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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-05 discord 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-05 Pub. Date: 2015-04-05
Image Number: 124640
Caption: Sometimes I think you don't really like my mother. When I told you she's coming to stay with us for a month … you didn't say anything for five whole seconds. And then all you said was "ok." It would've been nice if you'd been enthusiastic and happy, and talked about all the fun things we'll do with her, and about how grateful you are she wants to spend time with us. I just don't relish the thought of having two people in our house who judge my every word. There you go with the five seconds again. You're such a jerk. Being single is underrated.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-09 discord 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2015-03-09
Image Number: 123668
Caption: My wife keeps trying to get me to stop drinking, stop smoking, stop yelling at the kids … stop forgetting her birthday, stop insulting her mother, and stop leaving the seat up. So I told her "If you really love someone, you don't try to fundamentally transform them." And what'd she say? She said I could fundamentally transform the couch into my bed.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-23 discord 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-23 Pub. Date: 2014-07-23
Image Number: 114098
Caption: I had a dream last night. I dreamt that Israel's Prime Minister was Captain Kirk, of the starship Enterprise. And I dreamt Palestine's leader was also Captain Kirk, of a different Enterprise. Both ships were squaring off in orbit of Cestus III. The Metrons who lived on Cestus got annoyed and beamed both Kirks down to the planet to fight one-on-one. Who won? Not sure. There was lots of shirtlessness and karate chops, and then I woke up.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-22 discord 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-22 Pub. Date: 2014-07-22
Image Number: 114097
Caption: How they gonna blame President Obama for what goin' on in the Middle East? They ain't nothin' no President in history ever done that ever changed the Middle East for the better. Blamin' our own President for them bein' crazy make no sense. I blame out Presidents for not brokering peace between 84th Street an' 85th Street.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-21 discord 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-21 Pub. Date: 2014-07-21
Image Number: 114096
Caption: Did you hear about the attacks over in Israel and Palestine? Not sure. You mean the attacks where Israel got revenge on the Palestinians for takin' revenge on Israel? Or do you mean the attacks where Palestine got revenge on the Israelis for takin' revenge on Palestine. Yes. Yeh, I heard o' that.
     
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