, Mister Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-21) |
Image #166993 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-03 |
| Image Number: |
166787 |
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You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-03) |
Image #166787 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-22 |
| Image Number: |
165178 |
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Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all in 3-D. I'd have to get a second job to afford that.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-11-22) |
Image #165178 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
161801 |
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I posted an article on Candorville.com about how the terms "cuck," "beta," SJW" and "virtue-signalling" were essential to the resurgence of white supremacists. It's an old Nazi tactic from the 1930s. When you beliefs are morally indefensible, just label those who oppose you with belittling code words ... code words that make opposing you seen uncool. They also popularized "libtard", "snowflake," "white genocide," "neoreactionary multiculturalist" ... "Neoreactionary multiculturalist"? They considered shortening it to "Nemo," but then they heard Disney was litigious.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-08-22) |
Image #161801 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
154560 |
| Caption: |
Some kid on the phone named Bambi says you're his father …
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| Strange Brew by John Deering (2017-02-16) |
Image #154560 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-29 |
| Image Number: |
152972 |
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What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time, and no one gets confused. And no, they were most definitely not good enough. Well you asked for the inaccurate version. Oh. Can I try the accurate one, then? Ok. It's because it's just easier to pretend the prequels never existed. But I want them to officially never have existed.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-01-29) |
Image #152972 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
148051 |
| Caption: |
Yeah, what the heck, we'll let conscience start being our guide tomorrow. |
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| Speed Bump by Dave Coverly (2016-09-08) |
Image #148051 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-03 |
| Image Number: |
146478 |
| Caption: |
I'm just saying, ask her for some of her references for petsitting. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2016-08-03) |
Image #146478 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
144620 |
| Caption: |
Whutsis? This is your wake-up call. I know you dreamt of this era ever since you were six, but, let's face it: You're tired of superhero movies. Saywhat now? Your inner child was thrilled, but now he's bored. It's like Disneyland. Asdghmplp. Yes. Remember when you were six ... remember how excited you were at Disneyland at 8am, but howl by 10pm the sight of someone in a Mickey Mouse costume made you feel homicidal? Admit it: If you see one more person in a colorful muscly costume running and jumping, your popcorn is going to taste like misery and tears. Never!!! I'll never tire of zzzzzzzz. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2016-07-03) |
Image #144620 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
136904 |
| Caption: |
You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind what you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-12-23) |
Image #136904 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
135673 |
| Caption: |
Yeah, but the movie money is not that great when you have to split it 101 ways. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2015-12-16) |
Image #135673 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
41672 |
| Caption: |
You've got to get rid of your deer! They'll destroy your plantings. You're right. But I like having Bambi visit. May I remind you … "Bambi" is singular. |
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| Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson (2009-12-08) |
Image #41672 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-10 |
| Image Number: |
109694 |
| Caption: |
Psst … Maybe you should get a P.C. instead. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2014-04-10) |
Image #109694 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
109270 |
| Caption: |
You're going to meet a tall, dark, handsome man … No, wait … a short, dark, handsome man … Wait … seven, short dark, handsome, no, no, seven short, white-haired … |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2014-04-01) |
Image #109270 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
107758 |
| Caption: |
Some anonymous group at the Cartoon Oscars are mad they didn’t get nominated, so they kidnapped the snowman from "Frozen." They say if they don't get an Oscar they're going to blow him away. Oh no! He's got 10 smurfing minutes left. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2014-03-01) |
Image #107758 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-27 |
| Image Number: |
107756 |
| Caption: |
Look Grimm, some of the classic Disney cartoon characters are walking this way!!! Animated Cartoon Oscars. Could you give me your autograph? Wow, Dumbo actually sat down and signed my book! |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2014-02-27) |
Image #107756 |
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