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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2020-01-11 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2020-01-11 Pub. Date: 2020-01-11
Image Number: 181140
Caption: Day two of my political diet. I haven't watched FOX, or MSNBC. I haven't read the news pages of the paper. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scrib - I also haven't had any sweats, or racing hearts or hives. Write write write write scribble write. So I can probably start watching Hannity again tomorrow! Absolutely not. Doctor's orders!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2020-01-10 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2020-01-10 Pub. Date: 2020-01-10
Image Number: 181139
Caption: Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2020-01-09 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2020-01-09 Pub. Date: 2020-01-09
Image Number: 181138
Caption: I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2020-01-08 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2020-01-08 Pub. Date: 2020-01-08
Image Number: 181137
Caption: Mr. Park, I'm afraid you've got EPS. I'm not familiar.. Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. What's that? Sean Hannity made an interesting point last night. I'll kill that terrorist!!! Very severe case. Heart pounding, sweating, hives …
     
5. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2011-04-12 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2019-11-18 Pub. Date: 2011-04-12
Image Number: 59588
Caption: Maybe the school will chill out on sex ed. Let's hope. Since studies show rampant teen sex continues to decline. Abstinence. STDs kill. Find out more! Though rampant adult hysteria about teen sex continues to rise.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-11-15 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-11-15 Pub. Date: 2019-11-15
Image Number: 180302
Caption: Where you been, Big L? At the doctor's. I realized I'm forgetting a lot of my youth. I don't remember much at all between ages six and nineteen. The doctor said forgetting all that time could mean I'm developing Alzheimer's, or it could mean I'm repressing something horrible. Clyde ... Between which ages did we hang out the most? Why you ask? No reason.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-09 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-09 Pub. Date: 2019-11-09
Image Number: 180291
Caption: Being a federal regulator stinks. I'm supposed to police false advertising claims and keep consumers safe. But I have no resources and I'm decried as a bumbling, interfering government bureaucrat. Try our new anti-aging tea. It includes nutrients taken from the local soil proven to reduce stress, cure all disease and heal broken hearts. I'll take two, and the list of side effects in the fine print. Doesn't work. Can cause death.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-27 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-27 Pub. Date: 2019-10-27
Image Number: 180026
Caption: $12 for bottled water?! Haven't you been watching the news? American's aging pipes are leaching chemicals into the water that cause horrific illnesses. The entire city of Flint was poisoned by led, leading to developmental damage in children and probably causing an outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease. All bottled water is tested for lead. But ours is special. It's guaranteed to be 100% free of certain other chemicals too. Out bottled water is also 100% free of adamantium, NTH metal, vibranium, kryptonite and dilithium. No other bottled water on the market makes that claim. Just give me coffee. Regular or guaranteed aniumanium-free? Very bad man.
     
9. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-10-13 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-10-13 Pub. Date: 2019-10-13
Image Number: 179824
Caption: Ah-choo! Nelson, when you sneeze, you should try to do it into your handkerchief. My mother had a saying … Coughs and sneezes spread diseases. Use your hanky and other will say thanky. I don't have a handkerchief. Can't I just use my sleeve? She had another saying ... Use your sleeve and your mother will grieve. Your mom had lost of sayings, didn't she? You have no idea.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-10-09 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-10-09 Pub. Date: 2019-10-09
Image Number: 179834
Caption: This is Anderson Cooper, live, at the scene of an incredible, unfolding story. A tiny internet café hit by hurricane, attacked by armed rebels, overcome with a mysterious disease, then saved! By an intrepid barista named Rudy Park. I was just a patriot doing my job. Like me, Anderson Cooper.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-14 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-14 Pub. Date: 2019-09-14
Image Number: 179399
Caption: Total immunity is a terrible thought, Rosencrantz. Imagine being immune to disease, to heat, to cold, to the vacuum of space … even to time itself. What once was fresh and new and amazing … Will, before long, become tedious, monotonous, and, ultimately, mournful and wretched. Geez ... All you had to say was You've told me that story before. It would be an eternity of melancholy.
     
12. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2019-09-14 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2019-09-14 Pub. Date: 2019-09-14
Image Number: 179334
Caption: I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.
     
13. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2019-09-04 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2019-09-04 Pub. Date: 2019-09-04
Image Number: 179325
Caption: I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-01 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-01 Pub. Date: 2019-09-01
Image Number: 179190
Caption: I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal You're the disease, and I'm the cure. Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said Consider that a divorce. Or like in They live, when just before he killed a bunch of evil aliens, Rowdy Roddy Piper said "I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick (butt) ... and I'm al out of bubblegum. Your task tonight is to generate six one-liners I can use whenever I squeeze unpaid work out of my employees. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. You're the rest, and I'm the bed. The kind with spikes on it ... See? That's awful. Fix that up and give me sixe more.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-04 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-04 Pub. Date: 2019-07-04
Image Number: 178360
Caption: If you want to go on a date, I'll need some basic information. Cholesterol level, history of family heart disease, cancer and diabetes … I will not be in a position of falling for you only to find out you're a lemon! Now give us a look at your gums. I'd rather not.
     
16. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-06-13 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-06-13 Pub. Date: 2019-06-13
Image Number: 177912
Caption: Infectious Diseases Lab. I don't care how you collected bugs as kids. We don't poke holes in the containers here.
     
17. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2007-11-13 disease 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2019-04-30 Pub. Date: 2007-11-13
Image Number: 19380
Caption: This pork is practically raw! Where did you get this recipe?? I got it online…at Trichinosis.com.
     
18. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-04-21 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-04-21 Pub. Date: 2019-04-21
Image Number: 177857
Caption: I'm running the music system here at the medical center. The first request today came from the infectious diseases department where they want to hear Elvis Presley's "Fever." In surgery they asked for Sheryl Crow's "The First Cut is the Deepest" and Frank Sinatra's "I've Got You Under my Skin." Also, "If I Only Had a Brain from "The Wizard of Oz" was requested by folks in neurology. Wow! Mick Jagger is in orthopedics with a broken arm so they want you to play his music?! Yeah, they casting the first Stone down there today!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-27 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-27 Pub. Date: 2019-02-27
Image Number: 176499
Caption: We had burglars last night. Little Lionel asked Why do you eat red meat all the time, daddy? I replied. I don't eat it all the time, son. And he said Oh … Why not? I replied Because that'd be bad for me. Why? he asked. So I said Too much causes high cholesterol and increases my risk of heart disease, diabetes, and maybe even cancer. Dios mio, Lemont. Once he stopped sobbing, he tried to dig the burger out of my mouth.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-02-10 disease 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-02-10 Pub. Date: 2019-02-10
Image Number: 175961
Caption: Up next, a special report: Insomnia, The Silent Killer. Research shows that 54 percent of American adults suffer a sleeping disorder. Side effects can include lost work productivity, depression, increased heart risk … gum disease, petulance, flatulence, Ebola virus, premature writhing death. So get into bed, close your eyes, drift away, and get some rest. No pressure.
     
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