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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-30 |
Pub. Date: |
1988-07-25 |
Image Number: |
333 |
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I'm going to a summit meeting with Catherine the Great. Should I take candy and flowers or not? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-08 |
Image Number: |
167001 |
Caption: |
First they're sending in the diplomats.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-10 |
Pub. Date: |
1988-07-02 |
Image Number: |
321 |
Caption: |
I'm appointing you Ambassador to Genghis Kahn. Go tell the creep where to get off! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
Viewable Date: |
2016-12-27 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
Image Number: |
253 |
Caption: |
How did the economic summit go? We everybody asked for separate checks. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2015-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-16 |
Image Number: |
133268 |
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I wish I were a diplomat driving around the United Nations. That’s a very lofty goal, Grimm. Yeah, then if I hit a cat, I won't get arrested 'cause I've got diplomatic immunity. I thought this talk was going too well. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2015-06-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-28 |
Image Number: |
128928 |
Caption: |
Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world" |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2014-11-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-12 |
Image Number: |
118877 |
Caption: |
Do you think it's too late to go into the ambassador business? Little buddy … … it's never too late to … wait … "ambassador business"? It's all about money, right? If you donate enough money to the right politician, you get to be ambassador to a tropical paradise. You don't have any money to donate. I made a kickstarter page. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2011-10-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-10-11 |
Image Number: |
66318 |
Caption: |
"Tell about your own upbringing." My dad was a diplomat, my mom a translator, so I grew up in France, Italy and Mexico. My dad died when I was two, so my mom raised me. I've never been anywhere, except for a school trip to Washington, DC. We sure are different, Rosa. Yet so much alike. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2011-03-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-20 |
Image Number: |
58263 |
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Oh no! This magazine's from last month and my horoscope says: "The next 30 days bring romance and travel: Dinner in Paris with a Euro-stud, sunning in Bali with a hot surfer, dancing in Rio with a rich diplomat. Book your flights and pack for fun!" Auuggh!! I missed all of that! If only I'd known! Yeah. That poor diplomat must have been crushed when you didn't show. Horoscopes are so bogus. Read on in another magazine and see if they're even close. Ok. "Be sure to read your horoscope this month or you'll miss out on romance in Paris, Bali and Rio. Yeah, right. And yours says, "Because you don't believe in horoscopes, you'll have yet another unexciting month." Oh yeah? I bought a new pair of oxfords last month. And socks. Kinda proves the horoscope, doesn't it? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-23 |
Image Number: |
39962 |
Caption: |
You are aware that they recently got nukes, right? Whoopee cushion. U.N. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2008-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-01 |
Image Number: |
28451 |
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I wish I could be like Secretary of State, and fly around trying to stop wars. Do you like Condoleeza Rice? No, I prefer Uncle Ben's. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2007-04-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-04-07 |
Image Number: |
16762 |
Caption: |
Spam at a Nigerian Diplomat's office. This guy says ye won the lottery, and he'll split the money with me if I assist him in smuggling it out of Ohio … Geez, how stupid do these people think we are? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2007-01-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-01-06 |
Image Number: |
15755 |
Caption: |
Hello, Ambassador Whilting? Lemont Brown with the Candorville Courier. If you're calling to ask whether the Pentagon has virtually taken over our foreign embassies, replacing diplomacy with military force, you couldn't be more wrong. We diplomats still call the shots. We represent an American that's courageous enough to face the world with peace and openness but you didn't hear that from me. Why are you whispering? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2004-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-02-20 |
Image Number: |
6596 |
Caption: |
Today I bought cheap meds, got out of debt fast, and helped a Nigerian diplomat… Now if you'll excuse me, dear, hot 'n' lonely housewives beckon… Nate's first day with e-mail… |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2003-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-12-20 |
Image Number: |
6158 |
Caption: |
I bring you some demands from my people. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1993-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
1993-09-12 |
Image Number: |
67774 |
Caption: |
C'mon Ernie time for us to get reincarnated again! I've had some great past lives! In the 16th century I was a brave war hero. Yeah and I was a chicken. But in the 19th century I got even! When they built a statue of me? What were you? A pigeon. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
1977-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
1977-10-08 |
Image Number: |
69457 |
Caption: |
I've just been appointed Ambassador to the Bermuda Triangle. |
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